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H.E.R C H A P T E R 28

•Christina•

"Jordan I'm not even playin', stop." I mushed Jordan face away from mines.

"No. I missed you last night." I felt him kept kissing my face and neck.

"I don't care, I'm tired. I tried to wake you up last night, but you wasn't getting up. So let me sleep." I grabbed the cover bringing it over my head blocking the sun from shining in my eyes.

"Baby." He pulled the cover off of me and continued to kiss my neck and far all over.

"Jordan." I whined just giving up because I know he wander going to stop.

"Baby, I missed you." He gave me slow pecks all over my face and neck. "Let's go get something to eat fatbutt."

"Where?" I whined sitting up fully so he wouldn't keep hovering over me.

"Some place that just opened up on South Street. I heard it was popping there, we should go. C'mon, get dressed." He tapped my thigh.

I just looked at him with my eyebrows raised.

"C'mon fatbutt, go get ready. I already showered, you go shower." He stood up grabbing my hand making me stand up also.

"Go head. Imma' be in the living room waiting." He pecked my lips and walked out the room.

I sighed going into his bathroom turning the shower on.

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"You ready yet?" Jordan came into the bathroom standing behind me.

"Do it look like I'm ready?" I looked up at him. I still had to blend my foundation, and concealer in.

"Ion know. Is you ready? I don't know shit about this dumb ass makeup." He sat down on the toilet seat looking up at me do my makeup.

"Are you ready? Is the right word, ain't no 'is you ready'." I shook my head continuing to draw my brows.

"Why you be drawing ya eyebrows? They look nice natural."

"I appreciate the compliment, but I just can't beat my face and not do my eyebrows. That's apart of my face." I closed my kit and grabbed my brush so I can blend my makeup in.

"Why you putting that white stuff under ya eyes? That shit look like powder." He grabbed the little jar that consists of the white powder.

"Jordan why it matter?" I sighed blending the powder in under my eyes.

"Ion like that shit." He shook his head looking at my makeup that sat on the counter top. "You don't know if that shit gone effect ya face or not, what if it make you break out?"

"Jordan I been putting on makeup for like what? 3 years now. Nothing happened to my face." I shrugged still blending in my face.

"It's gone start soon, watch. You keep putting that shit on, its gone happen one day."

"No it's not. Now shut up, you acting like I look ugly when I put it on my face. Do I?" I turned toward him waiting for his answer.

"No, you actually look beautiful with it on. But you more beautiful natural." He looked up at me.

"Thank you baby." I leaned down pecking his lips.

"No problem." He stood up patting my butt. "Hurry up and get ready fatbutt, imma' be in the kitchen." He walked out the bathroom.

I nodded and continued to do my makeup.

After another 15 minutes of doing my makeup. I put everything away going over to my overnight bag, grabbing my clothes I had.

A black off the shoulder shirt, with my flare pants.

After getting dressed, I grabbed my black purse, and made my way into the kitchen where Jordan was sitting at the counter feeding his face with a hot pocket.

"Babe, why you eating a hot pocket when we're about to go out?" I walked over to him sitting next to him.

"This just a appetizer, nothing major." He took a huge bite, making a couple of pepperonis to fall out.

"You is so greedy. You skinny, but you eat a lot." I stood up, ready to leave. "I'm ready, come on."

"Oh damn. Who this?" Jordan stood up eyeing me.

"Jordan." I covered my face blushing.

"Damn. Christina walked into the bathroom, and who came out." He spun me around. "What happened to my babygirl?"

"Shut up and lets go." I hit him with my purse giggling.

"No, but for real. You really look beautiful ashit' tho." He walked over to me wrapping his arms around my waist.

"Thank you." I smiled wrapping my arms around his neck, then pecking his lips afterwards.

"And I like what you did what ya makeup, it look pretty. It's like you giving dark vibes." He pecked my lips.

"Thank you again." I smiled grabbing his hand. "Come on, in ready to eat."

"As always." He walked over to the counter grabbing his keys and ready to leave.

"Jordan if you not gone eat the half of the hot pocket, throw it in the trash."

"Man, it's cool." He sucked his teeth. "Come on."

"No dirty, that's how people get mice and  roaches." I walked over to the hot pocket and threw it in the trash.

"You always gotta' be clean." He shook his head opening the door for me.

"What you want a dirty ass girlfriend?" I shook my head chuckling a bit.

"Man it don't matter, as long as she can cook, and give me my needs." He shrugged.

"You dirty as hell Jordan." I laughed.

"I'm just playing withcu'." He laughed wrapping his arms around my waist from behind.

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"What you ordering baby? I don't know what I want." I scanned the menu on what to order, but I don't know what I wanted.

"I'm getting the ricotta and spinach tortellini, with some shrimp in it." He closed the menu sipping his lemon water. "You don't know what you getting?" He grabbed my hands in his.

I shook my head. "No, I don't know what's good."

"Let me see." He grabbed my menu. "Get the 4 cheese pasta, you want that?"

"No." I shook my head. "Too cheesy. What else they got?"

"Let me see...... Oh, they got crock pot chicken Parmesan. That sound good ashit'."

"No, I don't want no chicken."

"How bout' tagliatelle bolognese. It look good ashit' look." He showed me the menu. "You want this?"

I nodded. "Yeah, can you call the waiter over. You ready to order too right?"

"Yeah."

After he called the waiter and we placed out order, we just sat and talk while we waited for our food to come.

"Did I ever tell you my mom wants to meet you?" I leaned on the table sipping my lemon water.

"No, ion' think you told me that. When she said this?"

"When we went out to breakfast that morning. She asked me if I had someone special, I told her yeah. And she wants to meet you."

"What you tell her?" He played with his straw. Aww he nervous.

"I told her, she haves to wait until your ready to make that move. I'm not going to just force it."

"Good, because I'm not ready to meet ya parents yet."

"If I knew you would've made me meet your mother the way you made me meet her. I would've did a pop up surprise on ya ass too."

He laughed clapping his hands. "Yo, you was scared as hell when you met her. You really answered the door with my shirt on, and nothing under. That's classic man."

"That's not funny Jordan." I dipped my hands in my water flinging him with it.

"Stop yo." He laughed getting a napkin drying the little droplets on his face.

"Anyway, after this what you doing today?"

"Ion' know yet. I might go chill with my brother, we might go play pool or some shit. Why? What you ain't' got nothing to do?"

"No, I do. I'm hanging with Sapphire after this, I was just making sure you had something to do."

"I'm good on that. What y'all gone go do?"

"I don't know yet. She just texted me and asked me to hang out with her somewhere. And I don't mind, because we didn't hang out in a while."

"Yeah." He nodded. "I'm hungry ashit' tho, that food need to hurry up."

"Right, I want to taste my food. It looked good in the picture." I sipped my water.

"Why is you sipping that dirty ass water and you put ya hands in it?"

"It's my hands, and my water. Therefore, I can drink it."

"Do you remember where ya hands were the other night?" He raised his eyebrows smirking.

I blushed before replying. "Yup, around my man dick."

"I know that's right." He laughed clapping his hands.

"And in my mans asshole." I laughed, his face turned serious.

"Christina stop fucking playin' wit' yo. Real shit." His voice turned deep and he had a mug on his face.

"Babe, I'm only playing." I reached over and tried to grab him but he snatched away from me.

"Nope. You tryna' say I'm Kanye and I like getting my ass fingered. You went too far." He shook his head going on his phone.

"Baby." I chuckled going over to his side smothering him with kisses.

"Leave me alone." He turned his head away from me.

"Baby." I kept kissing him and hugging on him, but he was still acting petty.

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"So bitch what you been up too? Haven't heard from you in a while, you bee too busy boo loving." She nudged me.

We were both walking in the mall just buying a couple of things we really didn't need, but wanted.

"Oh yeah bitch, guess what." I took a spoon of my frozen yogurt.

"What?" She asked what a shocked expression on her face, she knew I was about to spill the tea.

"Tell me why Jordan gone set me up to meet his mom."

"Bitch you is lying. When this happen?"

"I think like last week or so, but this nigga told me to go get the door. And I ain't have nothing on but his shirt, with nothing under it."

"Bitch is you serious right now?" She stopped walking and looked at me for answers.

"Yes bitch I'm serious. It was sooo awkward, I was scared as hell."

"What you say to her? Was she acting like a bitch to you?"

"No, she was actually acting cool with me. I thought she wasn't going to like me, I'm coming to his door looking like a one night stand." I shook my head chuckling a bit.

"Bitch I would've pissed myself. Seriously." She shook her head.

"I was about to. But what's been up with you and ya lil boo boo?" I smirked at her.

She smiled. "Everything been doing good, he's young but he's such a fucking gentlemen." She bit her lip smiling. "he knows how to handle me like a man, he knows how to take care of me. He's just husband material. Like I really love him."

"Awww, you love him?"

"Yeah, he's nothing like none of my exes. He's so sweet, kind, caring. Just everything." She sighed smiling. "And plus he knows how to put it down in the bedroom."

"Always got to say some freaky shit." We began to walk out the mall.

"No seriously, he know how to eat it so good. Especially when we're doing the 69, you should try it." We were both making our way to her car. It was getting late, and I wanted to go home and sleep.

"Bitch how I'm going to try it, and I don't even know how to suck dick?" I opened my side of the door throwing my bags in the backseat.

"You still don't know how to yet?" She got in the car putting on her seatbelt. "Wait, Imma' teach you." She began to look around her car.

"What you looking for?" She ignored me grabbing her work bag out the backseat.

After another minute she pulled out two bananas from her bag.

I raised my eyebrow. "Bitch, why you got two bananas in ya bag?"

"Because I like bananas, both." She raised her eyebrow smirking. "Here, you take one. I take one."

I took it and just looked at it.

"Bitch, that's not how you look at a dick. You gotta' look at the dick like you wanna suck the soul out of it."

"But it's a banana." I pouted looking at it disgusted.

"Bitch I know it's a banana, imagine it's Jordan dick." she peeled her banana. "Jordan got a pretty dick right?" She raised her eyebrow.

"Yes." I said in a duh tone. "He got a pretty dick, I wouldn't ever put it in my mouth if it was ugly. Let along put it inside of me."

"Okay. So imagine you on ya knees and looking up and Jordan." She watched me. "Peel the banana and lick around the banana sexually."

I nervously peeled the banana.

"Now you said lick around it?" I raised my brows at the banana. I can't even act like I'm sucking a dick.

"First, you lick around the tip sexy. You tease it. Get him harder and more horny." She finished peeling her banana. "Watch me first then you try."

She grabbed the banana firmly in her hands, then she stroked it softly. "You stroke it, make it hard."

Then she spit on it. I cringed watching the spit hit the banana.

"You have to spit on it. Get nasty what it." She rubbed her tongue around the spit and put the half of the banana in her mouth bobbing her head, and pulled it back out. Giving it a final lick.

"Now you try." She clapped her hands waiting for me to try with the banana.

"Okay." I swallowed, and stroked the banana firmly with my hand.

"Give it a nice squeeze, then spit on it."

I nodded spitting on the banana and licking around the tip kissing it.

"Yasss. That's good, men like when you kiss the tip." She smiled watching me.

I smiled a little because I was feeling a lil comfortable doing it.

Then finally I put the half into my mouth bobbing my head back and forth, then pulling it out of my mouth.

"Yassss." She jumped to and down clapping her hands. "You did it. For a person who never sucked dick, you did good."

"I did?" I smiled biting the banana.

"Yeah. So you ready to get on ya knees for ya man?" She threw the banana out the window starting the car up.

"Yup." I smirked biting into the banana again.

I couldn't wait to show Jordan what I learned.

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