Neymar: Ok, act normal guys

Douglas: What's normal?

Neymar: Don't play smart idiot

Douglas: Sassy aren't we

Dani: His definition of 'normal' is being chill

Adriano: Yes, act cool guys for the wife of Ney

Rafihna: If he's able to get her

Adriano: He's got her number

Rafihna: We all got if we saved her number

Adriano: You know what I mean dumb ass and you weren't even in the groupchat when she joined

Neymar: Guys SHUT THE FUCK UP

Dani: Ok guys

Neymar: Here we go

- Elena joins the group -

Douglas: Hi Elena

Dani: Whatsupp

Elena: Hi

Adriano: So I guess you know who we are

Elena: Monkeys

Adriano: ?

Dani: What the

Elena: I was joking....

Douglas: Well uhm tell us something about yourself

Elena: I love food, music. I want to be an designer one day

Dani: What brand?

Elena: Adidas or nike

Adriano: Going big aren't you?

Elena: Yes it's possible to dream so

Adriano: You got that right missy

Elena: Ok mister

Dani: So Neymar where you at

Adriano: He's looking if we flirt on his wife

Elena: Excuse me?

Neymar: Stupidos

Rafihna: Do you like football Elena?

Elena: Yes i do

Adriano: You see! Dream match guys

Rafihna: Shut up Adriano

Dani: Got a boyfriend Elena?

Elena: Uhm no? Than I wouldn't join this chat

Dani: Hmmm loyal

Elena: Should be?

Douglas: I've got that song stuck in my head

Neymar: Which one?

Douglas: Royals

Dani: Bro

Adriano: I've got also one song in my head

Dani: Tell us

Adriano: Marry me - Neymar jr

Elena: ??

Neymar: Eu vou matar você

Elena: I understand you

Neymar: What?

Elena: I'm half Portuguese

Adriano: I told you guys

Dani: It's a match

Adriano: I told you

Elena: You guys make me regret joining this group chat and wasting my time

Rafihna: Don't let them fool you

Douglas: They're little bitches

Adriano: But you all owe me

Elena: Oh we do?

Adriano: Yes

Elena: Why me?

Adriano: You will understand later

*Eu vou matar você = I will kill you