COOL MEN

me
y'all i'm bored af

yunho
it's 2 am why're you even
awake

me
because i'm bored

me
and i'm not tired

me
i tried dancing but that just
made me sweaty so i took
another shower and that just
got me excited for literally
nothing and now i can't sleep

me
i have been staring at my
ceiling for half an hour
straight

me
SOMEONE HELP I MIGHT
GO INSANE

mingi
why're you awake yuna

me
mingi!!!!!!!

me
you're officially my favourite

wooyoung
what about me

me
eh you're tolerable

wooyoung
wtf

yeosang
roasted

me
why tf are you all awake

hongjoong
i'm working

me
I THOUGHT YALL WERE
ON A BREAK

hongjoong
eh it's no biggie

seonghwa
why tf is my phone having
seizures on my nightstand

seonghwa
let me sleep in peace

me
oh i'm sorry did i wake
you

seonghwa
oh yuna

seonghwa
no you didn't wake me
i wasn't even asleep haha

me
that was a nervous haha

me
you're lying

me
you know what i'm sorry
y'all go back to sleep and
i'll figure it out myself

seonghwa
okau fodnsihjt

me
yes goodnight seonghwa

yunho
night

me
shut up

yeosang
bai

wooyoung
bitch

me
love you wooyoung

wooyoung
nvm you're my bestie now

me
mingi??

me
you're not going to say
goodnight?

MINGI

no i'm not going to say
goodnight

i'll keep you company
until you fall asleep

really

yh sure

i'm not sleeping either

so one of us may as well
help the other

i feel like i should help you
sleep

nah i'm fine

i'll fall asleep after you dw

okay

thanks mingi

i appreciate it really

it's fine

so

actually mingi there's
something i wanted to ask
you

what's up

YUNHO

i know he's talking to you

don't tell him what i told
you

MINGI

are you really that much
if a wuss

like you won't put your hand
in a box

ITS SCARY OKAY

okay sure

but you're huge

you shouldn't be scared of
anything

shit should be scared of you

ITS OKAY FOR LARGE MEN
TO BE AFRAID

FEAR ISNT EXCLUSIVELY
A SMALL MEN AND/OR
FEMALE EMOTION

OF COURSE NOT I DONT
ACTUALLY CARE IF YOURE
SCARED OF SHIT I JUST
THINK ITS FUNNY

it's kinda cute too ngl

don't tell me you like me
again

omg no

you're like a brother to me
at this point

oh really

yh ofc

oh

okay

well that's cool coz you're
like a sister to me

good i'm glad

YUNHO

i think you were right

and i think i fucked up a
little

you're stupid so it was
expected tbh

fuck you

MINGI

yo

you still there or did you
fall asleep already

nah i'm still awake

it's coming slowly

sleep is coming

make it come faster

idk how

put some relaxing music
on

okay

light one of your candles
i think i counted like
twenty in your kitchen
alone the other day

that's not true there's only
three in my kitchen and
five in my living room that
are actually real working
candles

okay

that's still eight so light
the one that you think smells
the best

okay

grab a book or something
turn off your lights and just
lay there

ooh i can't sleep with all the
lights off

nor can i read tbh

okay

then don't turn them off

come on girl you gotta adapt

take my instructions and
change them to suit you

okay calm down

now relax

deep breaths block out
any other noise

it's just you and your space

woah i'm actually getting
tired

good

i mean i knew you would
but still

i'm a genius

goodnight yuna

i love you

message from mingkiii🥰 unsent

YUNHO

dude i like your sister

what

seriously

yeah

im sorry

why

coz she sucks

okay rude

also

i know we're only on the
fourth chapter in but she's
such a beautiful person

tbh with you i liked her
way back when she
confessed

she just ran away before i
could say anything

okay

well just don't do anything
stupid with her

she's my sister and if you
break her heart i will hunt you
down and make you stare at
wooyoung doing aegyo for
several consecutive days

THAT IS LITERALY SUCH
A BAD PUNISHMENT

yeah he'll be there live and after
that hongjoong will come and
bite you

wtf

that's so aggressive

that's because i'm being
serious

HONGJOONG

hyung can i ask you
something

yh what's up man

how would you react if
yunho asked you to bite
me

like would you do it

uhhhhh

probably

wtf

what you have this biteable
thing about you

but in a good way

like you know when you find
babies so cute you want to
squeeze them

like that

fun fact: the reason why
you want to squeeze things
that you find cute is because
the human brain can't
comprehend the cuteness
and therefore the only way
for it to handle it is to
kill it

so basically you want to
kill me

wtf where did that come
from

it came from having too
much free time

YUNHO

hongjoong hyung said
he wants to kill me

he called you cute didn't
he

yes

you have to stop thinking
about it like that

i believe in science okay

that makes no sense to
me

it's because your brain is
too small

you may be tall and handsome
but your brain doesn't have the
capacity to hold the secrets
of the universe like mine
does

stfu you don't make sense

like ever

yes i do

and if your brain was
better you'd understand me

shut up and talk to my
sister your making my
everything hurt

okay???

MINGI

mingi????

where'd you go??

talk to me

i'm here

i was just texting my mum

oh is everything alright

yh she was just checking
on me

what a sweetheart

bless her soul

my mother is a wonderful
woman

mums are great

fax

anyways why were you
talking to yunho

what

i wasn't i was talking to
my mum

i'm not stupid mingi

i know you were talking
to yunho

no

stop being silly

such a silly billy

mmmmmm you were
talking to yunho idc what
you say

you're weird

gimme a sec i'll brb

mkay

WOOYOUNG

help i like mingi

and i'm supposed to care
because????????

because you're my
favourite and ily

you didn't even write the
full words you don't love me

yes i do

anyways not the point

you're a circle you have
no point

you know what fuck you

i'll talk to san instead

ew no bitch

talk to me

he's a bitch he won't be
helpful

oh and you are helpful?

well i will be

so talk to me bby what's
the haps

i think i like mingi

uhh you hated him like a
week ago

YOU THINK I DONT KNOW
THAT

okay bitch chill

so you like him again

well that's kind of expected
tbh

you liked him when you were
younger he's like 50x more
attractive now and also still
the same guy i'd assume so
it was bound to happen

he'll like you too soon
enough trust me

why should i trust you

why would you tell me this
if you didn't trust me

you make a good point

i am pretty pointy

none of the things you say
are funny just shut up

i'm tired

you're the one who started
texting me so you shut up

whatever

gracias bitch

you're welcome

MINGI

okay i'm back

why were you texting
wooyoung

because he's my bestie

so what were we talking
about

getting you to fall asleep

right

i think i'm actually getting
pretty sleepy

so wooyoung was boring

oh yh he was making jokes
but i didn't even puff air out
my nose you know

i get that

my eyes are getting heavy
i'm gonna go wack some
grass

??

hit the hay

wack some grass

i like it better

i agree

anyways have a good sleep
yuna

i'll talk to you in the morning

goodnight mingi

ily x

okay

rUDE