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me
MINGI

wooyoung
not today bitch not
to-fucking-day

san
why does every conversation
in this chat start like this

yeosang
how do you honestly still
not understand the concept
of typing in caps not
making the text louder

seonghwa
WHAT HAPPENED

yunho
good evening

hongjoong
what's going on

jongho
why is it always mingi
hyung being called but
he's always the last to
show up

mingi
WHATS WRONG IM HERE

mingi
AND STFU JONGHO

me
OMG MINGI

mingi
OMG YAY OR OMG NO
I DONT UNDERSTAND
I NEED CONTEXT

me
MINGI RIGHT NOW
TAKE YOUR FUCKING
SHIRT OFF

mingi
WHY

yunho
NO ???!?!!????

me
JUST DO IT YOU HAVE
TO DO IT

me
did you do it?

mingi
YEAH

mingi
WHY DID I HAVE TO
TAKE MY SHIRT OFF
WHATS GOING TO
HAPPEN IF I HAVE A
SHIRT ON

me
nothing i just wanted
to see if you would
do it

mingi
wtf.

yeosang
LMFAOOOOOO AND
HE DID OMG

wooyoung
SSSSIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMP

san
damn girl you really have
him wrapped around your
little finger dont you

me
absolutely i do i just wanted
concrete evidence of it

yunho
what the genuine fuck
yuna

me
uhh please don't get mad
it's only 9.30pm and
wooyoung told me earlier
that y'all weren't busy at
all today

me
so it's a normal hour to
be texting strange things
and i'm not distracting
y'all from anything right

yunho
i'm not mad stop
immediately assuming
that i am

me
sure

me
but anyways mingi wtf

why did you just do what
i told you

mingi
UOU WERE YELLING AT
ME WHY WOULD I
NOT FUCKING PANIC AND
DO WHAT YOU SAY

me
all i'm saying is that it
was a stupid demand
you should've just been
like bitch no wtf

mingi
me??? call my wife a
bitch??? no????

me
YOUR WHAT NOW

mingi
i meant to type girl but
i said wife instead and i
apologise

me
OMG IM FUCKING
LEVITATING

me
GOOD LORD I SCREAMED
SO LOUD MY DEAF
NEIGHBOUR STARTED
BANGING ON THE WALL

me
NVM THEYRE 100% JUST
GETTING SOME ACTION
OVER THERE BUT LMAO

mingi
you liked it?

me
LIKED IT I LOVED IT IM
FUCKING LEAVING YOURE
SO CUTE

seonghwa
HES SO CUTE YOURE
SO FKN CUTE IM
SCREAMING

wooyoung
SHES SO CUTE THEYRE
BOTH SO MF CUTE RN
IM ACTUALLY FANGIRLING
SO HARD GET TF AWAY
IM FEARLESS HUH RAM
PAPAPAPABAM

yeosang
IM SCREAMING BECAUSE
YOURE SCREAMING IN
MY DAMN EARS

wooyoung
IM SORRY THEYRE JUST
SO UWU

san
real.

me
y'all are my fan club and i
approve

hongjoong
ngl whilst it's a terrible
idea let's be fr wooyoung
is the president of the
jeong yuna fan club

wooyoung
YEAH I AM BITCH HAHA

yunho
i'm going to run away why
tf are you guys so cute

me
HEY YOU

yunho
me?

me
YEAH YOU

me
did you and heejin eonni
do the dirty????

yunho
uhhh no what makes you
say that

me
uhh just the fact that she
told me yesterday

yunho
fuck i hate her

me
APPARENTLY THATS
NOT WHAT YOU TOLD

HER

seonghwa
OMG YUNHO DID YOU
ACTUALLY TELL HER YOU
LOVE HER

yunho
NO

yunho
i told her that i liked her
for like a hundred years
and she said she felt the
same and boom

mingi
YOU BLEW HER UP

me
omg you monster how could
you

yunho
I MEANT BOOM MY DICKS
WET NOT SHE WENT
FUCKING BOOM YOU
IDIOTS

me
bros so defensive you'd
think he had short people
syndrome

me
or tiny dick syndrome

wooyoung
NO WAY HE HAS TINY
DICK SYNDROME

san
WTF

yeosang
so you mean he might
have short people syndrome
but definitely not tiny
dick syndrome

jongho
yeah wtf how could hyung
have short people syndrome

hongjoong
tf is short people syndrome

wooyoung
you 100% have it

jongho
so does yuna

me
FUCK YOU BITCH IM
NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING
SHORT

me
AND EVEN THO I AM
SOMEWHAT SHORT
ID STILL BEAT YOUR
ASS ANY TIME ANY
FUCKING DAY LETS
FUCKING GO BITCH

mingi
don't ask me why i love
her i can't explain it to
you

hongjoong
wait so what is short
people syndrome and
why do you say that
i have it.

me
?

hongjoong
what was my question
already answered

me
no

me
you ended your question
with a full stop instead of
a question mark which
then makes it a
statement so i was just
correcting your obvious
grammatical error

hongjoong
no offence yuna but shh

san
OH SO YOU WONT
TELL HER TO SHUSH
OR SHUT UP JUST SHH

hongjoong
san shut up

san
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT

IM TALKING ABOUT

seonghwa
short people syndrome is
what people generally use
to describe short people
who're overly angry and
they generally connect the
excessive anger to the
fact that they're short and
feel inferior to a lot of
people who are taller than
them

hongjoong
wooyoung

wooyoung
I KNOW WHAT YOURE
GONNA SAY HYUNG

me
i don't

me
say it

hongjoong
wooyoung come to my
room

wooyoung
YEAH OKAY

me
hold up y'all

me
i've made a discovery

me
i have five shirts that are
500000000000x too big
for me and that are also
not mine

me
yeah this one says it's
fucking balenciaga i'm
absolutely certain it
isn't mine

wooyoung
i think it's mine i must've
left it at your place

me
clearly.

wooyoung
can you just hold onto it
for now

wooyoung
i'll come grab it from you
sometime

me
okay but it's balenciaga
come get it now before
i wear it too bed it's so
comfy yum

wooyoung
YUM?????

me
yeah yum

me
okay all these shirts belong
to you guys wtf

me
DONT LEAVE YOUR SHIT
AT MY HOUSE I CANT BE
TRUSTED WITH EXPENSIVE
THINGS

yunho
then should we take cho
back coz that guy cost me
a lot of fucking money

me
no i love him and i'm taking
very good care of him but
also my goldfish jumped
out of her tank the other day
and cho at her but i took
cho to the vet and the vet
said cho would be fine but
now i think cho has a taste
for goldfish so i'm scared
to by another one

san
wtf even are you yuna

mingi
a dream.

yunho
a dream that ends with
you jumping into a pit of
fire and misery

me
so i'm basically perfect

mingi
basically


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