ATITTIES

wooyoung
y'all i'm bored

san
same

yeosang
there is legit nothing
to do

yunho
we could go to the
studio and dance

mingi
NO WE CANNOT

wooyoung
WE WERE THERE ALL
DAY YESTERDAY FOR
NO REASON EXCEPT
THAT YOU WERE
BORED AND WANTED
TO DANCE SO NO

san
i firmly disagree with you
yunho

yeosang
and i strongly agree with
san

seonghwa
where's yuna

mingi
she's probably asleep

yunho
yh probably

wooyoung
i know i've texted her
like twenty times to see
if she was busy and ms
bitch won't answer

jongho
same here

jongho
WHY IS IT SO BORING
HERE SKJSNANWJKS

san
y'all jongho is typing in
all caps about boredom

seonghwa
YUNAAASAAS

san
yunaaaaaa

yunho
NANAAAAAAA

mingi
answer your phone :(

jongho
YUNA IM BORED

yeosang
we entertain you when
you're bored time to
pay up

wooyoung
YUNNNNANAAAAA

me
morning

mingi
i told you she was
asleep

wooyoung
yuna we're bored

yeosang
save us pls

jongho
YUNAAAAAAA

me
tf do you want me to
do about it

me
find something to do

me
you must have something
to do

me
why not like photoshop
pictures of you with other
idols to start some drama

san
BECAUSE WHY TF WOULD
WE

seonghwa
we are four years in to
our careers with basically
no scandals or dating
rumours

seonghwa
we're not just going to
make one up

mingi
YUNA HELP IM BORED

me
WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO

mingi
idk

me
what if i make some food
and bring it to you guys

seonghwa

no you don't have to
cook for us

me
aww but i want to

wooyoung
why tho we suck

me
geez chill

jongho
you can make us food
but we'll come pick it
up

me
i'm kinda bored and
horny too so i may as
well come over

wooyoung
excuse me

san
wtf

mingi
WHY EOULD YOU COME
HERE FOR THAT

me
your place is more fun

me
we can't do anything here

me
plus you can't all fit in
your car

me
and so if i come to you
then everyone will be
there and it'll be more fun

me
also even if you could
all come to mine my
place is way too small
for all of you

jongho
no-

yeosang
ctrl z

seonghwa
where's the bleach

yunho
UMMMM DUDE WTF

hongjoong
tf did i just walk in to

me
wtf is with y'all's reactions

mingi
YOU JUST SAID YOU
WERE HORNY AND
WANTED TO COME HERE
SO THAT WE COULD
ALL BE THERE AND IT
WOULD BE MORE FUN

me
OMG I MEANT HUNGRY
WTF IM SO SORRY
JDNWKWKM

wooyoung
are you sure ;)

me
*throws up*

me
YES IM FUCKING SURE
EWEWEWEWRWEWR

mingi
WTF WHY WOULD YOU
TELL US ABOUT THAT

me
I SWEAR IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO SAY
HUNGRY HANABWBW

yeosang
it's okay everyone feels
that way sometimes

san
yh we just usually don't
tell our friends or our
older brothers

wooyoung
but it's a totally normal
feeling don't be embarrassed

me
i'll give something to be
fucking embarrassed about
istg

jongho
it's okay yuna we get it

jongho
we're adults too

seonghwa
yh we're all grown up

yunho
we've felt that way
before too

me
EW I DONT WANT TO
FUCKING KNOW THAT

me

HOW TO UNFUCKINGSEE

hongjoong
don't worry yuna

mingi
this is a safe space no
one is judging you

me
STOP THIS NOW YOU
FUCKING PERVS

me
AND EWWWW MINGI
AND YUNHO WTFFFF

me
PLS YOU KNOW I MEANT
HUNGRY DONT DO THIS
TO ME

san
lmao we're just kidding

wooyoung
ahahahahahahahah i
can imagine you actuals
screaming in horror rn

me
I AM

me
A SINGLE TEAR SLIPPED
FROM MY EYE WTF

mingi
i'm sorry it was just a
joke we didn't want to
make you uncomfortable

yunho
as if i would fucking act
like that if you just told
all of my friends in front
of me that you were horny
and wanted to see them
all

yunho
i would kill all of them
and then you and then
myself

me
hey don't joke like that

yunho
sorry

seonghwa
no but seriously can
you cook well

me
yes i'm an amazing
cook

mingi
OMG HER COOKING
IS THE BEST

mingi
like holy fuck it's like
heaven in your mouth

yunho
i wouldn't say that but
she is an alright cook

yunho
again she takes after
me

me
lmao no i don't your
cooking skills quiver
in fear of mine

me
you know for a fact i'm
the best cook in the fam
by a long shot and you're
desperate to get even a
spoonful of my cooking
and you have been for a
few years now

yunho
HOW TF DID YOU
KNOW THAT

me
because i'm incredible
i know everything

jongho
what's my english name

me
john

jongho
why do you know my
english name

me
i didn't actually know if
that was right i just felt like
that's the closest english
name to jongho

wooyoung
what's my favourite

colour

me
black

me
you say you have a rough
personality and that if
you were any colour you'd
be black

wooyoung
wtf

me
was i right

wooyoung
yh and your reason
was like spot on

me
ooh i'm good at this give
me more

san
what's my hobby

me
collecting stuffed animals

me
and whenever you're
near them you turn into
a five year old and act all
cute

san
SHES A WITCH

yeosang
where's my birthmark

me
uhh idk i've never seen
it

yeosang
AHA I GOT YOU

me
but i feel like it's on your
face

me
near your eye maybe on
the right??

me
no defs the left

yeosang
arrest her👮‍♂️🚨

jongho
what's the one fruit i
couldn't break ONCE

me
wasn't it a cantaloupe

me
or a rock melon

me
idk what you call it but
it's either one of those
names whichever one
you use

yunho
you're left handed right

me
i'm ambidextrous

me
i draw with my left hand

yunho
ITS CONFIRMED SHES
A WITCH TIE HER UP
BURN HER NOW

mingi
wait i have a question

me
shoot

mingi
how do i feel about you

me
you like me but you try
to act like you just see
me as a sister even tho
everyone can tell that you
don't and you want to
be much more

mingi
WRONG

mingi
i LOVE you like a sister
and that's all i want with
you

me
oh lolol

wooyoung
smh you're so dumb

yunho
i hate you both for this

seonghwa
omg hongjoong help
i think i'm going to lose
it

hongjoong
i lost it a long time ago
and i'm fine don't worry

yeosang
bdienenemje

jongho
i'm not even gonna try
anymore

san
i officially give up on
everything and everyone
goodnight