YUNA'S BITCHES

me
CALLING ALL BITCHES
I NEED OF IMMEDIATE
CPR CODE PINK I
REPEAT CODE FUCKING
PINK GET YOUR ASSES
IN HERE YOU WHORES

wooyoung
OMG CODE PINK CODE
PINK CODE PINK CODE
PINK CODE PINK CODE
PINK CODE PINK CODE
PINK CODE PINK CODE
PINK

jongho
tf is a code pink???

seonghwa
it means something
happened with mingi

jongho
oh

jongho
wait isn't this chat like
exclusively for things
that happened with
mingi hyung ??

wooyoung
no this is basically our
rant space, a safe space,
a space where we're free
to express ourselves as
we wish to do so

seonghwa
so are all of our other
chats???

wooyoung
STFU IM RIGHT UR
WRONG IM HOT
UR NOT SO HAHAHA

me
BRO STFU CODE
MOTHERFUCKING
PINK IM CREAMING

jongho
HUH

wooyoung
BITCH WTF

seonghwa
YUNA WTF

me
IM SORRY I MEANT
FUCKING SCREAMING

me
mingi just said that he
knows how i feel about
him and he feels the
same

wooyoung
OMG YOURE DATING
CONGRATULATIONS
BABY GIRL

jongho
she didn't say that

seonghwa
OMG BBY IM SO HAPPY
FOR YOU

jongho
SHE DIDNT FUCKING
SAY ANYTHING YET

me
well not really

me
he said he knows that
neither of us are
mentally ready for that
so for now we're
just really good friends

wooyoung
WTF MINGI

jongho
fuck him

seonghwa
aggressive but wth
min

me
YOU DIDNT FUCKING
LET ME FINISH

me
he said we're just good
friends who MIGHT
KISS SOMETIMES

me
WE MIGHT KISS

me
WE MIGHT KISS
SOMETIMES IM GONE
IM LEVITATING YOU
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
THE FUCK DO I DO
WHERE THE FUCK DO
I GO

wooyoung
OMG YOU MIGHT KISS
SOMETIMES

jongho
congrats is this a good
thing

seonghwa
OMG KISS HIM RN

me
BRO I WANT TO SO
BAD WHAT DO I DO

jongho
calm down first maybe

me
I CANT IM ACTUALLY
HYPERVENTILATING RN

seonghwa
okay seriously calm
down

me
i genuinely can't fucking
breathe idk what's
happening

me
omg wtf i can't breathe

wooyoung
hey yuna deep breaths
in and out calm down

jongho
it's okay yuna

seonghwa
bby just take some deep
breaths

me
I CANT THEYRE COMING
OUT BUT THEYRE NOT
GOING IN OMG I CANT
BREATHE GENUINELY
HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

me
omg my chest hurts so
bad i can't

wooyoung
do you need help

wooyoung
like seriously do you
need an ambulance

me
idk idk idk

me
i can't breathe wtf

seonghwa
love i think you're
having a panic attack

me
UH YOU FUCKING THINK
SO

me
IM SORRY IM VERY
AFRAID RN

seonghwa
it's okay

jongho
yuna do need us to come
to you

me
nonononononono

me
i'm okay i just

me
OMG I STILL CANT
BREATHE

seonghwa
hold on love

YUNHO

yunho

what's up hyung

has yuna ever had a
panic attack

what

why

nothing

has she

i think so

how'd you calm her
down

idk mingi had to take
over i couldn't handle
it

wdym

she was breathing so
weirdly and her face was
all red and she was
crying so much i couldn't
handle looking at
her

it scared the shit out
of me

i almost had a panic
attack because of her
panic attack

are you serious

yeah

why

is she okay

no

i think she's having a

what

i think so i'm not
sure

she just keeps saying she
can't breathe

over and over

and her chest hurts

really

oh god hyung

is she okay

no yunho i just told you

no

why tho

mingi said something
and i think it made her
panic

what did he say

is mingi okay

where is he

he's fine

in fact he's great

he said he knows how
she feels about him
and he feels the same
but rn neither of them
are mentally ready for
a relationship so for now
they're just really good
friends who might kiss
sometimes

she told us and then she
just kept saying she
couldn't breathe

and now she's panicking
over the fact she can't
breathe which isn't
helping her

omg

does she need help

like an ambulance

no i don't think so

but she might need you
to talk to her

and i know you're going
to say you can't handle
it but if i tell mingi the
reason why she's going to
get embarrassed and might
panic more

okay

okay i can do it

are you sure

if not i'm willing to
give it a go

no i think i can

okay

ATITTIES

me
BROS I CANT BREATHE
HELP ME

san
YOU WHAT NOW

yeosang
are you serious

me
NO YEOSANG IM A
DESPERATE ATTENTION
WHORE SO IM HAVING
A PANIC ATTACK PURELY
FOR CLOUT NOT
BECAUSE IM JUST
GENUINELY FUCKING
PANICKING

seonghwa
this was not supposed
to happen

mingi
are you okay

mingi
do you need help

mingi
an ambulance

mingi
do you need us to come
over

wooyoung
yuna calm down don't
panic

me
YOU THINK I DIDNT
FUCKING TRY THAT

hongjoong
hey are you alright
do you actually
need help

hongjoong
should we come to you
or not

me
NO

me
YES

me
IDFK I DONT EVEN
KNOW WHATS
HAPPENING

me
EVERYTHING IS
SPINNING AND I
THINK IM GONNA
BE SICK

mingi
yunho get in the car
we're going to help her

yunho
no min it's okay

mingi
UH NO IT ISNT???

yunho
it is

yunho

me
KINDA??????

yunho
just come down dude
okay

yunho
try taking some deep
breaths for me

yunho
in

yunho
out

yunho
in

yunho
out

yunho
are you breathing

me
yes

yunho
do you think you're
starting to calm down

me
i think so

yunho
okay just keep taking
slow and deep breaths
in and out for me okay

me
okay

mingi
are you okay

me
i actually think i am
wtf is this sorcery
yunho

yunho
idk

yunho
you said you couldn't
breathe so i figured just
breathe dude

me
fax

san
it's giving if you're
blind just open your eyes

wooyoung
if you're deaf just listen

yeosang
if you're homeless just
go home

yunho
if you're dumb just be
smart

mingi
if you're paralysed just
get up and walk

jongho
how are you all idiots

me
fax

seonghwa
wait so you're okay now

me
yeah i guess so

me
i mean the world is
still spinning but it may
be because i was
dramatically spinning
when i couldn't breathe
because i wanted to feel
like i was in mamma mia
during voulez vous when
sophie passes out

seonghwa
omfg

me
WELL IM SORRY
FORGIVE ME FOR
HAVING A DREAM

hongjoong
IN THE MIDDLE OF
A PANIC ATTACK???

me
UH I LITERALLY TOLD
YOU I DIDNT KNOW
WHAT WAS HAPPENING
HOW WOULD I HAVE
KNOWN I WAS HAVING
A PANIC ATTACK ???

me
seriously hongjoong
get with the program
mate

mingi
yuna you're so smart

me
mingi let's kiss

yunho
UM SLAY I GUESS