ADOPTIVE PARENTS

me
which of you is available
today

heejin
i'm not sorry

hyunwoo
i'm available after two

hyunwoo
why what's going on

me
i have a fever, i can't smell
or taste anything and my
throat feels so thick that i'm
somewhat suffocating

me
also i'm sweating fucking
bullets and my face is like
green

me
aka i think i have the flu
or something

heejin
you're kidding

me
i wish i was

me
i can't go anywhere near
the twins they haven't
had any shots or anything
they'll literally die from
this

hyunwoo
okay well i can cancel
everything i have going on
today it's not that
important

hyunwoo
i'll be at your place in five
minutes max

me
you're an angel thank you

heejin
try and get some rest
yuna hyunwoo can handle
them on his own

hyunwoo
duh babies fucking love me

heejin
yeah okay shut up

hyunwoo
fuck you

heejin
how is it possible that
you ended up being the
only one of our friend
group that i stayed friends
with

heejin
how is it possible that of
all five of you guys you
ended up being my best
friend

hyunwoo
idk but you're one lucky
son of a bitch you know
that

heejin
yeah sure

me
i'm going to throw up don't
speak to me for a sec

MINGI

what's hyunwoo doing
at your apartment

sick

who is

is it the twins

are they okay

those shits are fine

me sick

i'm sick

you can't even type are
you sure you're even alive

also don't call my babies
shits

fuck you i'll call them what
i want they came out of

my fucking vagina

they came out of my balls
first and i carried them like
my whole life you only did
it for nine months so you're
invalid and i'm right

i hate you you know that

okay sure

what do you mean sick

is it your stomach nose
or head

eveyrh

lala

??

c

all of that shit

i'm so confused

everything

i think it could be the flu

aren't you vaccinated

aRen'T yOu vaCcInatEd

don't you have a stage to
grind all over

no not right now i don't

good come home and
rub my feet i cant smeel
anything

tf does that mean

i cant smeel

smeel

FUCKING SMEEL

FACE

BREATHE

NOSE TASTE

smell?

yup thank tou

maybe you should take
a nap you can't speel
either

FUCK YOU I DONT KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS

spell

i'm making fun of you

oh well fuck you then

*sigh* you're so cute when
you're angry

I WILL NOT HESITATE
TO THROW YOU ACROSS
A BLOODY COUNTRY
YOU FARTHEAD

hey that's too much

there's no need to call me
that

ILL CALL TOU WHETVER
I WANT I CANT BREATHE

just get hyunwoo to grab
you some medicine and go
to sleep

cranky bitch

i can't believe i had your
babies

me neither i'm so happy

YEAH WELL IM FUCKING
FREEZING COLD AND
IM LAYING ON THE
BATHROOM FLOOR AND
I THINK I MAY HAVE
PEED A LITTLE BIT SO
SHUT UP

okay

i'm going to stop talking to
you now because you're
mean

i'm going to talk to hyunwoo

tell him that he's allowed to
just knock me tf out

tell him that if i ask him to
punch me he can

he won't but i will let him
know

thanks whore

i don't even know who you
are atp wtf is going on

sorry

i'm really not vibing with
myself rn this is bullshit

HYUNWOO

hey

hi

yuna is

raging

don't worry she'll get tired
soon she won't last long

okay

could you run downstairs
and grab her something for
cold and flu

yeah i will

thanks

also she wants you to know
that if she asks you to
punch her you may

i would like you to know that
if you lay a hand on her i will
snap your neck with my hands

yes sir

great

THE BITCHES

seonghwa
MY POOR BABY GIRL ARE
YOU SICK

yeosang
oh you poor thing

jongho
suck it up you're a mother
now mothers don't get sick

me
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU
JONGHO

me
FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING
NOOB

wooyoung
literally only turned up
because sick yuna is a
fat boss bitch

me
WHO TF ARE YOU

CALLING FAT

me
YOU SHARE A BED WITH
THE HOMIES WITHOUT
SOCKS THAT MAKES NO
SENSE

jongho
no you make no sense

me
GOOD I WASNT TRYING
TO

wooyoung
IM A HOMIESEXUAL
YOU KNOW THIS

me
FINE I DONT CARE

me
UGH THIS WALL IS SO
GREEN ITS HURTING MY
BRAIN

seonghwa
where are you

me
my place of residence

yeosang
you don't have any green
walls

me
exactly yeosang. exfuckingactly

me
omg i can taste colours but
not flavours tf is happening

me
WHY DOESNT ORANGE
TASTE ORANGE WTF

seonghwa
i'm so extremely confused

yeosang
fr my head is about to blow

me
I ABOUT TO FUCKING
BLOW

ATITTIES

me
ORANGE DOESNT TASTE
LIKE ORANGE DONT ASK

yunho
you have the flu don't you

me
yes yunho

me
i know it's crazy even the
baddest bitches and
toughest gangsters can
get sick who tf would've
guessed

me
OH WAIT I WOULDVE

hongjoong
why're you so angry

me
IDK BUT I THINK A
DISTRACTION WOULD BE
NICE MAYBE

hongjoong
how have you been since we
left

me
very cold and the floor too

jongho
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

mingi
is the floor cold yuna

me
yes very cold and now i'm
crying everywhere and i
can't go near my babies and
hyunwoo has my babies and
some drugs and my babies
and i can't go there and i miss
my babies and i'm so fucking
cold and wet

seonghwa

why are you wet

me
it's called sweat seonghwa

me
you should do it sometime
you unnecessarily pretty
man

seonghwa
for starters i sweat all the
time and secondly thank you
but what

me
i'm literally just flopping
around on my bathroom
floor singing french songs

me
IM LOSING MY MIND ITS
SO COLD AND HOT AND
WET AND DRY AND SO
WONKY WHAT IS
HAPPENING

me
i have motion sickness and
i'm not moving

san
i don't know if i should
laugh or be concerned

yunho
i'm laughing because of
how concerned i am

me
i'm laughing for no reason

me
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
WHEN I GET A COLD WHY
AM I LOSING MY MIND AND
WHY AM I SO INTO
TREASURE RN

hongjoong
our song treasure

me
no i've been noegero
jikjinning for twenty
fucking minutes and
now i'm translating
my treasure into french
with an american accent

me
what is happening to me

mingi
i think you need to take a
nap

mingi
hyunwoo has some stuff
that's going to knock you
out really hard okay

me
sounds good to me

wooyoung
praying to every being
i know

san
i'll be thinking of you
yuna

seonghwa
i sincerely hope you get
better soon

hongjoong
good luck

mingi
i'll talk to you later

yunho
fingers crossed

yeosang
you got this bestie fight
those fucking germs

jongho
<3

AUTHOR

don't question me i have
no clue

btw she is still injured from
last chapter shes just too
sick to give a shit

see y'all next chapter <3

this floor is so sparkly i'm
going to shoot someone