ATITTIES

me
mingi

yunho
no you will not be
sexting right here
where we can all
see it

jongho
ew you're sexting

hongjoong
tf is sexting

san
it's very intimate texting

hongjoong
how can a text be
intimate

wooyoung
horny texting

wooyoung
texting with the intention
of arousal and eventually
sexual intercourse

hongjoong
just get out of my house

me
uhh hello i was not tryna
sext anyone and if i was
i would not start by
using their name like wtf
do you think i am

me
anyways

me
MINGIIIII

yeosang
typing in all caps won't
make him come any
faster

wooyoung
;)

seonghwa
no fr leave

me
yo someone get my
boyfriend i need to
talk to him

yunho
uhhhh your whAT NOW

me
chill he's not fr my
boyfriend yet

wooyoung
GOOD BECAUSE IF
YOU EVEN DARED
THINK OF
ANNOUNCING IT LIKE
THIS I WOULD
LITERALLY KILL YOU

seonghwa
me too this is not chill

jongho
so not chill

mingi
what happened

me
MINGI

mingi
yuna

me
what's wrong

me
you didn't match my
energy

mingi
just tired

mingi
i'm okay

me
oh okay then don't
worry

me
go take a nap

mingi
no what were you
going to say

me
i was just going to say
we totally need a ship
name

mingi
OMGOODNESS THAT
IS SO TRUE

yunho
that woke you up

mingi
ofc it did

wooyoung
okay well now that
we're talking about it
i've had some ideas
that i've been wanting
to talk about

wooyoung
here's what i'm thinking

wooyoung
yugi

wooyoung
yumin

wooyoung
yumimi

wooyoung

minyu

wooyoung
yungi

me
nope that's already a
thing

yeosang
wait who

me
yunho and mingi

yunho
slay we have a ship
name

me
literally told you about
it like not that long ago
but it's nice to know you
pay attention to me
thank you

san
i like minyu i think
that's cute

jongho
no yumin

seonghwa
no but yumimi is literally
so adorable are you
kidding me right now

yunho
okay but hear me out

yunho
minyu

hongjoong
no yumimi

jongho
i feel like minyu is
a fat slay tho

yeosang
true

san
i like yumimi sorry
besties

wooyoung
ugh nvm i hate you

yeosang
same

wooyoung
#woosangforlife

yeosang
slay

me
OKAY BUT MINYU
ARE YOU KIDDING
ME THATS SO CUTE

me
BUT YUMIMI IS SO
UWU

mingi
wow

mingi
you don't realise how
hard ship names are
until you're the one
making them

hongjoong
fax atiny deserves an
award because
seongjoong slays

seonghwa
everyfuckingday

wooyoung
OKAY LETS HAVE
A VOTE

wooyoung
all those for yumimi
say x those of you
for minyu say y

me
y

san
x

mingi
y

yunho
y

hongjoong
x

seonghwa
x

yeosang
y

me
wait i change my mind
x

mingi
wait i change mine too

me
wait no y

yunho
it's minyu obviously

mingi
wait me too i switch
back to y

me
OMG WAIT YUMIN
IS SO CUTE TOO

me
NO I ALREADY HAVE
TWO CHOICES I
DONT NEED A THIRD
THREE IS TOO MANY
THERE ARE TOO MANY

FACTORS ALREADY

me
minyu

me
NO YUMIMI

me
FUCK ITS MINYU
ISNT IT

mingi
uhh i say minyu

yunho
WAIT STOP

yunho
...miyun...

wooyoung
???

wooyoung
FUCK YEAH

yeosang
omg miyun i'm gonna
cry

san
what a fat fucking slay

seonghwa
FUCK IT UP MIYUN

me
omg i'm shitting out of
my eyeballs how fucking
adorable is that

mingi
i think miyun wins ngl

jongho
miyun is everything
are you kidding me

yunho
IM COINING IT THIS
IS MY THING I MADE
IT UP OMG IM GOING
TO START A FAN ACC

wooyoung
TOO LATE WHORE I
ALREADY MADE ONE
HAHAHAHA

wooyoung
hit me up @
mingixyuna

me
THATS YOUR USER

me
wow literally get out

me
i will report you for
harassment unless you
change the user to
something better

wooyoung
okay jeez

mingi
omg we have our first
fan acc

me
i know how cute are
we

mingi
and we're not even
frs yet

me
i know we're so iconic

seonghwa
sometimes i love you
and then other times i
just wish you would
both shut your mouths
for two months

me
okay that hurt

mingi
jealousy jealousy ~

hongjoong
so i think we decided
on miyun

seonghwa
sorry you can all call
them miyun but in my
heart they will always
be yumimi

wooyoung
you do you boo

yeosang
your relationship is
just so slay

san
slay the day away queens

jongho
*snaps fingers x3*

yunho
absolutely iconic

hongjoong
wtf is with y'all and slay
today

hongjoong
i mean we say slay but
not usually in every
other text

me
sorry i was hanging
out with kyungsoo and
danbi and i kid you
not their reaction to

absolutely everything
is 'slay queen' but
expressed in different
ways

me
for example if i did a
really cool backflip
danbi would be like
OMG SLAYYY QUEEN

me
and if i were to rant about
how i destroyed wooyoung
in a punch on yesterday
kyungsoo would give me a
sassy slAy quEEn

me
and if i were to talk about
how mingi and i are
literally the most iconic
couple ever they'd both
give me really swoony
slaaayyy queeennnn

jongho
I HATE THE WAY
CHILDREN TALK THESE
DAYS LIKE WTF JUST
USE REAL WORDS SLAY
QUEEN ISNT A THING

wooyoung
literally shut up you
became an adult two
years ago you're not
really valid yet

san
true

yeosang
the law may say you're
valid but you're not
valid enough to call
people four years younger
than you children

me
i agree

me
i don't call eighteen year
olds children because
i'm basically their age i'm
not that much older than
them

me
even though i wouldn't
talk to or let an eighteen
year old talk to me like
we're the same age we
basically are

mingi
omg you're so smart

me
i know our son is gonna
be the next einstein

mingi
daughter

me
well no the first one will
be the smart one because
the smart genes will run
out hella quick

me
so our first child who is
a boy will be the next
einstein

san
fifty bucks says the first
is a girl and she's dumb
as shit just because yuna
said that

jongho
bro facts

mingi
GOOD ONE YUNA
YOUVE JINXED OUR
UNBORN, UNCONCIEVED
COMPLETELY NON
EXISTENT CHILDREN

me
ME ?????

me
fuck you have your
own kids. it's not minyu
or yumimi anymore
it's min and yu and yu
and mimi