ATTITIES

me
sUper important question

me
are you guys going home
for christmas

hongjoong
we can't this year

yunho
are you going home

me
well that's why i was asking

me
mum and dad said not to
worry about coming home
if you weren't going to be
there because oppa isn't
going to be home either and
that i could spend this
christmas with you since
we haven't had christmas
together in a couple of years

wooyoung
but we went home for
christmas not that long
ago

yunho
yuna wasn't home she was
travelling

yunho
couldn't even come home
to see me

me
FUCK YOU I WASNT
TRAVELLING FOR FUN

yunho
chill i was kidding i know
that

me
good

me
so if you're not going
home what're you all
going to do for christmas

seonghwa
well we don't usually need
to go in to work on
christmas so i think we were
all going to be home for
breakfast and then just do
whatever

me
that's lowkey lonely af
and depressing

san
thanks.

me
well i say fuck your stupid
ugly lonely plans let's have
some fun

yeosang
why are our plans lonely
stupid AND ugly wtf

me
uh because i said so

me
one of these days you're
going to wake up and
realise that i'm always
right simply because i am
not because there's a
reason and you just have
to accept the facts for what
they are: FACTS

jongho
why are you being so
mean today

me
i dunno but i like this
feminine power type of
thing i'm feeling it's
making me feel all tingly

me
especially in the left arm

me
actually it lowkey hurts

seonghwa
ARE YOU SURE YOURE
NOT HAVING A HEART
ATTACK

me
uh yes i'm sure lol

me
i was laying on my side
and now i have pins and

needles in my left arm
and it is so not chill

me
anywho you guys should
come here for christmas

wooyoung
why

me
uh 1. you all love the shit
out of me and you all know
it and 2. it'll be fun and we
can do presents and we can
all snuggle up and drink
hot coco like white people
in movies do and it'll just be
really cute and fun and i can
cook for you

san
you had me at 'i can cook
for you'

yeosang
same

jongho
yum

wooyoung
OOH MAKE SOME DESSERTS

me
so to put it short none of you
actually care what i said
just that i said i would cook
for you

yunho
i mean yeah why tf else
would we care

me
FUCK YOU I KNOW HOW
TO FIGHT IM READY TO
GO LITTLE BITCH

mingi
i mean i was planning to
come to your place
anyway

seonghwa
AWWW YOUR FIRST
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER
AS A COUPLE

yunho
OMG I HAVE MORE
REASONS TO CARE NOW
OKAY IM IN

hongjoong
i will have you know that
i will be bringing a camera

wooyoung
imma need like sixteen
boxes of tissues because
you too being in love
makes me feel so lonely
and no one is willing to
help me so i'm just going
to cry alone in a corner

me
bro i know about fifty
people on twt who would
pay to date you for thirty
seconds and i'm not
joking

wooyoung
YEAH BUT I WANT REAL
LOVE LIKE YOU AND
MINGI HAVE NOT PAID
LOVE

san
fax

jongho
that is so true

yeosang
#miyun is so fucking goals

me
it's 2022 almost 23 no one
says goals anymore

yeosang
fuck you i say goals

me
than you slay the fucking
day away bestie do you boo

yeosang
thanks hoe

me
luv u x

yeosang
hugs n kisses cutie x

wooyoung
WTF WAS THAT
INTERACTION I CANT

me

we omg we just spoke
like every white girl i met
in australia when i lived
there for like two months
that's exactly how they
talk especially when they're
not actually friends with
you it's so weird i don't get it

yeosang
but it slayed so wtf are
you ladies gonna do abt
it

me
oh? oh that's right
FKN JACK SHIT

yeosang
fax

me
omg why do we slay so
hard

yeosang
I KNOW ????

me
WAIT ARE YOU MY
SOULMATE AND NOT
WOOYOUNG ????

me
ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE MY BF

yeosang
MAYBE ???

wooyoung
okay now my feelings are
actually being hurt and that's
not very christmassy

me
no i'm sorry bestie you're
my one and only bf

wooyoung
forever ?

me
forever and ever baby girl
<3

mingi
you're not flirting are you?
i'm sorry i just don't know
what yuna flirting looks like
or like real flirting in general.

me
no i'm not honey i'm just
being silly

mingi
okay cool

seonghwa
aww mingi are you jealous

mingi
a little

me
SHUT UP MINGI YOURE
SO CUTE I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH

mingi
<3

wooyoung
BOTH OF YOU STFU
IM LITERALLY SO
LONELY WTF SOMEONE
FIND ME A PARTNER

san
find one yourself 'sexy'

yeosang
titles don't mean much
when they're self-
proclaimed

wooyoung
FUCK YOU EVERYONE
IN THE WORLD WOULD
AGREE THAT IM SEXY

me
true

mingi
same

me
omg look at me and
bae twinning rn

mingi
yeosang was right we
are so fkn goals

me
true

yunho
okay all of you shut up

yunho
what time do you want
us to come over on
christmas

me
HOLD UP WE STILL
HAVE LIKE TEN DAYS

seonghwa

that's two of twelve gone
bitch we're running out of
time

me
okay chill

me
well do y'all just wanna
bring all the gifts to my
place and we can have
like a little family
christmas at my place

san
YES THATS WHAT I WANT

wooyoung
oh me too me too me too

jongho
yeah let's just do all of
christmas at yuna's house

yeosang
yeah that sounds like fun

mingi
does that mean we can
come over on christmas
eve

yunho
YYEEAAAAAHHHH

yunho
sorry i'm very excited to
spend christmas with yuna
it's been too long

seonghwa
hongjoong what do you
think

hongjoong
if it's okay with yuna we
can go christmas eve and
stay the night

me
FUCK YES I LOVE
CHRISTMAS

seonghwa
then it's settled

seonghwa
we'll be heading to yuna's
apartment on christmas eve
spending the night and
opening presents with her
on christmas day

AUTHOR

okay so i can tell you
now that the next
chapter will not be out
until christmas day in
australia maybe like
two days before just
because i want to take
my time with this one

i generally suck at
christmas chapters so
i don't usually do them
but this time around i
want to give it a try and
actually try to publish a
good one

so i'm going to take a
bit more time to think
about it and really get
it right

and just to let y'all know
this story genuinely has
no storyline it's kind of
just for shits n giggles

so if there's anything you
want to see or any ideas
you may have please let
me know

i really like getting
suggestions because
it sort of makes me feel
like people are genuinely
interested in the story

and i like to do what my
readers want me to to
make the story more
enjoyable

so feel free to leave a
comment on my
announcement board
thing or on any part of
a chapter, i read every
comment that gets left,
and let me know what
you'd like me to write

thank you for reading
this chapter <3

THANK YOU EVERYBODY

SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS
TIME !!