Haikyuu Characters proposing:

KageHina:
Kageyama: *Kageyama throws the tiny box containing the ring at Hinata's head*
MARRY ME DUMBASS
Hinata: *is dead on the floor*

DaiSuga
Daichi: *Daichi gets down on one knee* Suga will you...
Suga: YES! *jumps on Daichi*

TsukkiYama
*Tsukki and Yamaguchi are at practice*
Yamaguchi: *is about to serve*
Tsukki: If you get an ace I'll marry you *walks away as he pushes up his glasses like the piece of salt he is*
Yamaguchi: *has fainted*

AsaNoya:
Nishinoya: *rolls into the room*
Asahi: ??????????
Nishinoya: *springs up onto one knee*
Asahi: ??????????????
Nishinoya: *holds open ring box*
Asahi: ????????????????????
Nishinoya: ROLLING MARRIAGE!
Asahi: ????????????????????????????????????

IwaOi:
Oikawa: Iwa-chan! Will you marry me?! *offers ring*
Iwaizumi: Shittykawa....*grabs ring*

KuroKen:
Kenma: *walks into room* Kuroo why did you put a ring in my ds???
Kuroo: *sips from coffee not bothering to turn around* You were really trying to beat that level
Kenma: ????????
Kuroo: I married us when you weren't paying attention *sips coffee*

BokuAka:
*Akaashi walks into their house and sees rose petals everywhere, candles are lit, perfume is in the air, etc.*
Akaashi: Are you proposing to someone Bokuto?
Bokuto: You bet *begins to pull out ring box* actually....Akaashi... I-
Akaashi: I pity that person *leaves the room*
Bokuto: *deadpans*

Me too^