COOL MEN

me
y'all

me
okay stfu i know it's
a normal hour of the day

me
and two IM NOT BORED
THIS TIME SO SUCK IT

me
and d. DO YOU OR DO
YOU NOT WANT TO MEET
MY BEST FRIENDS

wooyoung
bitch i'm right here

jongho
i second that

yunho
i'm your only friend

yeosang
THAT ^ that right there
that's fkn sAd

me
yunho is not my only
friend nor is he my
friend

me
and wooyoungie and
jongho ily but i mean
like my other friends

mingi
i wanna meet your friends

me
and I WANNA KISS YOU
YOU ARE SO SWEET
MINGI

mingi
(//∇//)

me
so do i have permission
to add my buddies????

jongho
are they like you

me
mmmmmm maybe a little

me
not really

yunho
well they can't be worse

me
or can they????

yunho
they can't

me
welp you're not wrong

seonghwa
i would love to meet
them

hongjoong
the more the merrier...

hongjoong
right?

me
OKAY THANK YOU

san
you didn't ask me

me
idc you'll love them

you added 3 contacts

me
ateez

me
meet the freakz

me
(with a z coz it's cool)

kyungsoo
wassup i'm cha kyungsoo

jia
hi, i'm kim jia.

danbi
yo i'm kim danbi

san
hello~

wooyoung
umm nope yuna i don't
like it

me
stfu wooyoung no one
asked

yunho
EXCUSE YOU THIS
WAS JUST SUPPOSED
TO BE US GUYS AND
YOUR DUMBASS

yunho
legally if anyone is
uncomfortable you have
to ask your friends to leave
i'm sorry

wooyoung
no i'm not uncomfortable

kyungsoo
omg wait wooyoung you're
the hot one right

wooyoung
YUNA WHERE DID YOU
FIND THESE PEOPLE
I LOVE THEM

mingi
hi i'm

mingi
sorry i pressed send before
i finished typing

mingi
i'm song mingi

hongjoong
kim hongjoong leader
of ateez

seonghwa

yeosang
kang yeosang

san
choi san

wooyoung
i'm jung wooyoung

jongho
choi jongho the one and
ONLY maknae of ateez

me
calm down jongho they're
all older than me

jia
:)

danbi
no one wants to be the
maknae anyway

yeosang
AND THATS WHAT IVE
BEEN TRYNA SAY

san
stfu yeosang

wooyoung
woah don't talk to my
bestie like that

me
okay okay okay

me
so like

me
BECOME BESTIES
ALREADY

yunho
how old are you all and
is kyungsoo a male or
am i being rude making
assumptions

kyungsoo
i am a male and i'm 23

danbi
i'm 21

jia
same.

yunho
YUNA YOURE HANGING
OUT WITH A GIY

me
chill he's not into women

kyungsoo
uhh is yunho your boyfriend

yunho
ew no i'm her brother

jia
OMG YUNHO!!

jia
i've heard so much about
you, you honestly sound
like the sweetest guy.

jia
yuna always complains
about you being over
protective and stuff but
i honestly think it's really
cute how much you care
about your sister. （＾ω＾）

yunho
oh thank you

jia
∩^ω^∩

danbi
so which one is the hottie

me
uhh what do you care

danbi
i thought that's why we
were added here

danbi
to meet him

me
i'll tell you later shut up

wooyoung
OMG THEY KNOW TOO

me
calm down wooyoung
you're still no. 1

jongho
aHEM

jongho
i'm sorry but i do believe
i was first to check on you
after you threw up

me
ily jongho

hongjoong
so how do you all know
each other

jia
danbi and i are twins,
kyungsoo has been our
best friend for like twelve
years and we met yuna at
school. we've been best
friends ever since!

yunho
jia you're so sweet and
proper how're you yuna's
friend

me
okay bitch rude

mingi
hey yuna's sweet too
yunho

me

danbi
i get it now

wooyoung
mhm sure you do

yeosang
wooyoung stop being
jealous

kyungsoo
jealousy is attractive ngl

wooyoung
kyungsoo thinks it's
attractive so shut up
yeosang

san
oof already been replaced
suck on that yeosang

yeosang
fight me bitch

seonghwa
CAN YOU MAYBE NOT

hongjoong
yh we have an image to
uphold please don't
ruin it within the first twenty
minutes of meeting
yuna's somehow normal
friends

kyungsoo
aww poor guy thinks
we're normal

danbi
yh no we're just as stupid
as she is

jia
you're being mean!

danbi
i dislike you

yunho
why're you so mean to
your sister

me
EXCUSE ME YOU CALLED
ME A WHORE LIKE TWENTY
MINUTES AGO

yunho
YOU WERE BEING A
WHORE AND SOMEONE
NEEDS TO TELL YOU

me
I SWEAR ON MUM'S LIFE
ILL FKN BEAT YOUR ASS

mingi
DONT SWEAR ON YOUR
MOTHERS LIFE I LOVE
THAG WOMAN

me
sorry mingi ily

mingi
ILY TOO

wooyoung
who knew two idiots would
make such a perfect
match

kyungsoo
fun fact: yuna's only
gone out with smart guys
but i've been telling her
for three years that the
love of her life will be
just as dumb as her

wooyoung
omg you're so smart

kyungsoo
i want to be your best
friend

wooyoung
you can be my bestie
but not my bitch coz that
spot is reserved for yuna

kyungsoo
i'll take it

san
not y'all flirting right in
front of me

me

me
OMG YALL

me
THERE IS LITERALLY
THE FATTEST FKN SPIDER
IN MY ROOM RN WHAT
DO I DO

danbi
kill it????

yeosang
you're so intelligent
danbi

danbi
thank you i'm aware

danbi
also i like women

yeosang
okay??

danbi
just making it known

me
I CANT KILL IT

me
mingi come kill it for me

mingi
WHAT WHY ME

me
WHY TF NOT

mingi
it has eight legs i have
two that's an unfair
advantage on its part

me
nsiwnendndn

me
you're right

me
BUT I DONT WANT TO
LIVE WITH IT

danbi
i'm going downstairs

danbi
i'll get it on my way

me
thank you ily

danbi
you're a wimp

me
JUST BECAUSE I WONT
TAKE AN INNOCENT
SPIDERS LIFE

mingi
she's just doing it a favour

mingi
sparing it just a few more
minutes

me
wait what if it has a family

jia
as much as i dislike the
idea of killing it rather
than catching it and taking
it outside, you're being
irrational yuna. of course
it has a family, but it doesn't
belong in your home.

yunho
i'm malfunctioning
literally how're you even
friends with my sister

jia
i do stupid things too,
she's not special.

jongho
well...?

jongho
i mean kinda

me
fuck you jongho but ily

jongho
:D

me
DANBI WHERE ARE
YOU ITS MOVING

danbi
i'm in your living room
chill

me
SHE KILLED IT

me
BUT IT LEFT GROSS
GUNK ALL OVER MY
WALL EEWWWE

mingi
at least it's gone right

me
yeah

me
anyways y'all i'm gonna
go

me
kinda want a sandwich

mingi
wait now i want a
sandwich

wooyoung
leave everything out i
want one too

jongho
can someone make me
a sandwich

yeosang
i'll make you one

yeosang
might make one for myself

san
hold up i'm coming to
get one

yunho
same

hongjoong
if everyone else is
having one

seonghwa
WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH
BREAD FOR ALL OF YOU
TO HAVE ONE

yunho
ugh

yunho
i'll go get more

jia
i'm gonna go too, i have
studying to do.

jia
bye everyone! it was
lovely to meet you all! <3

danbi
what she said

kyungsoo
i'm gonna bounce too

kyungsoo
later ladies x