COOL MEN

san
yunho is usually so fkn
chill and honestly smart
but i mean yuna just
changed that man
entirely last night

me
i have that affect on him

yunho
yh you piss me off

me
WHY TF DID YOU ADD
ME HERE IF YOURE
JUST GONNA BE A BITCH

yunho
because it's humorous

me
no

me
people getting hurt is
humorous not bullying
your sister

mingi
she has a point

me
shut up mingi

mingi
WHY DO YOU HATE ME

me
because i'm legally
obligated to

me
i had a crush on you 7
years ago and then you
rejected me when i was
only a child in the worst
way possible so i have to
hate you

me
i will never like you

mingi
but you used to~~~

me
gross

hongjoong
how did he reject you

yunho
oh yeah even i don't know

me
HE LAUGHED

me
HE FKN LAUGHED

mingi
I LAUGHED BECAUZE
IT WAS CUTE OKAY

yunho
YOU LAUGHED OMG
IM CRYING THATS
TOO FUNNY AHAHHAH

san
you poor thing

me
YOU STILL LAUGEHD
AT ME

me
imagine if you confessed
to the first person you
ever liked and they
laughed at you

me
do you know how
humiliating it was

me
i was so upset

mingi
i didn't know i genuinely
laughed because i thought
you were cute but then
you ran away from me
and then you wouldn't talk
to me so i never got to
apologise

mingi
so i'm sorry i laughed at
you but i only laughed
because of how
adorable you were all
blushy and shy

unknown
i just imagined a tiny
female yunho confessing
to a tiny mingi and i
laughed

unknown
because it looked so
stupid

me
PROBABLY BECAUSE
I DONT LOOK LIKE A
TINY FEMALE YUNHO

yunho
yh we do not look alike
at all

mingi
they don't it's true

unknown
so what do you look like
yuna

me
hang on i just realised
i still don't know
all of your names or
which number is who

me
i have yunho, mingi, san,
hongjoong and seonghwa

me
who am i missing

unknown
my name is wooyoung
and i'm the most handsome

me
i feel like that's a lie but
cool

you saved 'unknown' as 'wooyoung'

unknown
i'm yeosang and i have
nothing interesting to say

me
i like you

you saved 'unknown' as 'yeosang'

unknown
i'm jongho and i'm the
youngest

me
how old are you

unknown
i'm 21

me
oof i'm 20 you've been
replaced

you saved 'unknown' as 'jongho'

hongjoong
jongho will never be
replaced

san
not everyone is replaceable
abby

me
omg dance mom's
reference???

san
obviously

me
love that

me
so someone asked what
i look like

wooyoung
that would be me

me
okay

me
i have an oldish selfie

me

me
that's me

me
WOW SO I EXPISE
MYSELF AND THE CHAT
GOES SILENT AM I
THAT UGLY

hongjoong
no one said you were
ugly

me
no one said anything

wooyoung
we can't

wooyoung
you're yunho's sister

san
YOUNGER sister to be
exact

me
wtf does that have to
do with anything

mingi
i think you're pretty

me
shut up

mingi
WHEN WILL YOU ACCEPT
MY APOLOGY

me
WHEN I DIE

mingi
you're so mean

me
good cry

yunho
HEY THATS MY BEST
FRIEND

me
HEY I DIDNT ASK

me
why won't anyone say
anything

me
like say i'm ugly idc

yeosang
but you're not

me
i know right

seonghwa
you do look a little bit
like yunho

me
how

seonghwa
you have the same face
shape????

seonghwa
idk you just look kinda
similar

wooyoung
yh i see it

san
same

hongjoong
i agree

yeosang
yeeeaasaa i can see it

me
YOURE SUPPOSED
TO SAY IM PRETTY NOT
THAT I LOOK LIKE YUNHO

yunho
TF DOES THAT MEAN

me
obviously that you're
ugly

yunho
i'm literally calling mum
right now

me
good do it

mingi
i said you're pretty

me
yh well you're seven years
too late buddy

mingi
I TOLD YOU IM SORRY

me
too bad

mingi
i will make you my friend

mingi
it will happen

me
it won't but try your
best man

san
you're really stuck on
that moment aren't you

me
yes it was humiliating
and i cried for like that
whole night

me
and then i started thinking
i was too ugly so when i
was 13 i started working
out and doing skin care and
eating healthy and shit

mingi
i really am sorry

mingi
but you were so cute
that i couldn't help
laughing

mingi
it's not even like i
laughed like it was a
joke

mingi
I ACTUALLY FKN
GIGGLED

me
well too bad

me
you seriously hurt my
feelings

mingi
YOURE SO FRUSHRATING

me
do you mean frustrating

mingi
I DONT KNOW HOW ITS
SPELLED

me
moron

mingi
YOURE SO MEAN TO
ME IM ACTUALLY
GOING TO CRY

san
OMG HES CRYING STOP
BULLYING HIM

wooyoung
ITS NOT HIS FAULT
HES DUMB

jongho
LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU
WITCH

me
omg no don't actually
cry i'm sorry

yunho
OMG YOU HORRIBLE
CHILD YOU MADE HIM
CRY

me
NO IM SO SORRY PLS
DONT CRY

mingi
WHY AM I CRYING SO
MUCH

mingi
I KNOW IM DUMB

me
you're not honey i'm sorry

san
SO NOW YOURE JUST
GONNA CALL HIM
HONEY

wooyoung
WHY ARE YOU DOING
THIS TO HIM

hongjoong
stop making children cry

me
i'm so sorry i swear
i didn't mean to make
you cry

mingi
ITS FINE IM NOT EVEN
THAT UPSET

yeosang
YOURE LITERALLY
SOBBING

mingi
IM NOT

me
i feel like i need to go

me
i'm legit so sorry i'm
being dumb it isn't even
that big of a deal

mingi
ITS FINE IM OKAY

me
OBVIOUSLY NOT

san
WHY DO YOU CRY SO
LOUD

yunho
BRO YOU MADE IT WORSE

me
i'm sorry

me
i'll be your friend

mingi
oh for cereals

me
yes i will be your friend
and i will be nice

mingi
OKAY IM CRYING LESS
THANK YOU

yunho
you're both so stupid

mingi
WTF MAN

me
NOW IM CRYING COZ
I FEEL BAD AND IM
DUMB TOO

mingi
YOURE NOT EVEN DUMB

me
NEITHER ARE YOU

yunho
how are you exactly the
same

san
mingi and yuna sharing
a braincell

seonghwa
lmao they do tho

me
i'm gonna go now

me
i have to be somewhere
in half an hour and my
face is so red

yunho
OKAY JUST LEAVE BEFORE
ANYTHING ELSE GETS
SAID

mingi
goodbye yuna

me
IM SORRY FOR
EVERYTHING MINGI

wooyoung
be gone you terrible being

yunho
hey she's still my sister

yunho
i will step on you

wooyoung
my deepest apologies

san
goodbye yuna

seonghwa
bye

hongjoong
laterz

jongho
BE GONE WITCH

yunho
DO YOUR EYES WORK

jongho
NO THEY DO NOT

yeosang
baibai