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Do you ever just think when Karasuno grows up they'll probably have to buy condoms from Ukai's store do you just think like ah how will that turn out

Well now you'll know:

Daichi:
·He's one of the few who don't make it weird somehow. It's just another transaction right? Not to mention that Ukai's made it clear that whatever they do outside of volleyball is none of his business.

·Its not embarrassing until he gets to the counter to pay and has a moment of internal panic that this is very awkward. But Daichi's a master of keeping his composure while screaming internally all the while, so you'd never know.

Suga:

·He tries to play dumb when they're rung up: "Whoops, how did those get in there? Well, I guess I'll take them anyway. Doesn't hurt to have some, right?" Cue the forced bashful laughter.

·Its clear to everyone within a 5 mile radius that Suga is playing this up too much. Like it's painful to watch.

· Once out of the shop, Suga will show no mercy and pelt either the first person who laughs or the person who suggested the bet in the first place with the box.

Asahi:

·He has to buy at least four or five other things along with them in hopes that Ukai doesn't give the condoms a second thought.

·Except he kind of just grabs whatever is in arms reach in a tizzy without paying attention, so it's an interesting mix of things.

·He forgets how to breathe when Ukai rings his things up. You'd think that having his coach unfazed by all of this would make it less embarrassing, but the contrast in their demeanours makes it worse.

·You can bet Nishinoya will be the one to buy them from now on because he is scarred for life.

Nishinoya:

·Slams the box down onto the counter and looks at Ukai straight in the eyes, it's the only thing he's buying.

·Noya's got a dead serious look on his face the whole time. Coupled with the fact that he's standing in a power pose, makes the transaction feel more like a battle of wills than a simple interaction between a shopkeeper/Coach and his customer/pupil

·Seriously, Ukai is unnerved by this until Noya shouts out a thanks before leaving the shop, and hearing Tanaka's cry of "NOYA-SAN IS SO COOL!!" From outside

Tanaka:

·Tries the nonchalant whistling thing, which makes the whole process more suspect and embarrassing.

·"They're for my sister's.... Boyfriend..."

·He doesn't know why he went with that excuse. Even if Saeko had a boyfriend, neither of them would bother having Tanaka buy a box for them.

·Ukai's, "Good for them I guess?" Does nothing to alleviate any of Tanakas embarrassment.

Kageyama:

·He knows he's not smart and that everyone knows this as well, so he decides to tackle this issue by using this to advantage.

·Except he anticipates Ukai will say anything in the first place, and blurts out something totally unprompted..

·Ukai: "That'll be-"
·Kageyama: "What do you mean those aren't water balloons?"

·The following is the most tense five seconds of silence you'll ever see between these two.

·He's so red that Ukai is worried that Kageyama's head might explode. Or that he passes out on the spot, especially because he stops breathing..

Hinata:

·He thinks he can play it cool, but it's like watching a train wreck.

·He suddenly can't hear anything. There's so much blood rushing to his head that he can only hear that in his ears. Ukai tells him how much he owes and Hinata keeps repeating, "What?" Each time it happens.

·"Just... Take them, alright, Hinata?"

·Once he leaves the store, his face seems to be stuck in a smile that he doesn't react to anything anyone says or does to him. His soul has left his body. He's straight up astral projecting in front of the vending machines outside of the shop. Never make him do that again.

Tsukki:

·Like Daichi, he also does not make it weird. The glare from his glasses absolutely helps to hide anything in his eyes that might give away about feeling like an idiot the whole time.

·But you could replace the condoms with any other item in the store and everything would be exactly the same about this interaction.

·The rest of the team is mad because there was no point of having the loser of their bet do that if  the loser wasn't affected by it.

·But this eventually backfires on Tsukki because guess who Noya and Tanaka have playfully dubbed, "The Condom King." He hates it.

Yamaguchi:

·Hes a blend of Suga and Kageyama in this situation: "I thought those were rubber gloves! What? T-Those aren't mine!" (Which one is it, Yams?)

·Things get worse because the barcode scanner just won't scan the box and every second feels 10x longer than it actually is.

·At this point he's praying that no one else-sans the rest of the boys-has to bear the witness to this. If Yachi walked in and saw, he'd probably die.

Wow I finally updated what a surprise

Anyways sorry for being hecka inactive for the past days but I feel a lot better now !

Anyways things that has happened:

·Uh uh uhhh I moved

·Im stressing about my new school and having no friends and being lonely fORVEVERRRR

·I fell in love wITH MONOMA NEITO HES SO PRETTY OKAY BYE

AaaAAHH IM STRAIGHT

Also the new bnha ending iS SO FUCKINH CUTE AaHH

KATSUDEKU SCREECHES

TODODEKU SCREECHES

BAKUGOS HAI R

T O D O R O K I



Anyways ok I'm a lot better HAHAHA

Anyways I found my notebook where I was planning 10 ways to die and I couldn't stop laughing because I wrote out "what I was planning for each chapter" around 5am and I swear I was high

Also my handwriting is rly messy huehuehue

Oh yea and happy really late haikyuu day! (Which was on the 19th whoops)

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