Eric's False Alarm-43 *DONE WITH EDITING*

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It was a chill day in the basement, just Fez, Hyde, and I. I was sitting on the couch next to Fez messing with his hair here and there. Jackie walked in the basement wearing her usual work getup.

"Okay, boys- and Penny, I brought cheese samples from work." Jackie said, smiling.

Every time she came back from work, she reeked of cheese. But, you get used to it if you live in Wisconsin.

"What's wrong with them?" Hyde asked, wanting to know why Jackie would bring us back cheese in the first place.

"Nothing. Well, they were in the trash." Jackie explained as I took the cheese out of her hands and examined the tightly sealed package.

I shrugged as Hyde looked at me, "You're not gonna eat that, are you?"

"Um, it's still in its packaging, it's good, right?" I asked.

"Cool." Hyde nodded.

"Bring it over." Fez responded as I tossed him the cheese bag.

Kelso walked in as Jackie sat next to me. Hyde and Fez shared the cheese bag together.

"Hey," Kelso said, "You know how my brother locks me in a closet with a pillow case full of dead fish until the stink makes me cry?"

Kelso walked over to the freezer and grabbed a popsicle out of it. I reached over Fez to grab some cheese. We all just stared at Kelso weirdly.

"Well, while I was in there, I heard him make a phone call. And it seems that he's got a little surprise for Donna tonight. The honeymoon suite at that French motel in Kenosha." Kelso said, pushing me out of the middle of the couch and setting me on Hyde's lap.

I frowned as Hyde just smirked. But, I had to continue our act of hating each other so I pushed myself off of Hyde and sat down on the ground by Fez.

"The Le Motel?" Jackie asked.

"Oh no. It sounds like Donna and Casey are going to le do it." Fez said in all seriousness.

"Oh, yeah. Eric's gonna freak out when we tell him." Kelso chuckled.

"And why would we tell him?" Hyde asked.

"To watch him freak out." Kelso answered.

"Kelso, he's gonna take it really hard, man." Hyde said like he actually cared.

"Since when do you care about other peoples feelings?" I asked Hyde.

"We just need to keep our mouths shut." Hyde said.

"Wow, that is very considerate of Eric's feelings," Kelso nodded slowly, "What the hell, man?"

"See, what's up with you?" I asked as we all looked at Hyde.

"I just think that we all need to zip it. Especially you." Hyde said, pointing at Fez.

"Hey, I can keep a secret," Fez argued, "I didn't tell Kelso you took 5 bucks from his wallet."

Hyde looked at Fez intensely, wanting to beat him up. But Kelso, on the other hand, was shocked.

"Hyde!" Kelso exclaimed.

"None of you guys can keep a secret." Jackie smiled.

"Well, you sure can, especially when it's about you kissing other guys." Kelso said to Jackie.

"Kelso, remember how many times you've cheated on Jackie?" I asked him.

"Hey, I can share your secret about you and a little someone." Kelso glared at me as I gasped.

"You wouldn't!" I stood up from the ground.

"Oh but I would." Kelso smiled.

"Don't you dare."

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"Well, I called the Le Motel. Fez, you were right. Casey has a reservation for tonight." Eric sighed out as we were all getting high in the circle.

"And Hyde, you were right, I cannot keep a secret." Fez nodded slowly.

"Speaking of secrets, look what I found in Jackie's cheese," Kelso lifted up a phone number with the name Phil on it, "Some guy Phil's phone number. I can't take this anymore. I just know it, Hyde. She's cheating on me again."

"Kelso, don't jump to conclusions. Maybe I don't care." Hyde said to the stoned 18 year old.

"I'm sure that Jackie's not cheating on you, Kelso. Jackie's not like that. Well, like you." I shrugged as Kelso frowned at me.

"Forman, man, you gotta be cool about this Donna thing, or she's gonna know you're jealous. You can't be all Simon and Garfunkel. You gotta get Bruce Springsteeny." Hyde said to the other stoned teen.

"But, when a guy is jealous, he looks really hot." I pointed out as Hyde playfully rolled his eyes at me.

"Woah, hey, you guys. I'm not jealous. I'm just looking out for her. I mean, Donna's practically a sister to me." Eric explained slowly as he looked between all of us.

"Eric, if she was like a sister to you, you wouldn't have kissed her or had sex with her." I whispered over to Eric as he then shuddered.

"Look, Maybe Donna and Casey won't even do it tonight. I'd call it 50-50." Hyde thinks.

"You would?" Eric asks hopefully.

"Oh, I'd be wrong. But I'd call it that to keep you from doing something stupid." Hyde said.

"Forman, you gotta do something stupid," Kelso frowned, trying to show authority, "Sitting around feeling helpless all day. That isn't healthy. That's why I'm gonna stalk Jackie."

Fez was in his own little world as he held a piece of Swiss cheese up to his eye, "You know, I really love things with holes. Swiss cheese, donuts, inner tubes. I don't know what it is about a hole, it just feels good."

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"Hyde." I said as Hyde pressed another kiss to my lips.

"Hyde." I said slightly louder as he kissed my neck.

"Steven J Hyde!" I yelled as Hyde looked at me with wide stoned eyes.

Hyde always looked so hot after being high a few minutes ago. That always made the best sex too.

"What, baby?" Hyde asked as he rubbed his eye.

"I feel guilty about us." I sighed out as I continued to sit on his lap, straddling him in the front seat of his El Camino.

"What's there to feel guilty about?" Hyde asked as his eyes had a red tint to them from the drug.

"The gang has no idea about it. I haven't even told Donna yet." I exclaimed.

"Eh, we'll be fine." Hyde shrugged as he went to start kissing my neck again.

"Hyde." I whined as I pushed him off of me.

"Penny." Hyde also whined, mimicking me.

"I wanna tell them." I said aloud.

"We will later, I promise." Hyde smiled lightly as he put his hands on my waist.

"Alright. You're the best." I smiled as I have Hyde a kiss on the lips.

"I'm well aware, babe."

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"Tingly-in-the-pants feelings." Eric said as I walked back down into the basement after getting a pop.

I handed Hyde one as I sat on the ground in front of him. I cracked open the can of pop and took a slip.

"I didn't need to know that, Forman." I said as I sighed and leaned on Hyde's chair.

"I think that admitting that you still love Donna is an important step. Because it reopens the door for this," Kelso paused and broke out into song, "Eric loves Donna! Eric loves Donna!"

We all chuckled as I set my pop down on the table and I tapped my fingers on Hyde's boots that were on either side of me.

"Look, you guys, I don't love her." Eric said.

"Then explain why you went all the way to Kenosha to break up Donna and Casey and apparently have tingly pants feelings for Donna. You obviously love her, Eric. Don't be ashamed." I said as I glared at Hyde in the last sentence and elbowed him in the shin.

"See, this is just like a Southern tragedy. Tennessee Williams but with cheese. I'm taking advanced English." Fez said as he held up a bag of cheese.

"Oh, man, I got to go to the mall. I'm late to stalk Jackie." Kelso said before leaving the basement and Fez following behind him.

Eric jumped over the couch and laid across it, "I just... I can't believe Donna's in a motel room with him right now."

"Man, I don't like it either. But there is one thing you can do. I believe you have a stack of Playboys underneath your bed?" Hyde questioned as I looked up at him.

"No, no. Don't listen to him-"

"Go use em." Hyde said as he stood up and walked out of the basement and I was close to follow.

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"Still sleeping, h- oh my god!" I heard Eric yell as Hyde and I bolted awake.

"The hell?" I yawned as I saw Eric and my eyes were wide.

"Oh, shit, Forman. You didn't see anything. And, uh, what did you want?" Hyde asked as I laid back down on Hyde's cot.

"Nothing now!" Eric exclaimed.

"Don't tell anyone you saw us. It's a secret." I pointed at the scrawny teen and he nodded and quickly ran out of Hyde's room.

"I swear if he tells anyone, I'm kicking his ass."

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