"So I suppose I'll do all the work as usual as you blab about untrue things." I said and kicked my feet up.

"Hey, the U.S government is spying on us!" Hyde argues.

"Uh huh, sure." I nodded my head as I wrote down the title.

"Cmon, do we really have to do this?" Hyde asked as he laid his head by my shoulder.

"Yes, Steven, we do. If we wanna pass this, we, I mean, I have to do this." I sighed.

Hyde began to take off his shirt, "I don't think we do."

"Steven, no. Do not tempt me with your sexiness." I pointed the pencil at him.

"What do you mean." Hyde asked as he grinned, putting his shirt on the couch.

"You know what I mean." I glared at him quickly before writing a topic sentence.

"Mhmm, what is it?" Hyde smiled as he slowly started to kiss my neck.

I sighed as I slammed the binder down, "Steven Hyde, stop it."

"Okay, okay. You scare me, so okay." Hyde nodded and put his shirt back on.

"Good, the way it should be." I nodded and picked he binder back up and began writing.

~~~~

"Are you almost done?" Hyde asked.

"Almost." I nodded, writing the rest of the conclusion up.

"Good, it's been two hours and I don't think I can take it anymore." Hyde groaned.

"Oh, can it, you big baby." I laughed.

"What?" Hyde laughed.

"You've done nothing but complain and sit on the couch while I've been writing this whole time." I huffed.

"I put my name on there. And I wrote a sentence when you went to the bathroom." Hyde pointed out.

"Yeah, but it didn't make sense so I had to erase it anyways." I rolled my eyes as I wrote the last sentence.

"I'm sorry, I'm not being a very good essay partner." Hyde frowned.

"No, you're not." I sighed.

"How about I make it up with sex?" Hyde nodded.

"No! Steven, sex will not make me forgive you." I close the binder up and set it on the coffee table.

"But my dad's not home and my bedroom's open." Hyde smirked.

"Tempting, but no." I stood up and stretched.

"See, cmon. It's been, what, two weeks since we did it last?" Hyde asked.

"Yeah, we can go two more weeks if you keep that attitude." I pointed to Hyde as I then pulled my knee to my chest, continuing to stretch.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry." Hyde frowned.

"You should be. Now, I could be mean and just walk out of this apartment, but I'm not that mean. Let's go to your bedroom." I smiled widely as Hyde immediately jumped up from the couch as we went into his bedroom.

~~~~

I looked in the mirror as Eric and Hyde were conversing a bit. They were talking because right as Hyde and I got 'done' Eric showed up. I fixed up my hair and I brushed my teeth and got deodorant on. Along with a little perfume. I opened the door and walked out.

"Oh, hey, Penny." Eric smiled.

"Hi." I yawned as I could tell I was losing my voice.

Hyde just chuckled as he watched me go to the kitchen. I was a bit sore already, but it was typical. I grabbed a banana and I unpeeled it and ate small bites of it.

"So, did you guys finish your report?" Eric asked.

"Yup, a big thanks to you." Hyde smiled as he put me on his lap.

I groaned in displeasure from my soreness, "Yeah, I did it all."

"You okay? You look a little tired?" Eric squinted at me.

"Oh, I'm fine." I took a bite from the banana.

"Alright, I'm going to the basement. You guys wanna come with?" Eric asked.

Hyde decide did he wanted to torture me or not, "Sure, let's go."

I groaned slightly as Hyde helped me up.

"You don't wanna go to the basement?" Eric asked.

"Oh, no, I do. I really do." I yawned as I slipped on a pair of tennis shoes.

"Of course you do." Hyde smiled as he wrapped his arm around me and we walked downstairs.

"Remind me to kill you." I said as we walked down a few stairs.

"Oops." Hyde smirked as we finally got to the cruiser.

~~~~

"So, did you hear?" Hyde asked me as we sat in the basement.

"Hear what?" I asked as I flipped through a Cosmo magazine.

"Eric's holding out on Donna." Hyde nodded.

"Oh, I heard Donna's holding out on Eric." I added.

"That's gotta be rough." Hyde frowned.

"Not really. It sounds kinda nice. You know, build your relationship without all the sex. I sometimes wanna do it to you but you're too good." I chuckled.

"You could never. You like our sex too much." Hyde says as he flipped through a MAD magazine.

"Eh, I don't think you could do it. You notice how when you suggest it, I turn it down? Yeah, you never turn down when I suggest." I pointed it out.

"You gotta point." Hyde nods as I laugh and kiss his cheek.

"Yeah. I always do." I say.

"Did you also know that sex is how women control men?" Hyde said.

"Huh, really? Are you saying that just so I have more sex with you?" I asked.

"Hmm? Oh, no. I mean, if it works." Hyde shrugged as I laughed and lightly hit his shoulder.

"Hey, but in the heat of the moment, I think we both enjoy it equally. You feel me?" I asked as I flipped the page.

"Oh, yeah. I think that too. See, Eric didn't believe me but hah, here I am." Hyde chuckled lightly.

"See, mistake number one. You always gotta know that the woman is enjoying it either as much as you, or she's even enjoying it more." I pointed out as Hyde put down his magazine.

"No way. A girl can't enjoy it more than a guy." Hyde argued.

"Uh huh. There is no way a guy can enjoy it more." I moved my hair out of my face.

"Let's leave it at that." Hyde chuckled and kissed my cheek gently.

"Alright." I smiled.

~~~~

Kelso started humming randomly then we all joined him. I grabbed Hyde's hand and held it. Leo laid down next to Hyde.

"Hey, dudes." Leo said.

"Leo, what're you doing here, man?" Hyde asked.

"Wow. That's a really good question, man." Leo said as I chuckled lightly.

"Leo?" Hyde asked after some silence.

"I'm working on it, man," Leo replied, "Chocodile?"

"The stars look so pretty. It's like, I could grab them, man." I said, reaching for the sky.

Before you think it's weird, we're all high as a kite. It makes nights better, especially when we're outside of town, laying on grass. I always thought watching the stars were so romantic.

"Wow, I love you, Penny. I don't quite understand why, but I do." Hyde looked at me and I looked back.

"What's that?" Kelso asked.

"You mean love?" I chuckled as Hyde kissed my cheek.

"No! In the Sky, those lights." Kelso points.

I return my attention to the sky, "Huh?"

"I think that's a UFO." Kelso responds.

"It's just a plane. They're all just planes." Fez said with no emotion.

"Yeah... well, we'll see about that." Kelso said, taking a picture with the camera.

"Penny, man, want my chocodile?" Hyde asked.

"I don't know which way you mean, but gimme it." I reached for the packaged food.

"Ah, kiss me." Hyde puckered his lips.

I laughed as I pushed his face and grabbed the chocolate covered Twinkie out of his hand.

"Hey!" Hyde frowned.

"Hah, I got it. Winner!" I laughed.

"You're lucky I love you." Hyde glared at me as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Aw, you do?" I said sarcastically as Hyde nodded.

~~~~

"Oh, hey Kelso." I said as he ran out of the basement.

"I'm outta here." Kelso ran past me.

"Okay?" I chuckled as I opened the basement door.

I saw Fez, Hyde, and Leo all standing in a group. They were laughing and cringing at the same time.

"Can somebody tell me why Kelso ran out of here very upset?" I asked and close the basement door. I sounded like a mom...

"We have his naked pictures." Hyde laughed as he showed me one but I looked away quickly.

"You guys are so mean to him." I chuckled as I hugged Hyde from behind.

"Eh." Hyde laughed.

I stood on my tiptoes as I kissed the back of Hyde's neck. I went over to look at the pictures of the so called "UFO".

It was definitely a plane.

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