Eric's Hot Cousin-40

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"Hey, guys, I'm thinking about getting a perm." Kelso said, looking at his hair through a mirror. Hyde walked in.

"Don't." I said as I continued to give Fez a shoulder massage.

"Eh, Hyde? Can I get the number of your guy?" Kelso asked as Hyde sat down.

I stifled a laugh as Hyde glared over at Kelso, "I don't have a guy, dumbass. This righteous moss is a gift from god."

I almost laughed once again but continued to give Fez a massage.

"God gave me a perm too, but he hit me below the belt." Fez smirked as I slapped his head lightly and playfully.

Eric then walked downstairs with cleaning supplies and he had on cleaning gloves. He looked even more like a woman than usual.

"What are you doing Forman?" Hyde asked.

"Or should I say woman Forman." I chuckled as Kelso and Fez also laughed.

"My stupid cousin Penny form Florida is coming this weekend, so my moms making me clean the basement." Eric explained as I looked at him and the gang looked at me. I looked back at them.

"Yeah, because I totally live in Florida and I'm Eric's cousin, dumbasses!" I yelled at the boys that were staring at me.

Eric sprayed some air freshener for about 10 seconds and then threw it in the bucket before hopping over the couch, "And I'm done."

"Hmm, Penny?" Hyde asked, wanting to know more about Eric's cousin.

"God, she was always such a tattletale." Eric frowned as I returned to giving Fez a shoulder massage and he melted in his seat once again.

"My turn." Kelso said, shoving Fez out of the way and sitting in his spot.

I shrugged as I started to give Kelso a shoulder massage as well and he also melted. I giggled as Kelso was smiling like a doofus.

"'Eric's stealing cookies!' 'Eric's playing with fire!' 'Eric's touching himself!'" Eric mocked his cousin.

"Yeah, but Eric got her back. He hit her with the old Bengay on the toothbrush. And the over-the-shoulder wedgie. And the butt-face gas attack." Kelso giggled.

"Butt-face gas attack?" Fez asked.

"I'll show you later." Kelso said to Fez as I shook my head.

"She sounds interesting. Not just because we have the same name, but because she likes to pull pranks on you." I smiled over to Eric as I deepened the massage and Kelso groaned out.

"Ah, Forman. My favorite was when you trapped her in the revolving door at the library and kept spinning her." Hyde said as he remembered who Eric's cousin was.

"Yeah, She ralphed, And then she had to keep walking around in the puddle- oh, that reminds me, how are you feeling, Pen?" Kelso asked me as Eric chuckled.

"I think it's just a bug, it'll be gone in a day or so." I shrugged.

"Penny, you should go to the doctor." Hyde said.

"I'm fine, I don't need your help. It's just a stomach bug. I probably just ate something bad." I shrugged once more, continuing to rub Kelso's shoulders.

"You wouldn't be throwing up for two weeks if you did." Eric pointed out.

"Maybe it's the stomach flu." I sighed out.

"Stomach flu lasts for 3 days." Hyde pointed out as I rolled my eyes.

"Guys, I'm fine." I said with loudness in my voice.

"Penny, I am worried for you. You should see a-" Fez started.

"I'm fine! For the last time, I. Am. Fine!" I huffed and walked out of the basement to my house.

Maybe they are right. Maybe I should see a doctor...

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"What are you doing here?" I tapped my foot as Hyde was standing in my doorway.

"I'm taking you to the doctor. Get some damn shoes on and get in the El Camino." Hyde demanded.

"Hyde, I swear to god I'm fine." I yelled at him and crossed my arms.

"You are not, Penny! Now get in the damn car before I carry you there!" Hyde yelled back as I groaned, knowing I wasn't getting out of this one.

"Fine." I sighed and slipped on my boots and got into Hyde's car.

He drove me to the doctors office and it was an awkward silence. We just listened to the radio as I played with my hands, not quite sure what to do with them.

"What do you think it is?" Hyde asked quickly.

"I don't know." I looked out the window, answering immediately after the question was asked.

"Well, were here." Hyde took in a deep breath and sighed it out.

I just nodded my head and got out of the El Camino. We entered the doctors office and I walked to the front desk. Hyde followed behind.

"Hi, I was wondering if I could have an appointment today?" I asked.

"Mhmm, name?" The lady asked.

"Penny Martins." I responded.

"Okay, take a seat. It'll be about 5 minutes." The lady smiled and wrote down some things.

Great, 5 long minutes of silence with Hyde. I sighed and sat down, picking up a magazine. I flipped to the first page of the Cosmo magazine.

"Do you think you-" Hyde started but I cut him off.

"I don't know." Is all I said as he nodded and shut up.

After reading through half of the magazine, my name was called by a female nurse.

"Penny Martins?" She asked with a clipboard in hand.

I stood up and put on a fake smile towards the Nurse. Hyde asked if he should come and I nodded. I wanted him here, I mean, after all, he was the one that took me here.

"Okay, so, what seems to be the problem?" The nurse asked, bringing me in the room.

"Well, I've been throwing up excessively for the past two weeks almost. I've been nauseous, my stomach hurts here and there." I said.

"Alright. Have you been feeling bloated a bit?" The nurse asked as she wrote down on paper.

"Well, yeah, I guess." I nodded.

The nurse hummed, "Cramping? Constipation?"

"Uh... a little, yeah." I said slowly.

"Okay, have you missed your period?" The nurse questioned.

"Um, I don't know. I have another week." I said as my feet swing lightly off the bed.

"Are you sexually active?" The nurse continued asking questions.

I understood what she was getting at, "Y-Yes."

"When was the last time you had sexual intercourse?" The nurse continued bombarding me with questions.

"Uh, th-three or four weeks ago." I gulped, now getting nervous.

I could tell Hyde was too.

"Okay, were gonna run a pregnancy test because right now, that's all that is coming to mind. I'll be back in about two minutes." The nurse smiled and walked out.

"Steven, what if I'm-" Now it was Hyde's turn to cut me off.

"No, no, you're not. You're on he pill, remember?" Hyde asked.

"Yeah- Wait, wait. Dammit, Steven. The last time we did it, I forgot to take a pill." I said, now full on freaking out.

"No, Penny, no. You can't be pregnant. You're not. No." Hyde shook his head and stood up, now pacing the room.

"Steven, what if I am?" I looked at him worriedly.

"You're not, Penny, you hear me? You are not." Hyde looked at me dead in the eyes.

The nurse walked back in and handed me a cup to pee in. She said to go use the bathroom real quick and I did. I came back in the room and gave it to her. She told us it would be a couple of days until the results would come back and she would call me. Those next few days were going to be nerve racking.

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When I returned home, I got to meet the lovely Penny. She was actually very nice and we clicked almost instantly. She also told me she was going to pull a prank on Eric where it seemed like they actually weren't real cousins by blood and trick him into almost kissing her. I thought it was gonna be really funny.

I decided to walk over to Jackie's and see what she was up to. I opened her bedroom door and her and Donna were asleep under a light. They both looked like lobsters. I couldn't help but chuckle.

"Um, guys?" I yelled and giggled as they woke up.

"Huh?" Donna rubbed her eyes.

"Oh, my god. Donna you're totally burned." Jackie said as she took off her sunglasses.

"What?" Donna picked up a mirror and gasped before turning it over so Jackie could see herself.

"What have you done to me?" Jackie gasped as well.

"Me? This was your stupid idea!" Donna shouted back.

"Did you call me stupid?" Jackie asked, a hint of aggressiveness in her voice.

"Should I even ask why?" I asked as I sat down on Jackie's bed.

"We were trying to tan to be like Eric's stupid cousin." Jackie rolled her eyes.

"Y'know, she's actually really funny. I like her." I smiled and crossed my legs.

Donna and Jackie began hitting each other on their sunburn and I just cringed watching them, but you laughed along. Jackie would laugh out of pain as well.

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It was late at night and I couldn't find Hyde anywhere. I want to talk to him about a few things so I decided to ask Eric. I walked in his room to see his cousin doing yoga and Eric was watching her. Sick bastard.

I smiled, "Hey, Eric, have you seen Steven anywhere?"

"Oh, um, check outside. He might be playing basketball or something." Eric shrugged as Penny looked over to me and smiled.

"Oh, okay. Thanks. And Penny, I love that shirt, it looks so nice on you. Really flatters your stomach." I complimented her.

"Aww, thanks!" Penny smiled once more as I just nodded and walked out of the room.

It's true, she had a nice body and could rock a crop top so easily. I walked downstairs and went outside. And there he was, playing basketball. I walked outside and he shot an easy layup.

"Hey." I smiled, grabbing the ball from him.

"Oh, Penny, hey." Hyde gave me a small smile as I set the basketball down.

"Um, I needed to talk to you. If that's okay." I shrugged and shoved my hands in my pockets.

"Alright. What do you need?" Hyde asked casually, leaning up against the pole.

"I wanna tell you something." I said nervously, playing with my hands.

"Mhmm- shit, you're telling me you're pregnant?" Hyde asked, his eyes going wide.

"No, no, I haven't gotten a call yet. I just wanted to say, breaking up with you... it wasn't my idea. My mom forced me." I said slowly and sighed out, looking at my shoes.

"What?" Hyde's face scrunched up.

"Yeah. It wasn't my choice at all. My mom thought you were a bad influence to me and my schoolwork. I'm sorry, Hyde, I really am. And if I am pregnant, I think my mom might literally kill me." I pointed out as I leaned against the basketball pole.

"If you are pregnant, were having this baby. I don't want you to ever think about not having it." Hyde shook his head as he studied the ground.

"Hyde, we don't even know if I'm pregnant. Alright? There's nothing you need to worry about until we figure out what's wrong. Hell, it could be my appendix." I shrugged.

"You're right. I don't wanna stress about this anymore than I have to." Hyde agreed.

"You? You don't have to stress about this! You're not gonna be the one who's pregnant." I yelled at Hyde.

"Yeah, but it'll be my fault if you are. So yes, I am stressing. I don't wanna see you hurt, alright?" Hyde looked at me with hurt in his eyes.

"Alright, I'm sorry for yelling at you." I sighed out and tapped my foot on the cement.

We stood there in silence as I thought about everything that was going on. It was a lot to take in. I didn't want to be a mother and I don't think Hyde wants to be a father...

"Steven... I'm scared." I said, my breath shaky.

"Shh, Penny, don't be. We'll figure everything out, alright?" Hyde asked as he pulled me into a hug.

"Alright." I nodded slowly into his shoulder as I wrapped my arms around him.

I don't think I've ever felt this way about anyone else in my life.

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Hellooooooo!!!

This chapter is crappy and it didn't go too much with the storyline of the episode, but as you can see, Hyde and Penny are going through A LOT! Jeesh, it's gonna be rough!!

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