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YUNA'S BITCHES

seonghwa
are you back from your
date

me
yeah

wooyoung
SPILL

me
it was okay

jongho
???

jongho
seven years for that

jongho
that was not worth your
tears babe

seonghwa
yeah not at all baby why
was it just okay

me
well

me
because

me
he

me
asked

me
me

me
to

wooyoung
WHAT SUCK HIS DICK
HURRY TF UP

me
be patient

me
he asked me to

me
be

me
his

me
GIRLFRIEND

seonghwa
NO

me
YES

jongho
WHAT DID YOU SAY

me
NOTHING I JUST KISSED
HIM UNTIL I COULDNT
BREATHE

wooyoung
AAAAHHHHHHHH

wooyoung
IM ACTUALLY KICKING
THE SHEETS OMG

jongho
my back is not a part
of the sheets but OMG

seonghwa
OMG I SHED A TEAR
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

seonghwa
*pic of seonghwa's
singular tear*

me
you guys have no idea
how fucking far above
the moon i am

me
i'm in another fucking
galaxy at this point i'm
fucking levitating

wooyoung
BITCH ME TOO WTF

wooyoung
omg i have to tell everyone

seonghwa
wooyoung don't let them
do it in their own time

wooyoung
FUCK THEIR TIME WHAT
ABOUT MY TIME IM
LITERALLY DYING RIGHT
NOW

jongho
YOURE DYING WHAT
ABOUT ME I THINK YOU
BROKE MY SPINE

me
YOURE DYING IM FUCKING
DYING THE GUY IVE
LIKED FOR SEVEN
FUCKING YEARS JUST
ASKED ME TO BE HIS
FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ARE
YOU KIDDING ME

wooyoung
i'm so happy for you

jongho
i'm absolutely belated so
hA

seonghwa

STFU THIS IS SO CUTE

MINGI

the bitches know

okay so who's next

yunho for sure

true

i'll make a chat gimme
a sec

coolio

THE BETTER TRIO

mingi
yunho we have some
big news

yunho
y'all fucked and now she's
pregnant GOOD FUCKING
JOB IDIOTS

me
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
IMMEDIATELY ASSUME
SEX HAPPENED YOU
DUMBASS

mingi
y'all this is supposed to
be a peaceful conversation
calm tf down before i
call the police

yunho
okay

yunho
what happened

me
we

me
are

me
dating

yunho
you're what now

mingi
dating

me
officially

me
minyu is canon

yunho
minyu is canon

mingi
yes minyu is official

yunho
so you're together now

yunho
like a real couple

me
yes we are are you okay
in the head wtf is going
on

yunho
i'm sorry it's just

yunho
my best friend and my
little sister are dating

mingi
i thought you'd been
waiting for this day to come

yunho
i've more been waiting for
you to get married

me
usually people date before
that

yunho
i know that moron

mingi
soooo ???

mingi
this is the first step to
marriage

yunho
uh huh

yunho
but this is a prank so not
really

me
this isn't a prank

mingi
yeah we're seriously
together

yunho
nah i don't buy it

me
you don't need to it's
the truth and that's all
that matters we just
wanted to tell you

mingi
yeah so later bitch

yunho
OMG WAIT FOR SERIOUS

me
YES THATS WHAT WE
JUST SAID

yunho
OMG STOP IM ACTUALLY
CRYING THIS ISNT FUNNY
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
I CANT DO THIS HOLY SHIT

mingi
damn i knew you were
excited but not like this

yunho
ME NEITHER I DIDNT
THINK ID CRY

me

i mean engagement
announcement sure but
dating ????

yunho
I KNOW WTF IS HAPPENING

mingi
well we're gonna tell
everyone else you just
stay here and sort
through things with
yourself

yunho
OKAY CONGRATULATIONS

ATITTIES

me
short and sweet

san
???

mingi
it's official we're dating

hongjoong
CONGRATULATIONS !!!

san
squealing.

yeosang
WHOS BIRTHDAY IS
IT

me
uhh actually mingi and
i just announced that we
are officially for serious
dating

yeosang
OMG CAN I TELL MY
FANPAGE

wooyoung
BITCH SHUT UP ITS MY
PAGE TOO

yeosang
yeah but it's my email so
technically it's mine

wooyoung
no it isn't

me
OMG JUST TELL YOUR
FANPAGE

wooyoung
stop because they think
yuna is yuna from itzy
lmao

mingi
please explain to your two
followers that it isn't

jongho
oh i'm aware

yunho
same

san
me too

wooyoung
YOURE OUR THREE
FOLLOWERS

me
lol

yunho
lol duh

jongho
who tf did you think it
was

yeosang
LIKE REAL PEOPLE

yeosang
SO WEVE BEEN TEXTING
YOU THREE FOR FIVE
MONTHS ARE YOU KIDDING

san
lmao yeah

wooyoung
DAMN IT I THOUGHT I
HAD REAL FRIENDS

yeosang
who would want to be
friends with you

wooyoung
YOURE MY FRIEND

yeosang
not willingly i'm not

mingi
okay so clearly y'all have
things to figure out

me
yeah so we're just gonna
leave bye

mingi
<3

yunho
HOLD UP HOLD UP

me
??

me
DONT FUCKING TELL
ME TO HOLD UP AND
THEN SAY JACK SHIT
FOR TEN MINUTES I
HAVE THINGS TO DO

seonghwa

it is 10pm what could you
possibly be doing

me
1. eating dinner 2. watching
a movie 3. going through
todays orders 4. filling out
todays page in my diary 5.
LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT
SITTING AND WAITING
FOR DUMBO TO TALK

yunho
sorry

yunho
i was on the phone to
heejin

me
IS JIHOON OKAY

mingi
MORE IMPORTANTLY
IS HEEJIN OKAY

yunho
yeah they're fine

yunho
anyways are y'all still
together rn

mingi
uhhhh

me
...

hongjoong
OMG YOU GUYS WENT
BACK TO HER PLACE
AAAHHH

yunho
sEx?????!?!?????

yunho
DONT DO THAT THATS
HOW YOU GET BABIES

san
???

wooyoung
yunho you are honestly
such a cockblock

yeosang
if that ain't fax

me
fr tho

mingi
btw we weren't planning
to do anything just chill
for the night

me
yeah

mingi
but i mean... i can't make
any promises... there may
be some form of hand
holding

wooyoung
wOAH HAND HOLDING
BEFORE SEX ARE YOU
CRAZY

jongho
nah y'all went too far
this time this better be
a joke

seonghwa
and to think i honestly
believed i raised the two
of you to know better
than hand holding BEFORE
sex i mean seriously

hongjoong
seonghwa it's clear we've
failed at parenthood if
this is what they're doing

me
idk mingi... hand holding...
seems like a lot... could we
just... sit next to each other
instead...

mingi
BEFORE WE HOLD HANDS

yunho


me

yeosang
i had no idea i needed
this so badly until i saw
it and now i can't stop
staring at it

san
i've been staring at this
for five hours now

hongjoong
mood

jongho
slay pit bull

wooyoung
bitch that's sean paul

me
oh shit i thought it was
vin diesel


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