Haikyuu characters drunk:
Hinata: I wANNA sPIKE thE mOON
Kageyama: But who was the person who discovered milk and what were they doing with the cow
Suga: Is he alive or is he asleep
Daichi: *SHOUTING*
Asahi: WHAT IF THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW
Nishinoya: If I bounce high enough can I meet the dolphin who watches over the universe
Tsukki: Is he ever gonna stop complaining
Yamaguchi: Is he- yep okay he just- ye he just passed out he's fine
Oikawa: hAHAHAH I DONT NEED VOLLEYBALL ANYMORE I JUST NEED IWAA-CHHHAANAN IWAACHJANN HES ALL MIN E HIS ARMS ARE ALL MINE HIS PRETT Y FAC E ID MINE I LOVE HIM *Sobbing*
Iwaizumi: Hitting Oikawa so much I think we should call the police
Bokuto: THE FLOOR KEEPS SPINNING WE NEED TO HELP STOP IT BEFORE THE POOR FLOOR GETS DIZZY
Akaashi: Passed out
Kuroo: "Kuroo don- KUROO DONT FUCKING STRIP- KUROO WHAT THE- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT POLE-"
Kenma: Meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. Hiss scratch
Ushijima: *Whispers* I need to come to Shiratorizawa
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