COOL MEN

yunho
yuna

yunho
we need your help

me
umm wtf is this

yunho
just listen

yunho
or read

me
WHY IS IT COOL MEN

me
IM A WOMF

yunho
stfu

me
hold up yunho

me
wtf is this chat

me
why am i in it

yunho
well if you'd shut up
i would tell you

unknown
yunho who is this

unknown
yh who's the rando

me
umm excuse you i'm
not some rando

me
i'm yunho's bestest
friend

unknown
uhh that would be me

me
it's me

unknown
no it's definitely him

me
no

me
it's me trust me

unknown
i've known him for
6 years

me
i've known him for 20

me
so shut up

yunho
WOULD YOU MORONS
QUIT FIGHTING I
HAVE THINGS TO SAY

me
shut up

unknown
yh shut up yunho don't
get so butthurt

me
oh no he's having a
tushy tantrum

yunho
i officially hate you both

me
you can't hate me

me
i'm your sister

me
you're legally obligated
to love me no matter
what

unknown
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
YUNA

me
HOLY SHIT NO WAY IDK
YOU

unknown
i'm mingi we've met

me
nope never

unknown
yunho you have a sister

yunho
yes if you knew me at
all you'd know this

unknown
shut up i know you

yunho
no you don't

unknown
no you don't

yunho
n e ways can i ask my
question now

me
no absolutely not

yunho
you're so ugly and for
what

me
mum loves me more so
shush

yunho
she just feels bad because
the doctor dropped you
when you were born

me
you slid right off the
table lmao

yunho
we both know that's
not true and that you
actually did get dropped

me
SHUT UP WHY WOULD
YOU TELL THESE
RANDOM MEN ABIUT THAT

yunho
because i find great
humour in it

yunho
ANY FUCKING WAYS

unknown
yunho has never sworn
this much and it's
terrifying

unknown
seonghwa do aegyo make
me feel safer

unknown
no?

unknown
YUNHO IS SO SCARY
WHEN HE SWEARS
HES SO LARGE WTF

unknown
hold up hold up

unknown
if yunho is a giant

unknown
and you're his sister

unknown
how tall are you

me
i'm 5'5"

me
i know i'm kind of tall

me
not really tho

unknown
haha short ass

me
how tall are you 5'8"

unknown
wtf

unknown
THATS EXACTLY HOW
TALL HE IS ABBAHAAH

unknown
FUCK YOU SAN YOU
ARENT EVEN THAT
MCUH TALLER THAN
ME

yunho
you know what i forgot
my fucking question

me
idiot

yunho
YOURE SO UGLY

me
IS THAT THE ONLY INSULT
YOU CAN THINK OF

yunho
YES LEAVE ME TF ALONE

me
YOU ADDED ME HERE
YOU HOE

unknown
woah that was harsh

me
no it wasn't shut up

unknown
DONT TALK TO
HONGJOONG HYUNG
LIKE THAG I WILL
EAT YOU

me
i don't even know this
guy

me
I DONT EVEN KNOW
ANY OF YOU

unknown
you know me

unknown
we've met many times
before

me
shut up i don't know you

unknown
yh you do you had a
crush on me when
you were 13

yunho
AHAHAHAHAH I FORGOT
ABOUT THAT

me
SO DID I DONT BRING
IT UP AGAIN

unknown
haha remember when
you confessed lmao

me
LEAVE ME ALONE I WAS
13 I WAS FUCKING
PREPUBESCENT I
WAS A CHILD

yunho
you're still a child

me
IM NOT IM 20

yunho
WHEN TF DID YOU
TURN TWENTY

me
in august you man whore

unknown
omg twins my birthday is
in august too

me
ummm when

unknown
august i just said

me
no when did i ask

unknown
HAHAHAHAH YOU KUST
GOT OWNED

unknown
you can't even type

me
stupid ass

unknown
YOU KNOW WHAT
FUCK YOU ALL IM
LEVAINN

unknown
you still can't type

unknown
this is bullying

unknown
this is literally cyberbullying

unknown
no one asked

unknown
hyung you're so mean

me
y'all chaotic af

me
i like that

unknown
you used to like me

me
you know what mingi

me
i will find you and i will
steal your toe nails

yunho
so you turned twenty
but you still have the
sense of humour as
a twelve year old

yunho
interesting

me
you're so stupid

yunho
you know how moon
ran away when you were
ten

me
random but yes

yunho
yh he ran away so you
wouldn't see him die

me
WHAT

me
HE DIED

me
OMG MOONIE

yunho
yh he was also just so
sick of your bullshit
that he just left

me
you know what fuck you

me
MOONIE NEVER LOVED
TOU ANYWAY

yunho
at least he didn't run
away because of me

me
he didn't run away
because of me either

unknown
you guys are so aggressive
with each other

me
that's not true

yunho
believe me hyung this
isn't even bad

unknown
it gets so much worse

me
yo mingi

unknown
what

me
shut up

unknown
you had a crush on me
so okay

me
JANDBKANSBE

me
I DIDNT VENE LIKE
YOU FOR THAT FKN
LING

yunho
no you still liked him
after you confessed and
for like two years before
that

me

yunho
SJBEHEJEBRBR

unknown
y'all they're so angry

unknown
i feel like yunho is
majorly regretting
making this chat lmao

yunho
I AM I HATE HER

me
wow

me
not cool yunho

me
not cool

me
guys i have to go

yunho
are you seriously that
mad

me
no i actually have to
leave

yunho
oh oki laterz

unknown
bye

unknown
farewell

unknown
i've come to the conclusion
that i dislike you

yunho
bro don't be a bitch to my
sister

unknown
my apologies

unknown
goodbye yuna

unknown
sleep well

unknown
i hope you have a very
enjoyable rest of your
evening

me
I LIKE THAT GUY