COOL MEN

me
y'all that pizza was so
good i could've died
eating it

me
except i'm lack toes and
toddler ants so imma
blow up

me
literally

wooyoung
tmi bitch t m fucking i

me
sorry not sorry

yeosang
you ate it so fast tho
how could you breathe

me
unlike mingi i am an
extremely fast eater

mingi
IT ISNT MY FAUKT I
EAT SLOWLY OKAY

yunho
AND IF HE WAS A FAST
EATER THEN WE WOULDNT
BE FRIENDS RN

mingi
you mean you wouldn't
have tried to be my friend
if i was a normally-paced
eater

me
WOW YUNHO WHY
WOULD YOU SAY THAT
YOU ASSHOLE

yunho
you stfu you picked on
him first

me
I DID NOT i was just
stating that unlike
mingi i eat extremely
fast

hongjoong
HOW ARE YOU EXACTLY
THE SAME BUT ALSO
POLAR OPPOSITES

yunho
yh i've always thought
that

yunho
like at first over text mingi
is pretty chill while
yuna is like WHAM BAM
BOOM

yunho
but in person mingi is
like WHAM BAM BOOM
and yuna is so reserved
and quiet

me
SOCAIL INTERACTIONS
MAKE ME NERVOUS
WE ESTABLISHED
THAT AGES AFO

yeosang
she's got a point

san
i agree

wooyoung
well i love her in person
and over text

me
ew don't flirt with me

mingi
gross don't flirt with her

yunho
don't flirt with my sister

wooyoung
IM NOT FLIRTING

wooyoung
aND WHY DID YOU ALL
TEXT THE SAMR THING
AT THE SAME TIME

me
because great minds
think alike

mingi
YUNA THINKS IM SMART
THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

me
ofc i think you're smart bby

mingi
ew i'm blushing

yunho
EW YOU BLUSHED AT
MY SIDTER CALLING
YOU BBY

yunho
get out

jongho
you're done

me
omg jongho you were
so sweet to me ilysm

me
thanks for that last piece
too

jongho
i didn't want it and i don't
believe in wasting
perfectly good food

me
ily

mingi
stop flirting with jongho

me
would you rather me flirt
with you mingi

me
because i'll do it

mingi
is that a threat

me
it's whatever you want
it to be - florida stanley,
the office

mingi
fine then do it

me
ilysm mingi

me
mingi you were so cute
tonight ilyilyilyilyilyily

me
EW IM CRIMGING SO
HARD

yunho
STOP FLIRTING WITH
EVERYONR

yunho
ya know you should be
more like in person you
all the time

me
oh so you'd rather i have
social anxiety all the time
and never be comfortable
enough to be myself

me
well actually tbh

me

yeosang
IF THAT ISNT ME-

san
omg you meme?????

me
yh duh

san
you're perfect

san
YUNHO MAY I HAVE
PERMISSION TO
PROPOSE TO YOUR
SISTER

yunho
no

yunho
besides i think she already
has her eye on someone

seonghwa
ooo spicy

hongjoong
so now you join in the
conversation

seonghwa
i enjoy tea fight me tiny

hongjoong
you knOW i'm insecure
about my height you
insensitive whORE

me
AGGRESSION

yunho
way too aggressive

mingi
wait so yuna likes someone

me
no lol who told you that
ahahahahahah you're funny

yunho
yes she does don't worry
about it it isn't you mingi

mingi
why would i be worried
if it was me

mingi
i would prefer it if it was
me

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wooyoung
I WMSAW RHAT NOT
TAKEBACKES

me
wot

mingi
STFU WOOYOUNG

yunho
i saw it too

jongho
so did i heheh

me
what what was it

mingi
NOTHING

yunho
it was nothing

wooyoung
he just sent the same
thing he sent before it

jongho
yh maybe his phone
glitched or smth

san
well i saw it too and it
said snap a a a shot. s

san
WHY THE FUCK DID
I JUST GET TACKLED

wooyoung
i knew what you were
gonna say big mouth

me
hmmmmmm y'all sus

me
san tell me later

san
if i do i'll get my ass
beat so my lips are
sealed and i shoved
the key up my ass

me
tmi

me
anyways

me
yes there is a guy that i'm
interested in but i doubt
it'd even work out
especially considering our
past interactions

mingi
what happened

me
oh we were friends but
something happened and
i haven't talked to him in
years

seonghwa
oh i get it

hongjoong
explain it to me i don't
understand

seonghwa
hold on i'm coming to
your room

yeosang
i don't get it someone
tell me

hongjoong
come to my room

yeosang
IM GETTING IN TROUBLE
FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING
WTF

hongjoong
no seonghwa is explaining
it to me so he can just
explain it to us both

mingi
idk either so i'm coming

yunho
no you come to me
i'll tell you

mingi
oki

me
YUNHO

YUNHO

hush child i'm not actually
gonna tell him

just act natural

OKAY SURE

COOL MEN

me
i'm natural

yunho
go to bed

wooyoung
just leave

jongho
i'm sorry ily but i agree
with them just be gone

me
mkay bye hoes

MINGI

BEFORE YOU GO YUNA

yunho explained it to me

i'm gonna help you get
this guy

what

i'm gonna help you get
his attention and stuff

and get him to notice you
even though i kinda dislike
the idea of you liking someone

like someone other than you?

no

like in a brotherly way

you're like my little sister
i have to protect you from
the nasty men of this
world

right

WOOYOUNG

I TOLF YOU IT WOULDNT
WORK OUT

what

he thinks of me as a
sister

so obviously me liking
him is just useless

omg you dumbass

YUNHO

STOO TELLIMG MY
STISYER TOU THINK
IF THER AS ABSISGER

excuse me

stop telling her you think
of her as a sister

you have to make it seem like
you like her just don't be
obvious or aggressive abt
it

okay

how do i do that

oh my dear mingi

lemme teach you something

JONGHO

i didn't know you and
mingi we're like that

WERE NIT

wait like what exactly

like

into each other

lolol we're not

well he's into you and it's
obvious that you like him too

anyone could've guessed
it

except for him apparently

anyways congrats he likes
you you like him WHAM
BAM BOOM you have a
baby

omg jongho

i'm kidding obviously i
know how babies are
actually made

with sex

and i know how liking
someone works

WHY DUD YOU HAVE TO
BRING UO SEC SND
ONLY SEX

you're the mature one
grow up

stfu.