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wooyoung
no but hear me out

wooyoung
nipples ✨

san
NO IM TELLING YOU
ITS ASS EVERY DAY
OF THE WEEK

seonghwa
but titties guy or girl
are squishy

seonghwa
like a pillow

mingi
an ass can be a pillow
too

jongho
mkay but what about
✨ pink eye ✨

yunho
you don't get pink
eye from being near an
ass

yunho
pink eye is more often
viral than bacterial so
ass the answer is ass

hongjoong
no but titties

seonghwa
see

yeosang
sorry it's ass

mingi
ITS ASS EVERY
FUCKING DAY

yunho
ass it's ass

san
yup

wooyoung
yh but titties

jongho
how about
✨ personality ✨

mingi
don't act like you don't
give a nice ass a stare
every once in a while

jongho
SO WHAT IF I DO ASS
IS HOT BUT SO ARE
NICE CHESTS

san
YOU CANT CHOOSE
BOTH ITS ONE OR THE
OTHER PICK A SIDE

wooyoung
titties it's gotta be titties

san
that's where you're
wrong because it's ass

me
BRO MY HANDS ARE
FUCKING KILLING ME

yeosang
uh completely irrelevant
to the current conversation

me
for starters it's hands
it's obviously fucking
hands

me
and second PLEASE
MY HAND HAS CRAMPED
TEN TIMES IN THE
PAST FIVE MINUTES

me
THATS TWO CRAMPS
EVERY MINUTE

me
ONE CRAMP EVERY
THIRTY SECONDS
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN

seonghwa
why is your hand cramping
so much exactly

me

i bought some nice ass
fucking furniture to
replace my junk ass ikea
shit and i'm trying to
put it together BUT
THESE FUCKING SCREWS
ARE KILLING ME

me
I HAVE SIX BLISTERS
ON ONE HAND

me
HOW IS THAT EVEN
POSSIBLE

yunho
wait hold on

yunho
you think hands are
better than both ass
and titties

me
yes dude wtf

me
if i had to pick between
the two tho

me
i'm an ass man all the
way sorry

mingi
I TOLD YOU ASS FTW

yunho
WEEEEE ARE THE
CHAMPIONS MY
FRIIEEENNNDDDSSS

san
SUCK THAT SUCKAS

jongho
LMAO LOOOOSERSSS

yeosang
YOURE JUST CHOOSING
ASS BECAUSE THEY
WON THE ARGUMENT
THATS THE ONLY REASON
YOU SAID BOTH BEVAUSE
YOU WERE WAITING FOR
YUNAS VOTE AND YOU
KNEW HERS WOULD BE
THE WINNING VOTE

jongho
i know and that's why
you're all losers and i'm
the best at everything

jongho
out-sung, out-danced,
out-rapped all of your
faves

wooyoung
NOOOOOOOO

me
why're you even talking
about that y'all are
supposed to be respectful
men who don't care so
much for looks but more
for personality

san
lmao no

san
we're normal guys we
talk about vulgar things
too

seonghwa
honey i don't think you
understand the meaning
of vulgar

me
yeah a debate about
ass and tits is not vulgar

me
trUst me

san
tbh i don't trust you

that much

jongho
same

wooyoung
wouldn't even trust you
with a toothpick

yeosang
not even a fucking
baby toy

me
WHY DOESNT ANYONE
THINK IM TRUSTWORTHY

yunho
don't you have a broken
finger

me
yes?

me
how is that relevant

yunho
how'd you break it

me
dancing

yunho
uh huh

yunho
to what song

me
DOES IT MATTER

yunho
yes

me
FINE IT WAS GANGNAM
STYLE HAPPY

hongjoong
i'm sorry you broke a
finger dancing to gangnam
style

wooyoung
AND YOU TRAINED AS
A DANCER FOR SM ARE
YOU FREAKING KIDDING
ME

wooyoung
DID THEY PAD THE
DANCE STUDIO OR
WHAT

me
I WASNT ALWAYS
CLUMSY

yunho
no you used to be simply
reckless but now you are
really clumsy

jongho
it's probably old age

me
i'm younger than you

me
besides i have a reason
for being clumsy

mingi
go on tell us the reason

me
I HAVE WEIRD BLOOD
SUGAR OR SMTH

me
idk but i was doing my
own little choreography
to gangnam style and
in my choreo i was like
whipping my hair around
and then i passed out and
broke my finger it's not
that deep

seonghwa
hold on should you be
putting furniture together
with a broken finger or
with your weird blood
sugar

me
i haven't passed out
yet

me
and i broke my left pinky
my right hand is fine

me

EXCEPT FOR THESE
FUCKING CRAMPS AND
BLISTERS

yeosang
do you want someone
to come over and help
you

me
actually yeah are you
guys free rn

yeosang
well i can keep you
company but i don't
want to do anything

jongho
i can come help

san
i'll come

wooyoung
me too

mingi
I CAN BE HELPFUL

yunho
i have to drive them all
there so i can come help
too

seonghwa
hongjoong and i have
things to do today but
the others can totally
go and help you out

me
yay play date

yunho
no

san
PLAY DATE WITH YUNA

wooyoung
CAN I BRING SNACKS

jongho
OH LETS TAKE THAT
NEW CARD GAME WE
GOT

yeosang
can we play animal
crossing together??

mingi
so excited >.<

yunho
NOT A PLAY DATE

yunho
work

yeosang
ew not you being
responsible

wooyoung
yh who tf do you think
you are seonghwa

seonghwa
he's right you guys are
going to help not
play around and get in
the way

wooyoung
fine

jongho
ugh so boring

hongjoong
jongho put the game back

jongho
i don't even have it

hongjoong
i just watched you shove
it in a bag put it back

jongho
uuGHHHH FINE

mingi
you guys are so mean

seonghwa
that's life sweetheart

mingi
DONT CALL ME
SWEETHEART IN A
NEGATIVE WAY IT
SCARES ME

yunho
okay kids let's go

yeosang
ew

san
it's only okay when
seonghwa and hongjoong
hyung call us kids not
you you loser


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