FRANKENSTEIN
37 | Poker Face.

"COME on baby. Win me some money." I muttered rolling the dice.

Nessie gave me an encouraging pat on the shoulder as I gambled away at Russian Roulette. Me, being able to move things with my mind helped a lot. I mean I was currently in lead, and all I had to do was win this round - and I got forty-thousand euros.

I need a pair of double sixes, luckily for me - cheating was my A-game. I put my hand up, using my telekinesis so that both dice landed on six. A series of gasp's followed once the dice landed. In an instant a loud ringing noise echoed about, alerting everyone of the winner.

Miranda and Renesmee crashed into my sides hugging me tight, the three of us jumping up and down in drunken excitement. "You won! You won!" They cheered.

I laughed when Miranda placed a sloppy kiss on my cheek, her eyes flaring in excitement. The manager walked over to us, holding a silver case. "How do you feel about winning forty-thousand euros?"

"Amazing!" I cried, as I took the silver case containing the money in it.

He gave me a perverted wink, before strutting off somewhere else. I only shook my head, looking to the money. Alexander, Jacob, and Seth had come over looking at the case wide-eyed. "We leave for five-minutes, and you win money?" Seth slurred, handing me a Martini.

I placed the case in left hand, taking the drink in my right happily. Alexander and the other two went off in order to get us all alcoholic beverages. Not that we needed more, we were all already so wasted, we were somewhat loosing a grip on reality.

"So, what are you gonna do with your money first?" Alexander slurred leaning against Miranda - who had no trouble keeping him upright.

"She's gonna pay for our wedding!" Renesmee happily exclaimed, hugging Jacob.

"Yeah, she told us once she won, that was the first thing she'd do!" Jacob yelled.

"And, I'm the best man." Seth added, his eyes half open.

"Oh yeah!" Alexander said.

Renesmee and Jacob had told us they wanted to get married, but most of the Cullen's thought they should wait for a few more years. Apparently Renesmee was done with them treating her like a child when she was an adult, so Miranda suggested she get married here. They had a chapel in the hotel, so they were just going to elope there. We all backed the couple up on it, I mean where was a better place to get married than Rome?

"Let's go now!" Jacob yelled.

"Wooo!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, the six of us walking to where the chapel was.

"Jake you need a ring to give to her. Here, I have an extra one." Seth mumbled to Jacob handing him a blue RingPop.

Jacob smiled taking the RingPop out of the bag gazing at it. "Thanks bro." Jake said, turning to Renesmee.

He gave her a happy smile, while pausing in his tracks. He cleared his throat getting down on one knee, the RingPop in his hand. Tears gathered in Renesmee's eyes  as she looked to her boyfriend on one knee.

"Renesmee Carlie Cullen, I have loved since the day you were born. I will love for the rest of our immortal lives together!" Jacob began to her, tears in his eyes as well.

Despite them being drunk, it was apparent the love they held for each other. I didn't think this was a mistake at all, it was their destiny! Just like Aro and I! Oh, Aro, I miss him! I wonder what he's doing, maybe I'll call him after the wedding. I noticed multiple people looking our way, with raised brows. What? Have these people never seen love?

"I will love you forever! Will you be my bride?" Jacob asked her.

Renesmee silently nodded, tears streaming down her face "Yes!" She cried, watching as Jacob placed the RingPop around her finger.

Jacob stood and Renesmee ran into his open arms. I noticed Seth recording from the side, and I turned to him with a curious expression.

"Smart, making memories." I praised.

"Yeah, I'm gonna send this to Leah after." Seth slurred before turning the camera to him. "What's up Leah!"

"Hi, Leah!" I yelled going behind Seth, waving to the camera.

Seth ended the video after that, turning to look at the now engaged couple. Renesmee licked the RingPop with a smile. "Delicious, now to the chapel we go!" She cried.

She jumped on Jake's back, him giving her a piggy back ride all the way there. Fortunately, when we got there, no one else was getting married, so they could go right away. The chapel was nice, it wasn't anything too big - as it was specifically made for eloping.

They even offered us a selection of wedding dresses, which Renesmee agreed to. Miranda being an artist with make up was able to completely wipe off Renesmee's original make up, and do something more intact for a wedding. Even drunk, Miranda was still able to be a Michael Angelo of make up.

Nessie trusted me to do her hair, something I was grateful for. I used the chapel's hair products in successfully straightening Nessie's hair, so it was pin straight. I took the two front pieces of her hair and braided it back, so the hair style was simple - yet stunning. Miranda did amazing work on her as always. All the while, the three of us were giggling and sipping on our Martini's. The guys had went and were waiting for us in the main part of the chapel.

"We all really need to vacation with each other, sometime. I feel like it'd be the best time ever." Renesmee sighed, as she looked at herself in the mirror.

"We truly do." Miranda agreed.

"Here's your dress." I smiled, at the wedding dress I had just used the winning money on.

I didn't care if I used up a lot of that money, as I really had no need for it. I had the Volturi so - it wasn't like I was in desperate need or anything. Plus, I was happy that I could say I paid for my friends wedding.

Renesmee's dress was unlike any other. She had chosen a short wedding dress that wouldn't be too hard to walk around in. The sleeves were short, and the entire upper body was made of lace, the bottom going out in a tutu look. Her shoes were beautiful white stilettos, lined with jewels. This would be a night to remember.

Once she had the dress she was ready to go. We walked with her out, Jacob grinning ear to ear at how beautiful Nessie looked. Miranda and I stood on the side of the chapel, Seth and Alexander opposite of us.

I could see Seth taping the entire reception from his phone. Alexander pulled a flask out of his back pocket, taking a large gulp of it.

"I feel like we're in Vegas." Miranda whispered in my ear.

"I do too." I said, not really knowing what Vegas felt like, but going along with it anyway.

Renesmee and Jake stood before the marriage officiant, both with drunken wide smiles.

"Do you Renesmee Carlie Cullen, take Jacob Black as your husband? For better or for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish?" The man questioned Renesmee.

"I do." Renesmee cried tears of pure joy.

"Do you Jacob Black, take Renesmee Carlie Cullen as your wife? For better or for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish?" The man repeated to Jacob.

"I do." Jacob said, his own eyes tearing up.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife!"

"I love you." Renesmee hiccuped.

"I love you." Jacob replied, before grabbing her and pulling her in for a sweet kiss.

The four us began clapping loudly, hooting and hollering at them. Jacob lifted Nessie in the air before walking out of the chapel, us four following along behind. Seth looked into the video he was taping narrowing his eyes.

"Fuck you, Edward! You can't stop true love." Seth screamed, in a drunk manner before ending the video.

Halfway across the isle, Jacob set Renesmee down and leaned against his side. She began laughing loudly, Jacob following along with her. "We just got married!" She shouted at the top of her lungs, us all bursting out of the chapel

"Hello, Mr. Renesmee!" Nessie placed a kiss on his cheek.

"Why, hello Mrs. Jacob!" Jacob said back, pulling her in for another kiss.

I threw my head back, unable to stop the loud obnoxious laughter from leaving my lips. Seth began screaming for no reason, Alexander and Miranda decided it's be a good idea to start having a fierce make out session. I toppled to the ground laughing so hard, I don't know why this was so funny. If anything it should be terrible considering I just assisted in helping a marriage happen behind the parents back. Oh well.

This lasted for almost two minutes before Miranda pulled away from Alexander. "I want a banana split." She announced, proudly.

Jacob and Renesmee stopped kissing, all of us looking to Miranda as if she were a genius. "A banana split sounds amazing!" I sang, all of us running around like headless chickens.

The world seemed to move around in colors, because before I knew it - we were all sitting in a small bar just across the casino. It was an interesting little bar - unlike the clubs there weren't a lot of people. Of course there were some, it just wasn't packed.

We all sat with one large banana split in front of us eating, and as you can probably - guess another Martini. We were all beyond wasted at this point. Seth looked just about ready to pass out, along with Alexander. But, Miranda, Jacob, Renesmee, and I felt like we could go on for hours.

"This is the best food ever!" I said, moaning as the ice cream hit my mouth.

"I know right. I'm going to ask tho chef to start making these when we get back." Miranda said.

"Hey, Seth. What time is it?" I curiously questioned.

Seth mumbled flashing his phone screen to me. My eyes widened in horror at the time. 12:05 A.M. It was only around seven P.M. when we left, I don't know how the time flew by so fast. It wasn't only that which freaked me out, but the fact that the event ended over five minutes ago.

"Miranda." I said, eyes wide.

"Yes." She hummed,

"It's 12:05." Miranda nearly spit her ice cream out at that.

Renesmee and Jacob, looked to each other in panic and Alexander only let out a small snore. Quickly, Miranda looked to Alexander with narrowed eyes.

"Alexander! Hand me my phone!" She wailed at him.

Alexander had been holding our phones, as our dresses had no pockets. He jumped from his passed out state, and quickly reached in his pocket handing Miranda her phone. Miranda took it and scrolled through her phone with huge eyes.

"You blasted wanker! You were suppose to tell me when my phone buzzed!" Miranda screamed at him.

"I'm sorry, but they were in the middle of getting married! And I forgot about it after!" Alexander sobbed, obviously so drunk that he was no longer in tune.

"Wait, what happened?" I questioned her, frantically.

"This happened!" Miranda screamed shoving her phone in my face.

My eyes widened when I began reading the texts.

CHELSEA: were leaving in like 20
CHELSEA: aros been really suspicious all night, ive been covering for u all u owe me
CHELSEA: where tf r u??? were leaving in 15
CHELSEA: this isnt funny aros getting extremely suspicious. he even tried reading my mind but i came up with some wack excuse. get back
CHELSEA: GET UR ASSES BACK HERE NOW!! WERE LEAVING IN 5 AND AROS GETTING UPSET
CHELSEA: WTF?? r renesme & the beasts w u?? carlisle said they couldn't find them anywhere & approached aro abt it. theyre talking now
CHELSEA: theyre catching on bitch! hurry up before he read my mind, i dont want to get in trouble for ur dumb ass
CHELSEA: aros abt to read my mind, imma kill u! hurry tf up!
CHELSEA: U BITCH!!! HE READ MY MIND AND HE LIVID! HE TOLD CAIUS AND EVERYTHING!! I GOT THE SAME PUNISHMENT AS UR ASS! SEVEN DAYS OF NONSTOP GUARDING STRAIGHT! HES NEVER BRINGING US AGAIN! TELL FRANK SHE BETTER GIVE HIM THE BEST BLOW JOB EVER & GET US OUT OF THIS MESS!!

CHELSEA: were leaving to come find u guys now, the cullens is w us - were using demetri to track u

CHELSEA: holy shit, frank won 40000€ her face is plastered all over as winner of the night. aro is pissed fyi

That was the last text sent one minute ago, they were tracking us. My face paled as I handed the phone to Renesmee who read it with Jake and the now awake Seth.

"What the fuck do we do!" Alexander cried, looking to Miranda.

"You had one job." Miranda muttered, shaking her head.

"You know what I say we do? We have about ten minutes at the most before they find us. There's nothing we can do at this point, so let's spend our last few minutes of freedom doing the best thing possible." Nessie sat up.

"And what would that be?" Seth asked her.

Nessie pointed to the stage where no one was on. "Karaoke."

"You know what, you're right. Let's do karaoke." Miranda nodded.

"Yep, right after I do this." Seth said, pulling out a black sharpie.

Seth wrote the words 'Just Married' down on Jacob's forehead, causing him to let out a hoot. He leaned over and began writing something on all our heads in sharpie. On Renesmee's head he also wrote down 'Just Married', Miranda got the words 'im italian but i sound british', Alexander got 'i let us get caught because i couldnt do my job', and finally i got 'i cheated and won 40000€' that made me laugh along with everyone else. Miranda took it upon herself to write on Seth's forehead 'i made friends with the evil volturi hybrids'. We all laughed smiling at each other.

It was true, I could honestly say this group - they were my best friends. "Guy's we are a tribe, best friends forever." I drunkenly slurred, as we all clanked our Martini glasses.

"To newfound best friends, that live for eternity." Jacob announced, as we all downed the last of our Martini's.

Let's do a head count. I've had about fourteen alcoholic beverages in total tonight, I'm pretty sure that would kill anyone else. It was funny, because I was also the one who had the least amount of drinks.

"Hey bartender play, Poker Face." Miranda yelled at the bartender, turning to us with a wink. "If we're going to die, we may as well go out with a bang." We all nodded agreeing to it, walking up to stand on the stage.

There were only microphones so Nessie and Jake shared one.

"Is this thing on?" Miranda asked into the microphone, her voice echoing around.

Chuckles were heard from around, our group effectively gaining the crowds attention. It had been awhile since anyone had done karaoke so we pretty much had all eyes on us.

Much to my panic I noticed all the Cullen's minus Esme, Rosalie, and Alice walking with the Volturi over in our direction. Demetri was leading them, and Chelsea stood looking pretty pissed of in the back. However, her face didn't even look half as angered as Aro and Caius's. It was normal for Caius to be angered, but I rarely ever saw Aro this angry. Actually, I don't think I've ever seen Aro appearing this enraged.

I wasn't the only one who noticed them as the rest of the group did as well. The Volturi and Cullen's didn't yet notice us, but they would within seconds. "Okay friends, going out with a bang, remember." Miranda whispered, earning nods in return. "Don't forget you two are married, Own it. Show of your ring a little, Nessie." Miranda directed that to the newly married couple. "If you and Seth could dance like you guys did earlier, that would up the drama too." Miranda turned to Seth and I.

"Don't worry guys, I slipped a Mickey into our Martini's they should be kicking in at any second." Alexander muttered, as if that was a positive thing.

"What?" Miranda whispered at Alexander.

"I think I can feel it kicking in." Renesmee giggled. "Damn, this is so much better than being drunk."

My vision began blurring turning all coloring and weird. "What the hell, Alexander? Why would you do that?" Miranda slurred, her eyes dilating.

Before he could answer, Seth stepped in front us his body literally shaking. "Attention everybody! We are the banana split band, and I would like to dedicate this last song to my two friends who just got married - not even an hour ago!" Seth screamed at the top of his lungs, causing multiple people in the bar to cringe.

This caught attention of every vampire that was looking for us. My first instinct was to look at Edward's reaction. He face morphed into that of a horrified, and enraged expression.

"You two eloped!" He roared, louder than I think I've even heard Caius yell.

Renesmee look at him and simply held up the peace sign, showing her RingPop off in the process. Yep, these Mickey's have definitely began to kick in. "World-peace!" She yelled through the microphone just as the upbeat song of 'Poker Face' started.

The lyrics were put up on the screen and everyone in our group started singing the lyrics. I have no words to describe how horrible the six of us sounded. I truthfully think it wouldn't sound much better, even if we were sober.

"I love you, Mrs. Black!" Jacob yelled tossing the microphone to the side, causing the bartender to yell at us for breaking property.

"I love you too!" Nessie yelled back giggling.

"All of you get off that stage now!" Surprisingly it wasn't Caius, but instead Edward. "Renesmee Cullen, you are in so much trouble!"

"Hoe, it's Black. Renesmee Black. And guess what? I am an adult, bitch! You can't tell me what to do!" Renesmee yelled right back, shaking her finger at him.

My mouth fell agape at her words. Yep, those Mickey's were not a good idea. Instead of acting out more, Renesmee turned around her short wedding dress shifting as she did. She tackled Jacob to the ground - I mean she flat out tackled him down. They were both lying on the floor, Nessie on top of him. Right away, they started to have a heavy make out session. Nessie pulling Jacob's shirt off in the midst of it.

"Oh my god! They are having sex with me in the room again!" Seth cried out in the microphone.

He dropped the microphone and began running full speed toward the casino. When he realized he would need to evade the vampires to get there, he stopped and tried running in the other direction.

"Emmett, Jasper." Carlisle said, watching as the two vampires grabbed Seth - who started fighting in their grasp.

"No, Leah! I swear it was totally Paul's fault!" Seth yelled looking to Jasper in desperation.

Jasper sighed, shaking his head. "I am not your sister." He muttered, earning a snicker from Emmett.

"Take him to the room." Carlisle ordered, earning a nod.

I looked to Alexander who brought to fingers to his lips, and made a strange whistle noise while putting them in the air.

"Why are you doing the Mockingjay theme?" Miranda narrowed her eyes, pausing in her singing.

After she stopped, I stopped as well - not wanting to be the only one. "Because I give up on life." Alexander told her, before falling forward off the stage, completely unconscious.

"That's gonna leave a bruise." Miranda muttered, before looking to the Volturi with huge eyes. "I don't suppose an apology would suffice." She asked, looking to Aro.

Aro and Caius both gazed at her their eyes narrowed to slits. Caius was simply glaring at her in anger, but Aro was looking at her in a much darker way. It almost looked dangerous.

"Get her." Aro ordered Felix to grab her, his tone dark.

Miranda made no fight only looking sad, when Felix hoisted her off the ground and over his shoulder bringing her back to Aro.