So, I've been obsessed with this song lately and I wanted to write a oneshot about ti so here we go! (This will probably be terrible).

Also, High School AU

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How to deal with them? That is a hard question. Unless you're the reader. Which you are! Dealing with the Bad Touch Trio is not something most people can do. Well, this is how you deal with them a knock them down a peg or two:

Rule number one

Is that you gotta have fun

But, baby, when you're done

You gotta be the first to run

I smirked and walked up to Antonio, who was currently flirting with me. I grabbed his collar and kissed him, (Y/n): 1 BTT: 0.

Rule number two

Just don't get attached to

Somebody you could lose

So le-let me tell you

A few weeks later, I decided that it was time. I smirked an walked up to Gilbert, kissing him full on. I heard a slight sob but, didn't really care.

This is how to be a heartbreaker

Boys they like a little danger

We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Singin' I lo-lo-lo-love you

How to be a heartbreaker

Boys they like the look of danger

We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Singing I lo-lo-lo-love you

At least I think I do

Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

This time, which was another few weeks later, after sucking up to Gilbert, like I'd done to Antonio a couple of months prior, I thought it was time. I searched for the trio in the school grounds and eventually found them talking to each other.

"Gil, you're going to have to break up with her! She'll do the exact same thing she did to me to you!" I recognised that as Antonio's voice.

"You're just jealous that I have the frau and you don't!" Gilbert.

"Ohonhonhon~. He's right, mon ami."

"What are you boys talking about?" I asked walking up to them and hugging Gilbert from behind.

"Oh, hello schatzi."

I leaned up and pecked Gilbert on the cheek, "Hello, Gil."

Rule number three

Wear your heart on your cheek

But never on your sleeve

Unless you want to taste defeat

Rule number four

Gotta be looking pure

Kiss him goodbye at the door

And leave him wanting more, more

This is how to be a heartbreaker

Boys they like a little danger

We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Singin' I lo-lo-lo-love you

How to be a heartbreaker

Boys they like the look of danger

We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Singing I lo-lo-lo-love you

At least I think I do

A few minutes later, Gilbert's brother came over, claiming he was needed for something. I pecked his cheek and he walked off, leaving me with Francis and Antonio.

"Jerk bastard! I need your help!"

Antonio stood up and walked towards Romano, this time only leaving me with Francis.

"So, what do you want to do, Chérie?"

"I have an idea. If you're up for it," I replied bringing my hand up and stroking his chest. I noticed his face heat up slightly, "(Y/n)? What are you doing?"

"Trust me, I've seen your face. You want this, don't you? I saw it in your face when Antonio told you and Gil that the two of us were dating. You wanted me to yourself didn't you?"

Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

Girls, we do, whatever it will take

Cause girls don't want

We don't want our hearts to break, in two

So it's better to be fake

Can't risk losing in love again, babe

I smirked and crawled on top of him, forcing him to lie down on the bench that the four of us had been occupying before. I leaned down and kissed him. His eyes widened before he melted into it, his eyes closing. I soon felt his hand on the back of my head and I smirked licking his bottom lip.

"What the-?!"

I broke off and smirked, leaving Francis to deal with an annoyed and upset Gilbert.

This is how to be a heartbreaker

Boys they like a little danger

We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Singin' I lo-lo-lo-love you

How to be a heartbreaker

Boys they like the look of danger

We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player

Singing I lo-lo-lo-love you

At least I think I do

"How was your day, Love?"

"Good. (Y/n): 3, BTT: 0. Operation mess with the Bad Touch Trio has been a success."

Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

At least I think I do