YUNA'S BITCHES

seonghwa
okay so you took the
other three and two of
those are positive and
one is negative

yeosang
clearly you bought six
faulty tests take them
back demand a refund

me
good thinking yeosang
i'll just return six plastic
sticks THAT I FUCKING
PISSED ON COZ THATLL
GO DOWN WELL

yeosang
please stop i'm very scared
rn

me
YOURE SCARED????
ARE YOU POSSIBLY
ABOUT TO HAVE A
BABY THAT YOU DO
NOT WANT TO NOR HAVE
THE MEANS TO RAISE

wooyoung
hold up you don't
want it ?

me
not now i won't

me
i'm not ready

me
i mean yeah the second
i see it and hold it i'll fall
in love and have no
regrets but right now hell
no i don't want it

me
but it's fine right yeosang

yeosang
yeah you'll be fine

me
yeah coz i can just
return it right

yeosang
i don't like anxious you
very much

me
WELL GOOD FOR YOU

wooyoung
stop getting mad at my
yeosangie he didn't
possibly get you pregnant
i should hope

me
you're right i'm sorry

me
i'm just really fucking
scared and yeosang was
the first to say something

stupid so i'm lashing out
at him i'm sorry yeosang

yeosang
it's okay i get it

me
DO YOU REALLY

yeosang
NO BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEANT

me
i do i'm sorry

wooyoung
good

me
so i can't get mad at
yeosang because he
couldn't have possibly
gotten me pregnant

wooyoung
THIS DOES NOT MEAN
YOU LASH OUT AT MY
MANGI EITHER

seonghwa
please don't get mad at
mingi he'll cry i don't want
him to cry i hate seeing
him cry it makes me cry i
don't wanna cry omg i'm
crying

me
??

me
okay so do i tell mingi
or not

jongho
personally i think it's
up to you what you
do

jongho
you can either go to a
doctor first and find out
or you can tell him and
he can go with you

me
BDHEIWBE IM TOO
INDECISIVE FOR THIS

wooyoung
are throwing yourself
around and screaming

me
YES BECAUSE WTF AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO

me
FUCK ALL OF YOUR
OPINIONS IM TELLING
HIM NOW

jongho
unnecessary aggression

seonghwa
you know what tame
impala says let it
fucking happen

me
WHY DO YOU KNOW

HIM

MINGI

MING I THI BE IMGIHT
BE. PARGRANT nd I
DONT KNOW WHAT
TO TH

you what??

i think i might be pregnant
and idk what to do

buy a test ??

YOU THINK I DIDNT
FUCKING DO THAT
ALREADY

okay

what does it say usually
that's your answer

well i bought six because
i wanted to be 100%
sure and i ended up with
3 + 3 -

three plus three minus
what

THREE POSITIVE AND
THREE NEGATIVE

oh

HOW ARE YOU
COMPLETELY UNFAZED
BY THIS

i'm not i'm majorly freaking
out but one of us has to
keep calm

WELL STOP CARING FOR
A SECOND AND CARE

that doesn't make any
sense

OMFG

MINGI I MIGHT BE
HAVING YOUR BABY
YOU CAN FREAK OUT

no i'm not going to

OMG I HATE YOU

okay

so let's make an appointment
to see a doctor and let them
tell us

okay

see no need to stress just
yet

you're right

but

you're not leaving me ?

no why tf would i ever
leave you don't be dumb

i just thought because
you're an idol and you're
famous and you're way
hotter than me you'd
leave because this
hypothetical baby would
somewhat burden you
and get in the way of
and possibly ruin your
career

no

you're happiness and
health is more
important to me than
my career and i would
feel the same for my
child

you're not at fault for
getting pregnant if
anything i am

omg now im crying and
screaming for different
reasons why are you such
a wonderful person

idk

but i'm not ever going to
leave you yuna don't ever

think that again

if anything i'll be the one
breaking up with you

YOURE BREAKING UP
WITH ME

no you goof

i'm saying if our
relationship ever ended
it would be completely
because of me

you're too good to me it
could never be your
fault

STOP TALKING ABOUT
BREAKING UP WITH
ME LIKE THERES A
POSSIBILITY THAT YOU
WILL

you don't know that there
isn't

you can't predict the future
or change it in your
favour

I CAN DO WHATEVER TF
I WANT STOP DOUBTING
ME

chill princess i'm not going
to break up with you any
time soon

WHAT ABOUT LATER

YOURE NOT GIVING ME
MUCH CONFIDENCE IN
THE CONTINUATION OF
OUR RELATIONSHIP

so many big words i'm way
too dizzy

btw i threw up again

i figured

why else would you buy
the tests

have you started your
period yet

no

it was due two days ago

SHIT

yeah

anyways are you booking
the appointment or should
i

i'll do it

don't stress

just lay down and relax
don't push yourself

okay

thank you mingi

what for

for caring about me more
than i do

and not freaking out too
much it's really helping
me calm down

anytime beautiful

<33

okay so i made an
appointment for
tomorrow at 11 am

is that all good

yeah sounds great

okay

i'm serious yuna don't
stress

don't think about it

i'll come over later and
i'll stay with you tonight

will you make me breakfast

i will order you breakfast
from wherever you'd like to
eat

okay

you'll be okay

go do a puzzle or something
while you wait for me

okay

i love you yuna <3

i love you so much
more mingi <33

SEONGHWA

i'm freaking the shit out

so she told you

YES HYUNG HOLY
FUCKING SHIT WHAT
IF IM A FATHER IN
NINE MONTHS

IM NOT READY AND
NEITHER IS SHE

wow you're exactly the
same

AS WHAT HYUNG
WTF AM I THE SAME
AS

OMG I THINK IM GOING
TO CRY

NO DONT CRY I CANT
HANDLE YOU CRYING

IM CRYING

FUCK STAY AWAY FROM
ME