chapter 25.

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"THE FIVE AMIGHOES"

(28)NEW MESSAGES FROM T5A . . .

JIMIN:
good morning people!!

JIMIN:
i hope you have a
wonderful day ahead.

JIMIN:
with a great breakfast,
a good lunch, and a tasty
dinner for tonight.

JIMIN:
don't forget to always stay
positive and never give up,
kapeesh? (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

JIMIN:
why am i being ignored.
sent, 11:56 AM.

JIMIN:
istg if yall are still asleep.

JIMIN:
rise anD SHINE BITCHES ITS
TWELVE PM ALREADY!!
read by eri, 12:00 PM.

ERI:
jimin stfu you ass.

JIMIN:
ah eri, how is your day today?

ERI:
go die in a hole.

JIMIN:
wonderful! i'm doing great
too thank you for asking you
are sO KIND.

JIMIN:
where is my soulmate when
i need him. @taehyung get
your ass here.

TAEHYUNG:
what.

JIMIN:
take notes, eri. be like tae no
cursing when you wake up.
it's bad for your health.

ERI:
how is that bad for my health?

ERI:
i curse to express my emotions
and didn't you just cursed earlier?
you stinky piece of hypocrite.

ERI:
the AUDACITY.

TAEHYUNG:
what do you want jimin?

JIMIN:
nothing lol. just wanna say hi.

TAEHYUNG:
i'm leaving bye.

JIMIN:
NOOOOOO WAIT I WANNA
INVITE YALL TO PLAY WITH
ME PLEASE ACCEPT ME.

TAEHYUNG:
i have something to do and i
informed my subscribers already
so i wont be streaming today.

TAEHYUNG:
just play with jungkook or
someone else.

JIMIN:
no way am i playing with
that competitive kid.

JUNGKOOK:
excuse me, what did you say?
wanna go outside? let's take
this outside c'mon.

JUNGKOOK:
don't be a pussy.

JIMIN:
BITCH.

ERI:
lmao this is so entertaining

to watch.

MINJEE:
*offers popcorn* want some?

ERI:
heck yeah i do. thanks jeejee <3

JIMIN:
SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU
UGLY ASS HOE FIGHT ME I
DARE YOU IM GOING TO SLAP
THE LIVING crap out of you.

JUNGKOOK:
you won't even reach.

TAEHYUNG:
HAHAHAAHAHA

JIMIN:
jeon jungkook you
annoying brat i hate you.

JUNGKOOK:

MINJEE:
i never knew i needed jungkook
and jimin to argue in my life.

ERI:
honestly same. jimin is
such a crackhead.

JIMIN:
LIKE YOU AREN'T.

ERI:
AT LEAST I DONT DO CRACK.

JIMIN:
I DONT DO THAT EITHER
DONT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IM
THE BAD GUY HERE I JUST
WANNA BE A NICE GUY WHO
GREETS HIS FRIENDS IN THE
MORNING AND THIS IS WHAT
I GET?? T—T

JIMIN:
you all are bullies i will
not forgive you.

JIMIN:


JUNGKOOK:
wait did you actually leave.

TAEHYUNG:
i think he did.

ERI:
wait fr?? jimin? @jimin
come back here.

ERI:
okayy fine i won't make
fun of you anymore.

ERI:
i am sorr— SIKE. bold of
you to think i'd apologize.

JUNGKOOK:
he won't answer my calls
i think we messed up.

TAEHYUNG:
that's a you guys' problem
not mine i didn't do anything
to piss jimin so bye!

TAEHYUNG:
ttyl and gl :)

MINJEE:
just go and say sorry then?

ERI:
HELL NO.

MINJEE:
i mean you guys were the ones
who started this. he was just
trying to be a nice friend and say
good morning but got ignored
instead.

MINJEE:
F in the chat for the poor
mr park.
message not sent.

MINJEE:
i think he's sulking.
i can see it.

JUNGKOOK:
you can see him?

MINJEE:

well with my amazing eyes
that can see from my bedroom
wall aaaall the way to jimin's
house at the other side of the
street, i can proudly say idk.

JUNGKOOK:
funny.

ERI:
@jimin come baCK!

ERI:
JACK! COME BACC!!

ERI:
OKAY FINE I'M SORRY
BITCH.

ERI:
SHORTIE.

ERI:
JIMIN.

ERI:
....mi aMoR.

JIMIN:
i forgive you.

ERI:
HOE WHY DID YOU COME
WHEN I CALLED YOU THAT.

JIMIN:
you just said sorry and now
you're calling me a hoe? what
did i expect from jo eri really.

JUNGKOOK:
i dont have to say sorry right? :D

JIMIN:
stfu.

JUNGKOOK:
okay.

MINJEE:
are you guys together?
am i missing smth here?

JIMIN:
yes.

ERI:
NO!

MINJEE:
that's interesting.

JIMIN:
eri is wrong, i'm right.
we are together.

ERI:
dont listen to jimin you're my
bff so listen to me okei? good.
end of discussion.

JIMIN:
shush listen to me minjee.
she's just denying her feelings
for me isnt that right, eri? :)

JIMIN:
she's just being a total
tsundere.

TAEHYUNG:
i'm back but now i'm gone. bye.

JUNGKOOK:
so are you gone or back,
kim gone-back?

TAEHYUNG:
shut up.

MINJEE:
what's wrong? @taehyung

TAEHYUNG:
nothing i'm going, bye.

ERI:
no that statement was entirely
false, park jimin. i think you
should get your ears AND eyes
checked because you assumed
wrong.

JIMIN:
uhuh sure just deny
all you want, eri.

ERI:
you're making me
wanna throw hands.

JUNGKOOK:
bitches be flirting that's
kinda gross.

JUNGKOOK:

anyway, are we still
going to play together?

TAEHYUNG:
i'm not joining though.

JUNGKOOK:
you said bye like ten times
already but you keep coming
back. are you good?

TAEHYUNG:
yeah. i'm leaving for
real this time so...

TAEHYUNG:
bye.

ERI:
i wanna throw you off a cliff.
or maybe hit your head with
a rock until you get into a coma.
and then i will unplug your life
support to charge my phone.

JIMIN:
so that means you're visiting
me while im unconscious, huh?

ERI:
bitch you're taking it
the wrong way.

JUNGKOOK:
i feel like a third wheel.
now i know how you feel
minjee.

MINJEE:
hahaha. are they always
like this? bickering nonstop?

JUNGKOOK:
i think so yeah, you
wanna just leave?

JIMIN:
how am i taking it the wrong
way im just stating facts you
know 💅💅

MINJEE:
that sounds like a good idea.

ERI:
oh no no no. those aren't facts
mr park jimin, those are just
pure nonsense coming out of
your mouth.

ERI:
as taehyung always says:
"don't speak anymore. dead
skin cells are coming out of
your mouth."

JIMIN:
i'm literally typing though
how am i talking?

ERI:
shut up you rotten
avocado mochi.

JIMIN:
do not insult mochis like
that i will sue you. sleep
with one eye open tonight.

ERI:
fight me.

JIMIN:
gladly. go outside and meet
me at the arena at one pm
i'll be waiting.

ERI:
wtf theres an arena here?

JIMIN:
in-game you idiot.

ERI:
oh.

ERI:
okay i'll fight you one-on-one
and win and get your ass beaten
into a pulp. sweet victory is mine,
baby.

JIMIN:
say no more darling, not until
i do that to you first.

a/n; i love writing this chapter haha.


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