ATITTIES

yunho
guys this chat is dead
again

wooyoung
fax where's bestie at

jongho
BESTIE COME HITHER

san
lmaoooo jongho's bored

jongho
that i am

yeosang
where is ms bestie

wooyoung
NUH UH BITCH SHES
MY BESTIE GET UR OWN

me
y'all i'm here

me
and i'm fucking dying

seonghwa
what's wrong? are you
sick again? where do you
feel sick? are you hurt?

hongjoong
geez dude chill

yunho
actually here's a good
question

yunho
where tf is mingi

mingi
i went for a walk

mingi
i'm literally in the elevator
coming back up why

yunho
oh lol i thought you were
with yuna again

me
no babes i'm actually
fucking dying

me
I HATE BEING A WOMAN

hongjoong
excUse me???

san
NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT
THAT KIND OF TALK

me
no being a woman sucks

me
WHY TF IS MY VAGINA
BLEEDING RN

me
LIKE WTF DUDE

me
HONESTLY

me
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN
I MIGHT ACTUALLY
CRY

yunho
you mean cry from pain?

yunho
even i haven't seen you
do that and i lived with
you for 19 years of my
life

me
I KMOW SO YOU MUST
UNDERSTAND HOW
MUCH PAIN I AM IN

me
oh who tf am i kidding
you're a man you wouldn't
get it

me
you've never given birth

mingi
aND YOU HAVE?!??!!

me
not yet but unfortunately
one day i will

me
and when that happens
i think i will simply pass
away in the middle of
delivering

mingi
not if we still agree we're
probably gonna get
married

mingi
no wife of mine will be
dying while delivering
my little princess

me
uhh i thought we agreed
our first child would be
a boy

mingi
i was not present for that
conversation because i
clearly remember agreeing
that our first child would
be a girl

yunho
OMG YOU PLANNED
CHILDREN TOGTHER
NOW IM GONNA CRY

seonghwa

aww my babies are talking
about having babies

jongho
why tf are you planning
your children's gender

yeosang
yh you know you don't
get to decide that

me
welp i'm still betting fifty
bucks that if mingi and
i have children together
the first will be a boy

mingi
okay fifty bucks says it's
a girl

yunho
fifty on it being girl

wooyoung
same i would love for
you two to have a girl

jongho
i bet it's a boy

san
me too

san
whilst i agree y'all would
be so cute with a little girl
i bet it'll be a boy

seonghwa
oh i want it to be a girl

hongjoong
boy

yeosang
i bet you have twins one
of each

me
ooh spicing things up a
little i like it

mingi
oh now i want twins

me
bitch birth your own twins
i'm not doing that

seonghwa
AWW IMAGINE IF YOU
DID HAVE TWINS JSJEJ
HDJSKSNNWAHAK

hongjoong
fun fact: seonghwa suffers
from major baby fever
at all times

seonghwa
i love babies so much

seonghwa
i can't wait to be a dad

jongho
even if you don't have a
child of your own you'll
still have 99z and i

seonghwa
blegh no

san
okay rUde mUch

wooyoung
yh hyung i'm your
favourite baby of them
all how could you
want anything else

seonghwa
how could i not

me
you'll always have me too
oppa

seonghwa
AHH YUNA YOURE SO
CUTE I LOVE YOU SO
MUCH MY LITTLE BBY

me
:)))

yunho
stop

yeosang
SROP LOVING HER
MORE THAN YOU LOVE
US

seonghwa
no yuna has stolen my
heart and wrapped me
around her cute little
finger this will never end

me
i'm just that cute

seonghwa
yEs you ARE

hongjoong
no cap he talks about how
cute you are a lot

wooyoung
hyung do you have a
crush on her

seonghwa
no way i just think she's
the cutest little thing in
the world

me
hEY i'm not that little

hongjoong
shorter than me ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

hongjoong
sorry bub i don't make
the rules i just follow

them

me
('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

san
you are kinda tiny

me
o(｀ω' )o

wooyoung
so smol

me
stop i'm a big boy

yeosang
no you're our tiny little
bub

jongho
ateez's little baby bub

mingi
i told you you were cute

me
IM NOT CUTE

me
IM NOT TINY

me
I JUST BUMPED MY
ELBOW BECAUSE I WAS
TEXTING ALL OF YOU
AND NOW IM CRYING
THANKS

hongjoong
aww baby got a boo boo

seonghwa
MY POOR TINY BBY

yunho
poor little buddy

yeosang
aww does bub need
a band aid

san
BUBBIE HAS AN OUCHIE

mingi
you need someone to
come kiss it better?

wooyoung
aww poor baby needs
a boo boo fixer

jongho
does our baby yuna need
a hug???

me
RAWR

me
FUCK YOU ALL

me
i'll prove to you that i'm
tough and i'm not a baby
and i'm nOT TINY

yunho
not in person you won't

me
tf does that mean

hongjoong
no he's right

yeosang
yh you're really feisty
and aggressive over
text but in person you're
actually the softest
person i've ever met

mingi
they're right you're a big
softie

wooyoung
but that's okay we still
love you

jongho
yh you don't have to be
tough

san
WE LOVE YOU BUBBIE

me
STOP IM VERY
EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE
RN YOU CANT DO THIS
TO ME

seonghwa
just further proves my
point that you are
currently ateez's tiny
little baby bub

hongjoong
okay but that's facts

san
UNTIL YOU AND MINGI
HAVE YOUR FIRST
BABY TOGETHER THEN
HE'LL BE ATEEZ'S
TINY LITTLE BABY BUB

mingi
she'll

seonghwa
aww our very own little
ateez princess

seonghwa
pls my heart can't take
this

wooyoung
wait but i actually can't
wait for the first ateez
baby

wooyoung
princess or prince

yeosang
i dibs fun uncle

yunho
lmao that's gonna be me

we already know that

seonghwa
it'll be me

wooyoung
get in line bitches i'm
the fun uncle

wooyoung
just ask kyungmin i'm
his favourite

san
1. you're his brother, he
has to say that or you'll
cry and 2. that's not true
it's yeosang

san
but when it comes to
our ateez babies i'll be
the favourite uncle

me
i'm defs gonna be the
fun uncle

jongho
it'll actually be me

hongjoong
i think you all seem to be
mislead or have
misunderstood the actual
definition of fun. now if
you look for the definition
of fun in the oxford
dictionary you'll actually
find my face and name
there.

seonghwa
mkay you're just making
shit up atp

me
i'm going to be the fun
uncle i'm sorry

san
how can you be the fun
uncle to the first ateez
baby

me
WHAT HECAUSE IM
A GIRL I CANT BE THE
FUN UNCLE

san
no you totally can be
but you're the one giving
birth to the first ateez
baby atp so you'd be the
fun mother not uncle

seonghwa
OH IM SO EXCITED

me
that's it

me
mingi we're getting a
divorce i don't wanna
have your children

mingi
i already bought a ring

san
wait for cereals

mingi
i mean yh i just went
and bought myself a
new ring

mingi
ya know because i'm
great

mingi
but i actually almost
bought an engagement
ring

mingi
not for yuna but because
it was so pretty that i
wanted to give it to my
future s/o but dw i got
rid of that idea faster
than it came to me

yunho
you bought it didn't you

mingi
there is a chance that i
may have done so yes

seonghwa
OMG MY MEOW MEOW

seonghwa
it's so happy rn

yeosang
you're pu$$y is happy is it
hyung

yeosang
yh don't know how i
feel about that hyung

seonghwa
stfu it means heart

san
okay well hyung you're free
to own opinions and
interpretations of the phrase
so you believe what
you want and i'll believe the
truth