"Hey, baby, whatcha doing?" I skip over to Hyde as I see Eric and Fez with him.

"We're going on a road trip." Hyde smiled widely as he kissed me on the lips quickly.

"A road trip? Without inviting me?" I put my hands on my hips.

"To be fair, Donna and Jackie aren't coming." Eric responded.

"But, what if I wanna go?" I asked as I traced my hand on Hyde's arm lightly.

"We're getting beer from Canada, I didn't think you'd wanna come." Hyde shrugged, trying not to fall for my tricks.

"But I love beer." I gasped.

"Fine, she can come, but only if you aren't making out with Hyde the whole time." Eric glared at us.

"Let's haul ass to Canada!" Fez yelled as Eric quickly shushed him.

"Hey, shh. Fez, if my dad finds out that we're going to Canada... uh, for beer, no less, he's gonna start killing people. Okay?" Eric lightly laughed.

"Alright!" Kelso ran from the back of the garage, "Canada! Woohoo! Beer!"

Kelso blasts an air horn as I cover my ears and frown. Kelso just smiles and laughs as we all look at him disappointingly.

"Kelso, you're not going." Eric said.

"What? Why not?" Kelso asked.

"Because this is a risky mission. You tend to screw things up." Hyde points out as I nod.

"Yo, that is a damnable lie." Kelso frowns.

"Okay," Eric steps over by Kelso, "Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door and you lit it in the car on the way over?"

"Yeah, I wanted to see it all flamey." Kelso explained.

I laughed as Hyde wrapped an arm around my torso and kissed my cheek. I laid my head on his chest as Kelso and Eric continued to argue. Then Kelso said he would pay for gas money and for the beer, then Eric said he could go along.

Leo was in the back of the car for whatever reason, So Hyde and I went into the trunk of the car. There was a blanket back there so I covered up with it, but then Hyde stole it. He covered himself up with it as Leo tried to explain why he was in the cruiser, se we let him stay.

I grabbed the blanket but then Hyde slid over by me and we shared the blanket. I laid down on Hyde's chest as he pulled me closer to him. I smiled as I kissed his lips as I leaned forward and the car was in motion. Hyde pulled me on top of him as he started kissing me.

"Hyde." I whisper yelled.

"What?" Hyde asked as he was looking at me oddly.

"Stop staring at me like that." I looked at Hyde.

"You just called me Hyde... you always call me Steven now." Hyde frowned.

"Sorry, Steven." I laughed.

"Anyways, why'd you tell me to stop?" Hyde asked.

"Remember what Eric said?" I asked him.

"Hey, he can't see us, and what is he gonna do? Make us tuck and roll?" Hyde chuckled as he brought me back to him and kissed me passionately.

~~~~

"Wow. What a view." Eric smiled.

"Just like a postcard." Hyde added.

"It is so beautiful I could cry." Fez agreed.

"It's just beer." I pointed to the full trunk of beer.

"Oh, sure, drinking looks like fun, and all the "cool kids" do it. But it leads you down to a sad, lonely, confused path, man." Leo says.

"Damn, that was deep, Leo." I nodded as I leaned up against a tree.

"You know why they call it beer?" Leo asked.

"No. Why?" Eric asked as Hyde grabbed my hand and pulled me over to him.

"I'm just curious, man." Leo shrugged as I chuckled.

"Man, now where are we supposed to sit? Our secret make out place is gone." Hyde chuckled.

"It is not so secret if you just told us." Fez pointed out.

"You two will not sit next to each other." Eric pointed at Hyde and I.

I frowned as Hyde did too. I then cracked a smile as we were ready to hit the road. Until Fez started freaking out about not having his green card. We then decided to hide him with the beer, hoping he wouldn't get caught.

I sat up front with Eric and Kelso as Hyde and Leo sat in back with Fez with the beer. Probably a bad choice, but he didn't have his green card.

~~~~

We got to the border and we were ready to get back to good old Wisconsin.

"Alright, just act cool, we got nothing to hide." Hyde said.

"You got something to hide, eh?" The Canadian border patrol man said.

"No, no. He said we've got nothing to hide." Eric corrected.

"Yeah, maybe backseat should be quiet." I glared at Hyde.

"Well, around here, we don't make a point of saying we got nothing to hide if we've really got nothing to hide." The man said.

"Cultural differences. Wow." Eric laughed uncomfortably.

"We're all Americans, everyone of us." Kelso said as I shoved him and threw him in back with Hyde and Leo.

"Alright... move along." The man said.

"Yay." I smiled.

"Thank you." Eric said as he put his hands on the steering wheel.

A bottle cap opens as the man says, "Stop right there."

I roll my eyes as we just blew our cover. I looked to the back of the car as the man uncovered Fez. I sighed heavily as I looked at Eric with disappointment.

~~~~

We were in the station, being lectured by the Canadian officers. And by Leo, saying "I'm not gonna tell you I told you so, but I told you so." Yeah, I don't understand Leo sometimes, but he's chill. We then were trying to explain to the clueless Canadian men that Fez just lost his green card.

"Lost green card? Seems a little convenient, eh?" One Canadian asked.

I couldn't help but chuckle whenever the Canadians said "eh". It was funny to me, I don't quite know why.

"You got us," Hyde turned to look at the Canadian, "We're here to take over your country."

"Steven Hyde!" I yelled at him.

Hyde just laughed as he wrapped his arm around my waist, hoping that I wouldn't hit him. I wasn't planning on it.

"Yeah, I know that seems funny when you say stuff like that," Eric explained after fake laughing, "But, um, don't."

"No one leaves until we get answers, eh?" The Canadian officer says.

I chuckled once more as Hyde just looked at me weirdly. I continued to laugh quietly as I hugged Hyde's chest.

"Eeeh?" The other Canadian said as I busted out laughing and everyone else in the gang started to laugh as well.

"Eh?" They both say loudly together and I basically fall off of Hyde's lap, doubling over in laughter.

I stayed with Hyde once they asked to interrogate us.

"What are you doing in Canada?" One Canadian asks.

"We're part of an elite high school terrorist team. Strike force Wisconsin!" Hyde answers.(you guys don't know how much I love this line😂)

"Steven!" I laugh.

"Is that true, eh?" The other Canadian asks.

"No," I laughed, "Were just here to get beer and leave."

"What's your business in Canada?" They ask.

"Beer." I responded.

"What's your reason for coming to Canada, Eh?" The Mountie asked.

"Beer." I responded.

"I'm here to nail Margaret Trudeau." Hyde responded.

"Steven." I groan as Hyde prepares for me to hit him.

He giggles cutely as I put his hand down and kiss him on the cheek.

"That's not what I was expecting." Hyde laughed.

I then kissed him on the lips gently and Hyde went to start making out but I stopped kissing him and went back to answering the interrogation questions.

We were done and everyone else was brought back in the room. Then the Canadians stood in front of us.

"You guys are in real trouble if you did what we think you did." They said as I looked at them weirdly.

"What do you think we did?" Eric asked.

"What do you think we think you did?" The Mountie asks.

"What do you think we think you think we did?" Hyde asks.

"Something... involving a foreign kid in the back of a car, that much is for sure." The other Mountie responded.

"I'm so confused." I shook my head.

"And now, we're gonna get some answers." The Mountie on the left replied.

"What are you gonna do, torture us?" Hyde asked.

"Yeah. You gonna make us listen to Anne Murray records?" Kelso asked as well.

Kelso and Hyde look at each other and start laughing. The rest of us just let out a small laugh or two before the Mounties cut us off.

"Hey, she's a wonderful performer. And you're not funny!" The Mountie on the right pointed at Kelso.

"No. no. I think what we're gonna do is call your parents." The left Mountie said.

"Oh, Red is going to kill you." Fez says to Eric quickly.

Eric looks back at Fez and Fez put on a straight face.

"I mean... Ooby dibby dooby." Fez says.

The Mountie picks up the phone and Kelso gasps, "No! We had to smuggle Fez. It was the only way for him to see this great country with its spacious skies and... fruited waves of plain.  And..."

That's when Kelso started singing Canada's song. Then we all started singing it and Leo ended up joining. It actually wasn't half bad. The Mounties joined in and it was fairly good.

"You sure are good kids." The Mountie says.

"Thanks, man." Leo says.

"You know, there must be some way to put this all behind us." The Mounties nodded.

"We'll give you our beer." Kelso said quickly.

The two Mounties gasped, "Oh, God bless you, son!"

Fez pulls out a green card from his shoe and looks at it, "My green card! I hid it in my right shoe for safekeeping. I even made up a rhyme so I would remember. My green card in my right shoe. something, something, right shoe."

The Mounties grab it and look at it as Eric explains it was a misunderstanding. Then Hyde says we'll just take the beer and leave but the Mounties stop us, saying that Kelso told them the beer was theirs. Sadly, we left Canada, beerless.

~~~~

"Guys, I have to admit something. I love Anne Murray. She puts me in a mood." Fez smiles sweetly.

"So, guys, next time, instead of going to Canada, let's just stay here and pretend we're in Canada." Eric suggests.

"Hey, you know, if Fonzie ever played a Mountie in Happy Days he'd go, "Aaaay, eh?"" Kelso laughed.

We all ended up laughing hysterically. All in all, it was a great night.