COOL MEN

hongjoong
yuna i've been wondering

hongjoong
wtf do you do in your spare
time

me
???

me
what do you mean

hongjoong
you said that when hala
hala came out you had a
broken leg so you didn't
learn it, a little while ago
you mentioned a broken
arm and fractured wrist and
the other day you were in a
tree, fell out and got a
concussion

yunho
oh yh y'all think i'm hyper
but this kid is inSAne

yunho
like she's crazy

mingi
remember that one time
she climbed out of her
window from the second
storey of your house

seonghwa
were you sneaking out

yunho
no we wanted her to come
out and play with us so she
climbed out her window and
JUMPED FROM THE LITTLE
ROOF OVER THE PORCH
TO THE FUCKING GROUND

me
i didn't even get hurt

mingi
BUT YOU ROLLED
INTO A TREE AND A
BIRDS NEST FELL OUT
AND THEN THE BIRD
CAME DOWN AND
ATTACKED TOJ

me
LMAOOOO and y'all were
scared i had rabies when
really the only issues were
my fractured rib and
dislocated shoulder

yeosang
omg you're insane

seonghwa
you should take better
care of yourself

me
or ya know yolo it

san
YOLO IS NOT AN OPTION

me
YOLO IS ALWAYS AN
OPTION

me
it's all good as long
as you say yolo before you
do something risky

yunho
i hate you

me
anyways yh i get hurt a lot

me
it's always my fault tho so
like yolo

mingi
stop saying yolo

mingi
OMG REMEMBER WHEN
YOU JUMPED OFF THAT
BRIDGE BUT YOU HAD
NO IDEA HOW DEEP THE
WATER WAS

me
no i lied i'd already been
swimming there and i knew
exactly how deep the water
was

wooyoung
at least you're not stupid
enough to do that

me
yep totally

yunho
you did do it didn't you

me
yh the first time i went

yunho
OMG

seonghwa
YOU COULDVE DIED

me
IT WAS YEARS AGO CHILL
OUT

seonghwa
NO

me
so what i do a lot of stupid
shit

hongjoong
but why

jongho
because she's stupid

me
exactly

me
it's true

me
i do stupid things because
life would be so boring
if i didn't try new shit

yunho
THAT DOESNT MEAN
CLIMBING A TREE TO SEE
HOW HIGH YOU COULD
GET

me
YOU SHOULD BE GLAD
I DIDNT GET FAR THAT
TREE WAS TALL AF

yunho
you're missing the point

me
no you are

wooyoung
yuna you're an idiot
just admit it

me
i know you are but what
am i

wooyoung
NO

mingi
SHES NOT AN IDIOT

seonghwa
i'm hungry

yunho
SHE IS AN IDIOT

jongho
she's not intelligent i
can tell you that much

san
DINT BE MEAN

hongjoong
wanna get something to
eat seonghwa

yeosang
NO WE SHOULD BE MEAN

me
STFU YOUR INITIALS
ARE KYS

yeosang
DO IT

yunho
DK NOT SAY THAT TO MY
SUSTER

seonghwa
yh what do you wanna get

mingi
TOO FAR YEOSANG

wooyoung
WAYYYG TOO FAR MAN

san
INAPPROPRIATE

hongjoong
let's get pizza

yunho
wait y'all are getting pizza

wooyoung
I WANT PIZZA

seonghwa
i'm down

mingi
OH ME TOO

yeosang
i want pizza

jongho
YE SPIZZSAAAA

san
FUCK YH

me
i want pizza too :(

hongjoong
you can come

me
REALLY

seonghwa
everyone else is coming
and we're not rude enough
to make plans in front of
someone without asking
if they'd like to join

me
OOOHBBB THANK YOU

mingi
YES YUNA IS COMINF

wooyoung
FCK YH BESTIES FOR
LIIIIFFFFFFFEEEE

san
YES PIZZA DATE WITH YUNA

jongho
YES I CANNOT WAIT TO
SEE YOU AGAIN

me
I LOVE YOU JONGHO

jongho
I LOVE YOU TOO

mingi
I LOVE YIU TOO YUNA

wooyoung
ME TOO BITCH

yeosang
I ENJOY YOUR PRESENCE

yunho
WHY IS SHE COMING

seonghwa
because we invited her
deal with it

yunho
HSIEBENDNDN