SINK
ATITTIES
me
yo san
san
i hath been summoned
me
let's fight
san
what why
yeosang
why're you fighting san
yunho
yuna sit tf down and
shut up okay
me
no let's go bitch
san
but why
me
idk
me
what's your favourite
animal
san
probably cats
me
ya know what dude
me
fuck cats
san
ARE YOU HONESTLY
ON DRUGS RN WHAT
IS HAPPENING
mingi
what is going on
wooyoung
why is yuna tryna fight
san
wooyoung
stop tryna fight my bae
me
jongho
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
THAT WAS HONESTLY
FUNNY WTF
seonghwa
lmao get roasted
hongjoong
uhh i'm his dad????
me
fine then i'm tryna date
your mum
seonghwa
NO?!??!!!?!
me
ah fuck
me
i can't believe you've
done this
me
me
MATHS IS A CONSPIRACY
THEORY JUST LIKE
AUSTRALIA AND
PLATYPUS'
yeosang
at this point i'm starting
to wish you were a
conspiracy theory
seonghwa
yeosang you know how
yunho feels about you
guys talking to yuna like
that
yunho
no i fully agree
wooyoung
OMG BESTIE IS FAKE
jongho
wtf yuna is an illusion
mingi
uh who tf is yuna??
mingi
like yuna from itzy or???
hongjoong
idk of a yuna
me
mingi
why're you in such a
meme-y mood today
are you okay
me
no
me
because...
me
yunho
omfg
mingi
smh
san
eye-
wooyoung
literally shut up
jongho
no keep going this is
funny
yeosang
wOah not jongho
EnJOYING memes
jongho
just because i don't like
your memes doesn't mean
i don't like memes full stop
jongho
i just don't like YOUR
memes
san
only reason that you like
her memes is because you
like her
jongho
guy
me
wait so you're just telling
people now
jongho
yh who gives a shit
anyways
me
not me that's for sure
mingi
wait jongho you like yuna
jongho
yes but we've already
talked about it and she
doesn't feel the same
way which is okay with
me
me
yh we're all good in
the neighbourhood
seonghwa
aww look at you two
being all mature
hongjoong
yh maybe you 99 liners
could try that someday
too
yunho
hEy we're mature
yeosang
that's true
san
i can cross the road
without holding anyone's
hand and i'd say that's
pretty much peak
maturity
mingi
me too i can do that too
wooyoung
uh huh
yunho
see we're all way more
mature than you two
think we are
wooyoung
a mon avis hongjoong
hyung i think you're just
mad that you're short
hongjoong
okay wooyoung
wooyoung
wait that's it
wooyoung
i don't have to come to
your room
hongjoong
no of course you do
me
hey bitch i didn't know
you spoke french
me
comment vas-tu
aujourd'hui? profitez-vous
du temps? à mon avis tu
es superbe aujourd'hui
wooyoung
uh baguette?
me
THATS RUDE
wooyoung
okay then
wooyoung
oui?
me
ah bien bien
yeosang
wait you speak french
me
yh
me
i thought y'all knew that
yunho
yh she's like a fucking
language wiz
yunho
she learns languages
really easily
me
:)
seonghwa
what languages do
you speak
me
i speak french spanish
russian japanese mandarin
english and italian
jongho
okay well that's insanely
fucking cool
me
thank you
yunho
dudes how're we gonna
get this chapter to
1000 words were at 560
rn we still have another
440 left
yeosang
FOURTH FUXKING
WALL
me
it's okay i am the fourth
wall
me
i'm currently eating
cold toast with nothing
on it i might fucking
cry
san
why don't you just cook
you're a great cook
me
NO I ALWAYS COOK
TOO FUCKING MUCH
AND WHEN I COOK
FOR MYSELF I ALWAYS
END UP BAKING
CUPCAKES TOO AND
I DONT WANNA BAKE
CUPCAKES COZ LAST
TIME I DID I PEEED
MY PANTS, GOT TEARS
IN THE ICING, ALMOST
HAD A FUCKING KNIFE
FALL ON MY HAND AND
THEN ENDED UP IN
HOSPITAL SO NO
FUCKING THANK YOU
me
I WILL NEVER MAKE
CUPCAKES AGAIN
san
:(
mingi
NNOOOOO YOU MAKE
GREAT CUPCAKES
me
WELL FUCK CUPCAKES
I LIKE NORMAL BIG
CAKES BETTER ANYWAY
me
AND FUCK YOU TOO
MINGI
mingi
i'm not even gonna
fight you
me
me
me
LIFE = FUCKIN HACKED
me
FUCK FIVE MINUTE
CRAFTS I AM THE GOD
OF LIFE HACKS NOW
yunho
bro istg did you do
coke
me
yunho
JIMINEY CRICKETS I
HATE YOU
me
mingi
yuna are you feeling
sad again
mingi
because i know when
you get sad you try to
be funny to convince
yourself that you're not
sad
me
seonghwa
yuna are you feeling
okay
me
wooyoung
at this point just stfu
jongho
woah don't talk to bestie
like that
jongho
she's clearly going
through something rn
me
NO I AM NOT
me
AND I AM ALSO NOT
IN MY KITCHEN SINK
yeosang
HOW TF DID YOU GET
IN THE SINK
me
I DONT KNOW ONE
SECOND I SWEAR I
WAS ASLEEP AND
THE NEXT I WAS IN
MY KITCHEN SINK
EATING COLD TOAST
GUYS MEMES
me
WTF IS MY LIFE
me
OH WAIT I DONT HAVE
ONE
mingi
yuna get out of the sink
me
i can't
me
i think i'm stuck
yunho
omg someone else needs
to get their license
because i'm not going to
keep driving to her
apartment to help her idc
if she's my sister
me
hongjoong
no i don't trust anyone
else behind the wheel
seonghwa
stop acting like you
could even see over the
dashboard
hongjoong
BARELY THATS WHY I
DONT TRUST ANYONE
ELSE TO HAVE THEIR
LICENSE INCLUDING
MYSELF
me
y'all scream too much
me
ITS OKAY
me
I WILL JUST SPEND
THE REST OF MY
YEARS HERE IN THIS
SINK WITH MY COLD
ASS TOAST
me
THE SINK WILL PROVIDE
ME WATER TO CONSUME
AND BATHE IN
me
AND MY TOASTER
AND BREAD ARE
BOTH WITHIN AN
ARMS LENGTH SO
I HAVE ENOUGH
FOOD FOR THE NEXT
WEEK
yunho
NO YOU DUMBASS
OBVIOUSLY WERE
COMING TO GET YOU
OUT OF THE FUCKING
SINK
me
honestly i think i slept
in here
wooyoung
bItch WTF
me
idk but i'm pretty sure
i fell asleep in the sink
me
I DID
me
i woke up to have
something to eat and
so i made toast and i
got bored of waiting
me
then i decided to get
in my sink because my
sleep meds low key
make me loopy
me
and then i fell asleep
while i was waiting and
my toaster is off it's fkn
nuts so the toast shoots
out of the toaster when
it's done
me
so then i woke up in my
sink and there was a cold
piece of toast next to
me
me
IM A GENIUS CAN YOU
BELIEVE I FIGURED ALL
OF THAT
yeosang
i'm sorry i'm too focused
on the fact that you fELL
ASLEEP IN THE SINK
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