I decided to use the song above to end the book on a high note (pun intended)

Here are a few of my other books that you can check out if you want. They are not as cringe-worthy as this one so I do hope you try them ;)

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That Nerd

Description

Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning?
Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it?
Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear?

Maya hasn't.
But she is about to...

Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'.

What would you do if you were Maya?
Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously.

What does Maya do?
She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again.

Time for revenge nerd.

Hating The Player

Description

Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school.

She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even watched him get suspended for three weeks.

He always ruins everything and never does what he is told.

Melody has hated him since the day he set foot in her school and luckily he has never noticed her.

That is, until now. Tyson has set his eyes on Melody and won't stop until he gets what he wants.

And he wants her.

I'm The Gang Leaders Possession

Description

Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down.

So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars?

She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money.

Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun.

This is one hell of a crazy story.

It Started With A High Top

Description

Anne De Ville accidentally drops her new shoes down the stairs and they hit Hunter Denegan's head – will the bad boy become her prince charming?

*****

Anne De Ville is in no way exceptional – or so she thinks. On an ordinary sunny day, Anne decides to go to the closest mall to buy new shoes. Little does she know that she would accidentally drop her new high tops down three flights of stairs and hit Hunter Denegan on the head. What happens when a pair of shoes land on the most popular boy's head, and he turns into prince charming, looking for the girl who lost her shoes?

Teaching At An All Boys School

Description

Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school.

The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys grade eleven History -and trust me when I say they are not going to make it easy for her.

One nerdy girl.
Four perverted boys.
One History lesson every Friday.

What could possibly go wrong?

Bad Things

Description

Alicia hates Jake more than she has ever hated anything and anyone in her life.

The hatred started at a party one night, when Jake gave her a fake number after sleeping with her. From there, everything goes downhill as she starts to learn who he is and what he does.

Of course, with Alicia's luck, he turns out to be part of one of the most infamous gangs in the country.

Now the two of them have to work together to take down Candace Peters, the Queen Bitch of their highschool.

Will they be able to survive together, or will they end up shooting each other in the foot for twenty million dollars?

Hump and Dump

Description

Max Holland is infamous for the horrible game he plays with girls, known as Hump and Dump.

Julia Johnson doesn't know about this game, but luckily for her, the teams at the school they attended are extreme rivals, and Julia is forced to stay far away from Max.

Unfortunately, Julia always wants what she can't have, and Max has his eye on Julia for a reason he can't figure out yet.

It's too bad that pain is inevitable in this love story.

Hit List

Description

Bree Portman has a rather unusual job. She is paid to kill people, and her next target is the one and only Elijah Lancaster - her ex-best friend.

He is known to be a man whore, and it seems that he 'accidentally' slept with a married woman. Now, someone wants him dead, and she has to get rid of him.

Elijah is always surrounded by people, particularly of the female gender, and Bree figures that the best way to kill him without causing a scene, is by getting close to him again.

Maybe that wasn't her best decision...

Dante

Description

Skye Miller thinks her life is perfect, until her mom ditches her in Spain and she has to agree to become a stripper for an unfairly gorgeous man.

She thought agreeing to this strangers conditions was the only thing she could do, unless she wanted to starve to death as a hobo in a foreign country.

Dante Gomez is the best man at his best friend's wedding and wants the bachelor party to be absolutely epic, so he is paying to go to Paris with his friend's for a week before the wedding.

Dante has everything perfectly planned for the party - all he needs is a stripper for the night, but none of the girls on any website seem worthy enough.

He almost loses hope, until he bumps into a beautiful and innocent girl at the airport, who seems willing to do anything for help.

How far is Skye willing to go to get a ticket back home?

Cage

Description

Alex Carter has been sentenced to death after being framed for a crime she did not commit.

She has two months before she is killed, and has no way of proving her innocence because she can't afford a good lawyer.

The only option she has is to make her intimidating cell guard, Cage Anderson, fall in love with her and help her get out before her execution date.

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Adios, Au revoir, Sayonara, Ciao, Arrivederci, Bon voyage and Goodbye.

Lots of love and jelly tots- TPG