xlii.

MINJEE:
so i was playing hide and seek
with my cousins when i was a
kid and i was as quiet as a mouse.

MINJEE:
meece in plural.

ARA:
oh i was there! i remember.

NAMJOON:
meece?

NAMJOON:
did you just say meece?

JUNGKOOK:
she did.

MINJEE:
and then one of my cousins
found me on top of the fridge
even though i was quiet the
whole time. like a meece.

NAMJOON:
oh my god she said meece—

ERI:
ain't that the plural of moose?

JIMIN:
i thought it was meeceses.

HOSEOK:
guys how do you swallow
a tablet T—T

HOSEOK:
i've chugged 5 glasses of water
and it didn't go in. why do i feel
like a child who still struggles to
swallow medicine.

YOONGI:
what do you need the
medicine for?

HOSEOK:
constipation.

YOONGI:
oh.. good luck.

NAMJOON:
TMI hobi TMI—

JIMIN:
you push it deep down in your
throat? or maybe just leave the
tablet in your mouth with water
and let it melt.

JIMIN:
that's what i always do :3

SEOKJIN:
crush it and cry because it's bitter.

HOSEOK:
i'm not crushing it because
the taste is traumatizing.

YOONA:
i hate tablets.

YOONA:
jin knows how much i despise
them. tablets are my worst
enemies but pills are ok. i think
he witnessed me choking on a
tablet once.

SEOKJIN:
i thought you were gonna die.

YOONA:
i thought so too, babe :(

JUNGKOOK:
no flirting in the groupchat please.

JIMIN:
TELL THAT TO YOURSELF
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
IN THE LIVESTREAM—

JUNGKOOK:
NO STOP SHUSH NO.

JUNGKOOK:
MINJEE IM SORRY.

MINJEE:
it's okay.

ERI:
am i missing something here?

TAEHYUNG:
@yoona what's the difference?

YOONA:
pills are softer.
tablets are solid SOLID.

YOONA:
pills are the jelly jelly ones.

NAMJOON:
isn't that capsules?

ARA:
aren't capsules pills?

MINJEE:
my mom always told me to move
the tablet with your tongue towards
the entrance of your throat and
then swallow in one go. @hoseok

NAMJOON:

no, tablets are pills.

ARA:
whAT in the sorcery—

JIMIN:
i thought pills are the
jelly jelly ones.

HOSEOK:
GUYS IT DOESN'T WANNA GO
DOWN MY THROAT. IT'S STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY TONGUE.

NAMJOON:
capsules are the jelly jelly ones.

HOSEOK:
CAN I JUST SHOVE IT
DOWN MY THROAT???

TAEHYUNG:
move it closer with your tongue.
put it in the back of your throat.

TAEHYUNG:
tongue technology man.

YOONGI:
someone called?

HOSEOK:
IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO
IN AND I'M PANICKING.

MINJEE:
put it in the tip of your tongue.
and as you drink, your tongue
and water will do its thing 😃

HOSEOK:
i'm going to get bloated after this.

JUNGKOOK:
i'm sitting on the couch watching
hobi hyung struggling in front me
this is so fun to watch.

JUNGKOOK:
he literally has one
liter of water.

JUNGKOOK:
rip bladder.

ARA:
is noone gonna ask how hoseok
is texting perfectly while he's
struggling to swallow a pill?

TAEHYUNG:
i'm curious about that too.
is the water not spilling out?

JUNGKOOK:
it definitely did.
it spilled on the carpet.

JUNGKOOK:
scratch that, there's a whole
tsunami here.

YOONA:
i thought pills are the other
word for capsules. and tablets
are just... tablets.

NAMJOON:
let me check real quick. brb.

HOSEOK:
NOOO I THOUGHT I DID IT.
WHY IS IT STILL THERE 😭

ERI:
my dad used to put a tablet in
a banana and then i eat it.

ERI:
i don't recommend because i
didn't get to swallow the tablet.

MINJEE:
imagine biting into a tablet.

JUNGKOOK:
you don't have to imagine. we
already did it once in our lives 😌

JIMIN:
my mom forced it down
my throat :D

TAEHYUNG:
same.
and then i puked it back up.

ARA:
relatable.

HOSEOK:
suddenly i forgot how to swallow.

YOONGI:
i'm imagining a jung hoseok
choking from trying to swallow
a tablet.

NAMJOON:
i'm back and i can tell you i did
my research. capsules aren't pills.
tablets are.

JIMIN:
@hoseok did you divide it into

two? so it's small and easier to
swallow.

TAEHYUNG:
^^

HOSEOK:
i have half of them inside
my mouth right now.

ERI:
won't that taste even bitter—

HOSEOK:
i've been working on half the
tablet for the past 15 minutes
and jungkook is just watching
me in amusement.

HOSEOK:
what a great younger brother T—T

JUNGKOOK:
aw thanks hyung :)

YOONA:
this is why i hate tablets.

SEOKJIN:
hobi, pretend you have jelly on
your tongue. and pretend that
you'll die if you don't drink water.

HOSEOK:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
PRETEND IT'S JELLY WHEN
ITS POWDERY 😭😭

SEOKJIN:
pretend your realllllly thirsty.

JUNGKOOK:
oh he did it.

HOSEOK:
OMG I DID IT.

HOSEOK:
YAYYYYYYY!!

HOSEOK:
I DID IT.

HOSEOK:
I DID IT.

NAMJOON:
congrats man!!

MINJEE:
yayyy!

JIMIN:
NICE ONE HYUNG !!👍💜🥳

HOSEOK:
THANKS GUYS I FEEL
PROUD OF MYSELF

HOSEOK:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOSEOK:
time for the other half.

ERI:
I-

MINJEE:
oh my gosh.

YOONGI:
nice. another 15 minutes
of torture.

HOSEOK:
so basically i tilted my head up
to the ceiling and let the tablets
flow down. it's easier now that
i got it :')

YOONGI:
yeah we know how to
swallow medicine.

NAMJOON:
OH THEY ARE ALL CALLED
PILLS.

NAMJOON:
pills is the general term. capsules
and tablets is a form of pill.

ERI:
you idiot. i knew they were
called pills since the very start.

NAMJOON:
but you all thought tablets aren't
pills. so you're all idiots too :(

JIMIN:
i'm just gonna say tablets are
tablets and pills are the other
word for capsules.

YOONA:
^ what he said.

JUNGKOOK:
^^i agree with shortie on this one.

NAMJOON:
TABLETS ARE PILLS TOO.

YOONA:
no.

ERI:
no.

JIMIN:
nope.

NAMJOON:
how can yall live while enjoying
false information? this is like,

le ignorance.

TAEHYUNG:
our whole life is a lie. as if
another lie would break us.

NAMJOON:
well there are more idiots
compared to smarts in this
world :/

NAMJOON:
democracy doesn't work
on science.

JUNGKOOK:
you don't have to rub it
on our faces like that :(

NAMJOON:
I'M KIDDING

YOONGI:
well technically you're also a
part of the idiots side too since
you didn't know that pills was
the general term.

NAMJOON:
true but i'm the smarter idiot.

SEOKJIN:
still an idiot tho HAHAH

NAMJOON:
i mean who's not an idiot?
we're all idiots. life is idiot.

SEOKJIN:
a smarter idiot who doesn't
have the intellectual capacity
to cut onions.

NAMJOON:
why is that intellectual capacity 💀

SEOKJIN:
I MEAN CAPABILITY.
AUTOCORRECT.

NAMJOON:
but isn't cooking more of
courage and skills rather
than intellect?

NAMJOON:
i know how to cut onions i
have been practicing 😤

SEOKJIN:
you cut them backwards.

JIMIN:
isn't cooking common sense?

JIMIN:
too hot lower down the heat.
too cold turn up the heat.

JUNGKOOK:
AHSHJHAHSAS.

JIMIN:
you smell something burning
turn the heat off.

HOSEOK:
namjoon and jin hyung be arguing
while im here celebrating my
biggest accomplishment in life.

TAEHYUNG:
what about your dance company.

HOSEOK:
.. second biggest accomplishment
in life.

JUNGKOOK:
i don't think jimin noticed
i called him short.

JIMIN:
oh i did alright. i just
chose to ignore it.

JUNGKOOK:
ah. uhm... well you see bud.

JIMIN:
...

JUNGKOOK:
i was just kidding :D

JUNGKOOK:
you know like good ol' friends.

JUNGKOOK:
joking around...

JIMIN:
it's okay. i have the power to
kick you out of this group when
i want to because i'm the admin.

JUNGKOOK:
well you see—

JUNGKOOK:
my phone—

JUNGKOOK:
was hacked.

JUNGKOOK:
and the hacker thought i was
taller than you which is obviously...
true but that's not the point here.

JUNGKOOK:
ahahah silly ol' hacker.
read by all, 09:39 PM.

JIMIN removed JUNGKOOK from the group!

TAEHYUNG:
yo this shit wild.

a/n; this is so random 🗿 if you have any requests or ideas, don't be afraid to tell me here or thru dms heehee <3