ATITTIES

me
FUCK ME I LOVE DRAGONS

seonghwa
thank you

me
FUCK YOU YOURE
NOTHING COMPARED
TO TOOTHLESS

seonghwa
oh my bad

wooyoung
tf is happening

me
how to train your dragon
gives me such big feelings
omg

mingi
DID YOU DO THE
ANTENNA THING I LOVE
IT WHEN YOU DO THAT

yunho
OMFG THE ANTENNA
THING I FORGOT ABOUT
THAY

san
excuse me but tf is the
antenna thing

mingi
when she gets really happy
about something she puts
her hands on her head and
makes little antenna

yunho
or she flaps

me
i flapped because i was
watching dragons

me
AND THE TWINS WERE
WATCHING WITH ME

me
we've watched it 16 times
this week omfg i love this
movie

seonghwa
which one

me
the first one the other two
give me aids fr

wooyoung
that's not how that works
but sure

me
OMG AND WE WATCHED
JURASSIC PARK TOO

me
AND OMFG I LOVE
MOSASAURUS'

me
AND TRANSFORMERS
BECAUSE DADDY
OPTIMUS

yeosang
WHO NOW????

me
all i'm saying is i'd let him
put it in my exhaust *wink
wink*

wooyoung
i hate you

me
good for you

mingi
YOU LET MY CHILDREN
WATCH TRANSFORMERS
AND JURASSIC PARK AT
SUCH A YOUNG AND
IMPRESSIONABLE AGE

me
i'd rather they watch good
movies and not fucking
cocomelon

me
that shit pisses me off

me
and they can watch
whatever tf they want
they won't remember
it

mingi
oh so you're telling me
you'd let them watch horror

me
absolutely i would as i long
as i turn down the sound
it's not like they'd have any
idea what they were
looking at they can't even
see the television yet

yeosang
she's got a point

me
thank you i'm aware
because i'm a square

me
and it rhymes because
it's fucking true disagree
and i'll kiss your mother

jongho
i mean idc my mother
deserves all the kisses

me
SO TRUE THO

mingi
real talk tho i have some
great news for you yuna

me
ooh fun i love news

mingi
you have three days left

me
three days left... to live??

me
please feel free to elaborate
some of us have no fucking
idea wtf you're on about

wooyoung
THREE DAYS TIL WERE
DONE BITCH

me
OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

me
wait i can't come to the
airport to meet you can i

seonghwa
it's probably safer that you
don't bub

seonghwa
there will most likely be fans
waiting and we don't want
people to see you just yet

me
okay

me
that's okay

hongjoong
the thing is tho that we're
going straight to the
company from the airport
and then we'll head to the
dorm

hongjoong
so you can come to the
company if you'd like and
just take mingi with you
when we all leave

yunho
yeah the staff know your
face and we'll let them
know too

yunho
we'll even give them a
picture of you so that they
know when you come in

yunho
they'll just check your id
and you should be good

jongho
unless maddox hyung just
happens to be at reception
when you get there then he'll
just tell them he knows you
and take you upstairs with
him

me
okay i'll be there

mingi
please bring the twins

mingi
i can't wait any longer
to see them so when you
come please bring them

me

mingi
FUCK YES

san
yeah he mega misses them
it's kinda starting to scare me

wooyoung
so true tho bro is losing it

yeosang
the other day i walked into his
room to see him holding his
arm up like he was holding a
baby and like bouncing and
i was like wtf are you doing
and then he just yelled and i
got too scared so i ran away

me
LMFAO WHY AM I PISSING
MYSELF LAUGHING AT
THAT

mingi
shut up it's not funny i'm
extremely distressed

mingi
WHAT IF THEYVE
FORGOTTEN WHO I AM
AND THEY HATE ME

me
i'm pretty sure they forget
who i am every time i
walk out of their sight so i
don't think it's too big of a
deal mingi

mingi
yeah but what if eunji cries
when she sees me again

me
so what if she does they're
barely two months old of
course they won't remember
you they don't even know
their own names mingi you'll
be fine

seonghwa
this is weird usually the roles
are reversed and mingi is
calming yuna down

yeosang
so that's why i felt weird
reading those texts from
yuna

wooyoung
i knew something was off
and i couldn't figure out
what but it turns out it's just
the fact that it's yuna doing
the calming

me
y'all stfu i can be a nice
person i'm not always the
one having a mental
breakdown over silly little
logical things

mingi
HOW IS IT LOGICAL THAT
MY OWN FLESH AND
BLOOD DOESNT KNOW
WHO I AM

me
because mingi they're still
developing they can barely
see thirty centimetres in
front of them

me
it's not like they're twelve
years old and forgetting
who you are they're just
babies

mingi
but they're my babies :(

me
omg am i this difficult

yunho
am i this difficult she says

yunho

me
fuck you dude why am i
crying

wooyoung
MY POOR POOKIE

me
ew don't call me that

san
i believe he means snookie
pookie poo bum

me
oh

me
you don't get to call me
that that's my name for san

me
sannie is my snookie pookie
poo bum <3

san
idek wtf that means but
i like it <3

mingi
y'all can someone please
comfort me i'm very
nervous about seeing my
own fucking children

san
busy

yunho
X

wooyoung
i would but i won't

yeosang
oof would you look at that
i just don't have the time

seonghwa
ugh but you're so far
away

hongjoong
i'm genuinely busy rn

jongho
can't sorry maybe next week

me
someone go comfort him

me
you would be flying right back
home if it were me he's
basically your brother don't be
a bunch of dicks

wooyoung
MANGI IM COMING DONT
MOVE

yeosang
oh would you look at that
i suddenly have all the time
in the world

jongho
i'll rub your feet if that helps

seonghwa
I HAVVE NEVERV. RUB
THIS SMA FADT IN MT
LIGE

san
IM COMING IM COMING
IM COMING IM COMING
WAIT FOR ME

hongjoong
but i'm genuinely busy

me
well not everything is about
you hongjoong is it

hongjoong
...no

me
exactly

me
why tf am i doing your job

me
you're supposed to be
putting them in their place not
me

hongjoong
they respect me but they
worship you every word
you say is gospel to them

me
wtf did i even do that they
find so incredible

hongjoong
i'm not sure but if i had to
guess i'd say breathing is
right up there on the list

me
wow

me
it's that simple

hongjoong
apparently

me
holy shit i love my life

hongjoong
i love your life too