ATITTIES
me
and that's how i came to
actually have a giant penis
san
i feel so enlightened
yeosang
did i just get smarter
jongho
??
hongjoong
i wasn't present for the
beginning of the convo
and i cannot be bothered
nor do i feel safe scrolling
back to find out how we
got here
seonghwa
wow i'm so afraid of everything
you just said yuna
me
yep
me
that's how i get so many
bitches it's like i'm a
magnet or something
wooyoung
teach me your ways
san
is a stadium of 10k+
people who paid to see
you sing and dance not
enough for you
yeosang
after that... nothing will
ever be enough for me
wooyoung
i personally feel the need
to see this giant cock of
yours yuna
me
sorry
me
i can't just show it to
whoever you'll have to
pay me
mingi
i didn't have to pay ;)
me
MINGI
yunho
WAIT HOLD UP SEX ?????
yunho
LIKE FR THO
me
NO WE DIDNT STOP
BEING WEIRD WE DIDNT
wooyoung
OMG YOU TOTALLT DID
mingi
psh no
san
omg you two are so obvious
just say you fucked and we
can move on
me
...
me
maybe idk
mingi
yeah we did
me
MINGI YOU SAID YOU
WOULDNT GIVE INTO
PEER PRESSURE AND
YOU IMMEDIATELY DID
HOW CAN I EVER TRUST
WITH ANYTHING EVER
AGAIN
mingi
IM LESS CONCERNED
ABOUT MY LACK OF
WILLPOWER THAN I AM
ABOUT THE FACT THAT
YUNHO HAS BEEN
SILENT FOR SO LONG
yunho
sorry i'm just so confused
yunho
how did mingi and yuna
yunho
my best friend and my sister
yunho
how
me
SO WE CAN GET MARRIED
BUT WERE NEVER
ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX
yunho
OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU
WHORES
mingi
????
me
what kind of backwards
logic
wooyoung
all i'm saying is congratulations
you're no longer losers
yeosang
san
yeah that's low key weird
jongho
they totally fist bumped
afterwards tho
me
HOW TF DID YOU KNOW
THAT
mingi
ONLY COZ I WAS PROUD
OF HER
me
MINGI.
me
STOP.
me
TALKING.
me
GOD THIS IS SO
EMBARRASSING PLEASE
JUST LET ME CRAWL INTO
A HOLE AND LIVE IN
PEACE LET ME BECOME
A HERMIT
seonghwa
yh come on guys just leave
them alone
seonghwa
it's normal and it was
bound to happen at some
point
yeosang
yeah but we weren't
supposed to know about
it
hongjoong
seriously? we've lived
together for four years and
you thought you wouldn't
have to hear about it
hongjoong
regardless of whether or not
it was mingi and yuna you
genuinely thought that you
wouldn't be hearing about
your roommate and their
partner doing the nitty gritty
yeosang
YES
hongjoong
you're sleeping outside
tonight i don't care what
your mother says
yeosang
MOTHER????
seonghwa
what you said a dumb thing
so there's a dumb
consequence sorry not sorry
me
well thanks for getting over
it so quickly
mingi
yh right back at you
me
wtf is that supposed to mean
why is there so much anger
in your tone
mingi
well personally i think that
last night was very special
but you don't seem to care
too much about it
me
stfu
mingi
DONT TALK TO ME LIKE
THAT I LOVE YOU
THEREFORE IT HURTS
MORE WHEN YOURE MEAN
TO ME
me
sorry but i do actually care
a lot i'd just rather not talk
about it here especially
where my brother can see it
and is very clearly
traumatised by it
yunho
IT JUST DOESNT MAKE
SENSE
seonghwa
like i said it's a normal
fucking thing grow up
a little
me
OKAY
me
clearly the fact that mingi
me
sayonara suckers
mingi
lowkey tho i agree so i'm
gonna leave if we're just
gonna talk about what
happened last night
yunho
OKAY FINE ILL STOP
CRYING JEEZ
me
WTF ARE YOU CRYING FOR
me
I SHOULD BE CRYING
I THINK HE RIPPED IT
SO NOW ITS JUST ONE
HOLE HES SO BIG
yunho
I THOUGHT WE WERENT
TALKING ABOUT IT
me
I DONT THINK I CAN HAVE
CHILDREN
mingi
we could always try ;)
wooyoung
ewwy
jongho
SHUT UP MY SHOULDERS
ARE EATING MY EARS
THIS ISNT FUNNY
seonghwa
yuna go to the fucking doctor
me
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY
seonghwa
WHENEVER YOU GET
HURT INSTEAD OF GOING
TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL
HELP YOU COME TO US
GIGGLING AND JOKING
LIKE A CONCUSSION IS A
THING PEOPLE SHOULD BE
HAVING EVERY FUCKING
DAY
me
uhh if you're living life to
the fullest getting a concussion
should at least be on your
everyday to do list
hongjoong
yuna please
mingi
there's no way it hurt that
bad tho right
me
MINGI ITS DIAMETER IS
FUCKING TEN CM WIDER
THAN WHAT IT SHOULD
BE PISS DOESNT GET HELD
IN ANYMORE IT JUST FALLS
STRAIGHT OUT I CANT EVEN
SIT DOWN
mingi
woah #sorry
wooyoung
WHY DID YOU HASHTAG
SORRY THAT JUST MAKES
IT EVEN MORE INSINCERE
me
i think it's less sincere not
more insincere
wooyoung
BRO SHUT UP
san
I DONT KNOW WHATS
HAPPENING SO NOW IM
JUST SCREAMING AND
I CANT STOP
me
I CANT STOP ME CANT
STOP ME RISKY RISKY
WIGGY WIGGY THIS IS
AN EMGERENCY HELP ME
HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP
ME COZ I KNOW I CANT STOP
ME
seonghwa
THIS IS NOT THE TIME
FOR TWICE GO TO THE
me
ITS ALWAYS THE TIME FOR
TWICE DONT EVER SAY THAY
AGAIN
mingi
i'm choosing to live the
remainder of my life in
hibernation in canada so
goodbye
yunho
WHY AM I CRYING BECAUSE
MY BEST FRIEND SLEPT WITH
MY SISTER
mingi
WE SLEEP TOGETHER ALL
THE TIME ????
me
NOT LIKE THAT WE DONT
YOU DUMBASS
mingi
STOP IM NOT DUMB
me
NO BUT YOUR ASS IS
BIGGER THAN MINE AND
IT MAKES ME INSECURE
SO STFU
wooyoung
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH ANYTHING
seonghwa
OMG I THINK I HATE YOU
ALL
hongjoong
OMG ME TOO
yeosang
I CANT WITH YOU IDIOTS
ANYMORE I WANNA QUIT
me
THAN CALL QUIT HELPLINE
OR WHAYEVER THEYRE
CALLED
san
THATS TO HELO YOU
QUIT SMOKING DUMBASS
me
HOW AM I DUMB BECAUSE
IM SMOKING HOT FUCK YOU
SAN
mingi
YOU FUCKED SAN TOO ??
me
OMFG ?!??!?!!
san
YOU DID ?!??!!?
san
I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT
THIS I SWEAR ON
WOOYOUNGS LIFE
wooyoung
WHY MY LIFE
me
IT WAS ALL A LIE WE DIDNT
DO ANYTHING LAST NIGHT
WE JUST CUDDLED AND THAN
HE TICKLED ME AND I FELL
AND THEN WE HAD A ROMANTIC
MOMENT BEFORE I REALISED
MY FINGERS WERE ON FIRE
BECAUSE I LANDED ON MY
HAND WITH THE BROKEN
FINGERS AND THEY BROKE
AGAIN OKAY IM SORRY
me
WE JUST DECIDED TO PRANK
YOU BEVAUSE WE DONT KNOW
WTF TO DO RN MY FONGERS
ARE THE WRONG WAY AND I
THINK I MAY HAVE TOO MANY
seonghwa
GO TO THE FUCKING
HOSPITAL
me
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
yunho
i'm disintegrating
jongho
aww this chat is so chaotic
and fucked up and i'm
mcfuckin lovin it
AUTHOR
weird filler because i'm
out of creative writing
juice and i can only think
of the most incredible
way to end this book but
it isn't ready to end yet
another few chapters in the
oven and i think it'll be done
so let me know if there's
anything in particular you want
to see happen
okay bye !
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
CHAPTER HOW IS IT
RELEVANT
it's not it's a filler dickhead
FUCK YOU
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