[3rd Person’s Point of View]

You woke up to the sound of your phone ringing. You sat up and saw the Caller’s ID; it was Jun.

You answered it. “Mos-”

; (Reader)-chan... Hayama-kun is... Hayama-kun is...”

Then you heard her sobbing. Even in your vision was a bit blurry, you stood up and changed clothes.

“I’m on my way.” you replied and ended the call. You ran as fast as you could to Jun’s laboratory.

You were about to open the door but someone beated you into it.

“Nakiri Azami-san.” you hissed as you looked at him tiredly. You were still catching your breath then you saw him grin.

“Yamaguchi (Reader), you’re also an outstanding student of Totsuki! Why don’t you join Central with us?” Azami asked.

“I’m going to reconsider it.” you mumbled which made him grin even wider.

“I’ll wait for you and Hayama Akira.” Azami said as he exited.

Hayama came out of the lab while frowning, his gaze turned to you. “(Nickname)! What are you doing here?” he asked. “Your face is red, did you run?”

“You’re really going to join Central?” you asked then he looked away.

“Hayama-kun please don’t join them!” Jun said kneeling.

“I’m doing this for the club and you Jun!” Hayama yelled which made Jun shocked; maybe she wasn’t expecting him to yell at her.

“You won’t really change your mind?” you asked then he looked away. “Akira look at me.” you said and inhaled deeply.

Hayama looked at you and you could see that he was stopping his tears from falling. “(Nickname)! I’m doing this for the club and Jun!”

You stared at him for a moment before turning to Jun. “Gomen Jun-san, Hayama had decided everything. I can’t do anything about this.” you said and bowed to her before slowly heading back.

“I won’t regret this, if I’m in Central I could protect you and Jun.” Hayama mumbled.

~ ( 🍽 ) ~

When you went back to Polar Star, you saw everyone was silent. “Oh? (Reader)-chan come join us.” Ryoko said trying to force a smile.

Ibusaki turned his gaze to you as you gave a small nod and sat on an empty seat across Shoji. No one even dared to talk, no one even have the appetite to eat.

“Are we really losing the dorm?” you heard Yuki asked.

“Sounds like it.” Shoji replied then sipped his water. Ibusaki was savoring his soup while Marui sat lifeless.

“Man, I guess we can’t do anything.” Yuki said as she leaned on her back; placing her shoulders behind her head. “Dorm life feels long, but it’s going to be over in a flash!”

“We’ve been together for so long, all of us.” Megumi commented smiling.

“Yeah! Thinking back, so much stuff happened.” Daigo said raising an index finger. You slowly eat while listening to them converse.

“Fumio-san’s dormitory entrance exam!” Yuki said as she winks. “I was so surprised at first.”

“It took me 3 months to get in here, but Fumio-san let me stay in the storage shed.” Megumi replied.

“Seriously? That’s a shocker!” Soma answered sweat-dropping.

“Megumi, you’re tougher than you look in a lot of ways. Then I guess Yukihira and (Reader) transferred in when we got to high school.” Yuki said which made you smile a little.

“Man, everything brings back so many memories.” Yuki added.

“I guess we all got through that camp from hell too.” Marui said.

“I was so worried when Megumi had a Shokugeki with Shinomiya-senpai.” Yuki added.

“Eh? Shokugeki?” Nakiri asked.

“Ah! I-it’s nothing!” Yuki replied.

“Summer break.”

“The Autumn Elections.”

“And the Moon festival!”

“The Taro Stew Booth! We worked really hard!”

“Yukihira, (Reader), and Megumi’s Chinese food stall!”

“We’d always cook each other’s food.”

“So much happened! We’d never have enough time to talk about it all.” they all looked gloomy and sad.

“So much...” Yuki said. You all looked at her when she stood up and slapped the table as she started crying.

“I don’t want this! I don’t want to lose Polar Star Dormitory! I want to keep doing stuff with you guys! I wanted to keep cooking more stuff with you guys!”

Ryoko and Megu started to tear up and hugged her too. You felt sad, not because the Polar Star Dormitory was going to be shut down.

But because, after all the times you’ve all been together. It will all fade once you’re gone. You only have a short time to spend with them, and they don’t even know about it.

You stopped yourself from breaking and crying in front of them. At night you asked your father to deliver a rope, your katana and a razor.

It was already 2 am but you waited for it outside the dorm while strumming the guitar.

You shrieked when someone tapped your shoulder.

“(Reader)-chan.” Soma mumbled as he sat beside you. You then calmed yourself down while clutching on your chest.

“Geez... you should’ve made a sound while coming here.” you said then looked at the sky.

“I did but you were pretty lost.” Soma replied as you raised a brow at him. “A penny for your thoughts?” he asked smiling sadly.

“I’m just waiting for my weapons to be delivered.” you mumbled.

“Weapons? For what? Are you going to kill someone?” Soma asked shocked then you laughed and shook your head. “There, you look more pretty when smiling.”

“Thanks, Eizan’s going to play dirty tomorrow.” you said then stopped when someone honked at the both of you. You stood up and went to meet the delivery guy.

“A package for Yamaguchi (Reader)-sama?” he asked so you nodded. He then gave you something so you signed it before taking the box.

“Well, you better get ready for tomorrow Soma.” You added then was about to enter.

“You were thinking about the day you’ll disappear, right?” Soma asked which made you stop.

“It was a hunch, you said you weren’t from here and you’ve already seen the future. You also proved that to me a lot of times.” Soma said as you clutched on the door’s handle.

“Soma, let’s talk about this some other time. For now, don’t bother yourself thinking about my situation.” you muttered as you quickly head inside.

On your way to your room you saw Ibusaki holding a medicine kit. You decided to approach him. “Shun... Thanks for taking care of me.” you thanked him and smiled.

“Mhm... I’m glad your fever’s gone down (Reader)-chan.” Shun said. You thought that he was sad because Polar Star’s going to be shutdown.

You gave him a pat on the back, “Everything’s going to be okay. Trust me.” you told him as he replied with a nod. “Well, then goodnight.”

“(Reader)-chan! I-...” you whipped your head sidewards to look at Ibusaki.

“You what?” you asked but he then shook his head.

“Good night.” Ibusaki said so you nodded and entered your room.

--

You woke up to a loud noise banging the door. “Let’s go! Begin the eviction!” someone yelled so you quickly stood up and wore your yukata.

You took your katana, rope and razor.

“Morning Fumio-san!” you greeted and waved at her. She looked at you surprised then smiled.

“Heh, you really look like Kazu.” Fumio replied as both of you headed downstairs. “I knew you kids would say that.”

“Fumio-san! EH!?” Megu shouted as they all looked at you.

“(Reader)-chan!?” they yelled in unison so you smirked at them.

“Luckily my fever’s gone down so, I can move freely right now.” you said then swinged your katana.

“Woah? Is that seriously a katana?” Shoji and Daigo asked.

“Of course, she’s a Yamaguchi after all!” Fumio-san replied which made them sweat-drop. “Here.” she said as she showed them the equipment.

“Matron, what are these?” Hisako asked while holding a helmet.

“Relics from the Polar Star Dormitory’s golden age!” Fumio-san said. “Back then, we were on such a roll that there was a lot resentment toward us. Other students would frequently storm the place.”

“I had no idea.” Yuki replied so you tossed them a rope. “What’s this?” they asked in unison.

“Capture them, I have a gift for them.” you said and winked.

“I kind of have a bad feeling about that. / I agree.” Marui and Shun said.

“Right now, Soma-kun’s fighting all by himself. Are you guys not going to move and just allow that?!” You yelled as they got fired up.

“No! / Let’s hold them on! / Let’s go!”

“Let’s roll! To Polar Star Dormitory!” You yelled.

“To Polar Star Dormitory!” they yelled back in unison as you all started fighting.

You slashed the enemies’ clothes while Marui tied them up.

Yuki, Ryoko, Shoji and Daigo were splashing water on the others.

Shun and Megu then took the others by bombing them with smoke.

After some minutes they were all tied up and left on their under-wears.

“(Reader)-chan I tied them up.” Marui said looking lifeless. All the Polar Star gathered together including Fumio-san.

“Ah~ Thank you! Now the real fun starts!” you said as you smirked evilly and turned the razor on.

“What are you going to do? / (Reader)-chan is kinda scary right now! / I’m shivering! / Look at that smile it’s freaking creepy.” The Polar Star muttered.

You laughed manically while shaving the enemies’ hair. After some minutes:

“You guys I’m done; you can watch Soma now.” you said then they all cheered as they entered the dorm.

You tied your now wiggling enemies on your motorcycle and rode it. You laughed as you heard them begging for mercy and help.

/A-N: (￣3￣) Gomen

When you were finally near a crowd of students who were watching on a large tv.

You removed their ties on your motorcycle and tied a new rope around them.

“Help us! / Yamaguchi-sama no more! / Please no! / It’s so embarrassing! / My hair’s gone! / Our under-wears too! / Are we going to get expelled!?”

They begged which took the crowds attention. You ignored their begs and held the end of the rope then started to drag them.

“Is that Yamaguchi-sama? / Look she’s wearing a yukata! / Is that a katana? / A real one? Maybe it’s fake! HAHAHA / Did you forget she’s a Yamaguchi?” / “Right! / She looks scary as hell! / She looks like a yakuza!”

You headed to the Shokugeki’s place and kicked the door open. “Who are yo-Yamaguchi-sama?!” the emcee yelled so you glared at him.

The cameras then turned to us.

“What the hell are you screaming for? Do you want to die?!” you asked threateningly which made him faint. “Oops, didn’t meant to.”

“(Reader)-chan why are you here? Who are those?” Soma asked so you smiled and pulled the enemies.

“Well, I think Eizan-senpai KNOWS them VERY WELL, don’t you?” you asked Eizan who was dumbfounded.

“You bitch why are you slandering me!?” he yelled so you grabbed their leader by his neck.

‘Go ahead and choke.’ 🤭

“I.. Can’t... b-breathe! B-bitc-” You then smiled and let go of him.

You took your katana out and sliced the chair near him in half; which made everyone there, gasp.

“Now, who told you play dirty and attack Polar Star Dormitory?” you asked then pointed your katana at him.

He then kneeled at me so you smiled. “S-sorry Yamaguchi-sama! It was Eizan-san! He ordered us-”

“Huh?! What are you talking about?!” Eizan said as he launched an attack at the guy. You looked at Soma and gave him a cheeky grin. He then grinned at you before walking to the camera.

“Are you watching this, folks at Central?” Soma asked before clearing his throat. “Okay, so if you try to mess with my friends or people I know, you’re gonna pay.”

Soma said then looked at you. “Or would you rather face Yamaguchi (Reader)-chan’s wrath?”

“We might be lowbies to you or whatever, but we’re not gonna take it lying down. If you wanna fight, I’ll accept the challenge and come at you with everything I’ve got! That’ll be the case even if it’s someone from the Elite Ten.” Soma added.

“Let’s go Polar Star Dormitory!” you yelled as you threw your fist on the air.

~ ( 🍽 ) ~

After that you went with Soma back to Polar Star Dormitory. All the members were lined up outside.

“We’re back!” Soma yelled then Yuki bumped purposely into him.

“You idiot!” Yuki yelled which made you laugh as you went to sit on a bench.

“You up and did a Shokugeki all by yourself! / You didn’t even talk to us! / You’re so reckless! / You idiot! Fool! Nincompoop!” Shoji, Daigo, Ryoko and Marui said.

Fumio-san and Shun just nodded in agreement while you laughed at them. “We were all worried about you.” Megumi said looking down.

“But I’m relieved now! Seriously.” Yuki cried out as tears started flowing from her eyes. “Thanks so much, Yukihira! (Reader)!” she said.

You went to pat her head. “What are you talking about? You guys also protected the dorm!” you exclaimed. The others agreed while Yuki went to cry and hug Ryoko.

“Soma-kun, welcome home!” Megumi said.

“Yeah!” Soma answered.