ATITTIES

me
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME

me
HALAZIA JUST FUCKING
SLAPPED MY DICK AND
CALLED ME A DIRTY
LITTLE WHORE AND I
LIKED IT ????

yunho
excuse me ?!!?!,$;!;!!!;!

wooyoung
no because i completely
agree

me
degraded me so hard i think
i fell in love

wooyoung
NO BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND

me
YEOSANG ARE YOU
FUCKING JOKING YOU
FUCKING SLAYED STFU
IM ADDICTED

me
AND MINGI ???

me
WHO AM I WHO TF ARE
YOU

mingi
:))

hongjoong
i can't tell if you just liked it
or if you're sexually
attracted to it

me
bro same

me
i think this is the first time
i've ever wished to be
impregnated by a song

yunho
exCUSE ME

seonghwa
are you okay bub

me
NO

me
IM NOT OKAY

me
IM FUCKING LEVITATING

me
ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
OMFG I CANT EVEN
EXPLAIN IT

me
BUT HONGJOONG ITS
THE WAY THE SONG IS
86 BPM AND YOURE
RAPPING 172 IT FKN
SLAPS MY GUY

hongjoong
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT

me
stfu i know music

me
HALA HALA HALA HALA
FKNZIA HALA HALA HALA
HALA FKNZIA

me
OMG SAN AND WOOYOUNG
YALL SLAYED SO HARD
ISTG

mingi
what about me

me
of course mingi you sound
so fucking scrumdiddliumptious
i'm coming over just to give
you a kiss

mingi
stawp <3

me
but may i please praise
everyone else rq

mingi
duh go for it

me
thank you

me
YEOSANG YOU LOOK
SO BEAUTIFUL OMG

me
your birthmark is gorgeous

yeosang

stop it

me
NO YOURE MY BIAS NOW

san
who was your bias before

me
seonghwa

seonghwa
oh fr

me
yeah

mingi
yeah but before him it
was wooyoung

me
and before wooyoung
it was jongho

me
WHO BTW ABSOLUTELY
SLAYED THE CHOREO
ARE YOU JOKING IM SO
GLAD YOU ACTUALLY
GOT TO DANCE THIS CB
AND YOU DIDNT JUST BELT
HIGH NOTES FOR THIRTY
SECONDS

jongho
thank you i appreciate you

me
AAAHHHH

wooyoung
HOLD UP I WAS YOUR
BIAS WHY DID IT CHANGE

me
idk i have a new bias like
every week it's not that deep

san
who's your ult tho

me
mina.

me
it's always mina.

me
also mingi

mingi
it's mina i know it's mina
and that's okay

me
thank you i love mina
so much she's so beautiful
and perfect and amazing
and talented and incredible
and sweet and just overall
yes

me
i am mina's biggest fan

me
but also liz from ive because
she slays

me
and haknyeon from the boyz

wooyoung
hey i know him

me
YEAH AND ITS KINDA
RUDE THAT WE HAVENT
BEEN INTRODUCED LIKE
WTF BRO

me
DONT SAY YOURE NOT
MY BRO BCUZ RN YOU
ARE CONSIDERING THE
FACT THAT YOU
TOTALLY COULDVE
INTRODUCED ME TO HIM
SOMEHOW AND YOU JUST
HAVENT

wooyoung
i'm sorry i'll do better

me
GOOD

seonghwa
what if i told you i could
introduce you to mina

me
then i would hate you

me
i would become a seonghwa
anti because why haven't you

me
i know you're being
completely hypothetical
but why

me
why tf not seonghwa

seonghwa

good thing i don't know her

me
good

me
BTW SEONGHWA YOU
FUCKING ATE AND LEFT
NO CRUMBS NOT EVEN
A FUCKING PLATE YOU
OMG THE FUCKING
BRIDGE YOU SOUND
FUCKING INCREDIBLE

seonghwa
aww shucks <33

hongjoong
so you liked halazia

me
so much that i'm going to
marry it

me
thank you for blessing this
world with this song

yunho
you're welcome

me
honestly yunho you slayed
so hard and in the chorus
with the thing and then the
thingy it's so cool i love it

yunho
i honestly know exactly
what you're talking about
and i genuinely thought
you would like it

yunho
but i know that yeosang's
part is your favourite and
you already learnt that part
of the choreo

me
I ABSOLUTELY DID ARE
YOU KIDDING I HAVE AN
OBSESSION WITH IT OMG
YEOSANG I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH I CANT EVEN
EXPLAIN IT YOU DID SO
WELL AND IM SO PROUD
OF YOU

me
IN FACT IM PROUD OF ALL
OF YOU YOU DID SUCH
AN INCREDIBLE JOB YOU
ALL LOOK AND SOUND
AMAZING IM SO HAPPY FOR
YOU ALL

san
omg why do i wanna cry

wooyoung
SAME BITCH WTF

jongho
why does yuna's validation
make me feel so validated

yeosang
yeah why am i blushing like
a crazy mf rn

hongjoong
my confidence is fucking
soaring rn

hongjoong
and my ego just grew
560210926401x bigger

mingi
this actually is making us
feel incredible thank you

yunho
i'm proud of us to but to
hear it from my sister is
fucking awesome you're
not supposed to
compliment me wtf dude

seonghwa
yuna i don't think you
understand how much this
praise actually means to
us

me
of course you guys deserve

all the praise love and
affection in the world you all
work so hard all the time
and it really shows and i'm
so proud of you you're
all doing so well and i'm just
so absolutely ecstatic
you're all incredible and ugh
i just love y'all so much

san
WHY DO I CARE WHAT YOU
THINK OMG

wooyoung
bro i don't even know what
to say

me
ANYWAYS

me
celebratory alcohol how
about it

hongjoong
we can't tonight we have
things to do and tomorrow
as well

hongjoong
actually we won't be free
for a while

me
fine then i'll drink alone

mingi
no you won't and that's
final

me
you're right i won't

me
but maybe celebratory
sleepover soon?

hongjoong
maybe

wooyoung
fingers crossed bby girl

me
btw guess what

me
i got a fkn tattoo

yunho
WTF WHERE

yunho
WHEN

yunho
HOW

mingi
cool

wooyoung
don't just tell us show us

me
i will once it's calmed down
it's still kinda red and angry

me
also yunho this is my third
tattoo shut up

yunho
WTF

me
yeah i have one on my
ankle one on my back
and now one on my wrist

mingi
you also have one on
your arm

me
oh yeah like my inner
elbow

me
like that soft bit of skin

me
it's a little FIX ON for
mingi

yunho
THATS FUCKING
ADORABLE WTF

me
yeah

me
anywho i'm going to take
cho for a walk

me
i'll talk to you all later

wooyoung
later bitch

yeosang
love you bestie

seonghwa
bai

san
see ya dude

hongjoong
cya kidlet

yunho
bye

mingi
ily

jongho
byeeee