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Today was my main mans 30 birthday so me & the gang planned something big for him . Since it was early and we knew he was sleep we decided to surprise him a lil bit ,we blasted the house with his music and walked into his room with some cake that china had made the night before for his greedy ass .

"Happy CASH DAYY  " We screamed in unison scaring the nigga he reached for his stick until he noticed it was us

" Crazy ass motherfucker  put that shit up " I said making everybody laugh

" Shut up shiestman, bruh i can't believe yall did this for lil ole me" he touched his tittie and wiped the sleep out of his eyes still in disbelief

" I know it's yo birthday and all but i'm not letting you slide with calling yourself little dawg " foo stated making 30 ass mug him

" Shut the fuck up foo PLEASE ion wanna have to crack you in yo shit the first day of me being 25 " he replied making foo  fan him off
" now i want a piece of this cake " he continued rubbing his hands together

China had cut him a piece of cake along with everybody elses one , the shit was fire it was all moist and shit she just don't know imma put her ass to work she gone be making me a cake every damn day !!

"whoever made this cake imma  need to eat they pussy from the back this shit got no business being this good !! shiesty call the bakery and ask for the bitch for me " 30 said clapping his gums down onto the cake making everybody laugh except me

"ayo chill out bitch that cake ain't that good to have you speaking outside yo 3rd neck " I stated smacking my lips , dude was beasting

" You must've made the cake " he claimed sitting up more in the bed

" nah china made it doofus , chillax " i answered pulling china towards me

" AW my bad bro & sorry china " we laughed it off and Asian threw the rest of the cake in his face making his happy expression grow mad

" now get yo big nasty ass inna tub " Asian said laughing along with mya 30 got his ass up and started to beat on both of em , china tried to jump in to help her "girls" but i pulled her back cause we got shit to do today ain't no time for playing .

Me and china walked out the house and into my car and drove to a car dealership to pick out a toy for 30

" Hello welcome to Freddys dealership how may we assist you today ?" The man said with a clip board in his hand

" Wassup , Can you show me the Corvettes or Audis ? " I asked , he lead me and chi to where they was and we begin looking at all the C8's they had on display

"Oh this red one is beautiful " china said admiring the red drop top corvette

" it is huh ? how much for this ? " i asked the dealer man who was just standing and watching our every move

" 500,780 dollars simply because it has the new interior and a modded motor " He said so calmly as if that wasn't a lot of money

" Oh hell nah , show me where the cheaper ones at , like something to gift someone " I jerked my head back making china laugh cause that fool was tripping

" Okay sir these  cars are in between the 100-300k range , all beautiful and run top speed and not to mention BRAND NEW" He smiled pointing at a number of whips

" Chi you think he'll like this one ? " i asked referring to the purple drop top corvette with red and black interior

" Of course it's fire , plus 30 will like anything you get him he greatful " she replied

" Ight man i want this one , i need you to ship it to L.A LUXURY Venue with a big ass bow on it " I said grabbing my duffel from china

" Okay gotcha dude ! this vehicle will run you 200,000 thousand dollars and with tax it'll be a 1k add on " I nodded in understanding and counted out the money for him once i was done they loaded the car up on the tow truck to take it to the venue we was throwing 30 party at

We walked back to the car to go to chic-fil- a for some lunch , since i was hungry once we arrived we placed our order and ate inna car

" Do me a favor munchie call up to the venue to make sure they got all the party shit set up and imma call to see if all 30 homeboys still coming " I said watching her pull out her phone and dialing them , I followed along her and texted all me and 30 boys from Memphis where we originally from to see it they was still coming along with our folks from atl and a bunch of bitches for my bro's to fuck on all night

" They have everything set bae " she said leaning on me stuffing fries in her mouth

" Ight what you wanna do now that we finished everything? " i asked stealing one of her fries

" What time the party starts ? "

" uh 8:00 o clock pm " i said looking down at my phone

" and what time is it ? " she asked sitting up off of me

" it's 5 babe " i said showing her the time on my phone

" oh well can we nap ? ion feel to good right now and i needa build up energy so i can t up later " she asked grabbing ahold of my hand

" all you do is sleep bro damn " I joked but was being truthfull , every since I got back all she do is sleep , go to online classes , eat , and check on her shop shit becoming annoying

" okay and ? all you do is smoke or wanna fuck leave me alone you can do something else i don't care , just take me home so i can sleep til the party start fuck " she said growing irritated with me

" Damn munchie calm down i was playing with yo ass yo period must be about to start " I said pushing her further away from me

" Must be ! and don't put yo hands on me no more i'm not playing with yo ass " she rolled her eyes and leaned on the window

" ight lemme take yo crazy ass home i'm not dealing with this shit right now dawg " i pulled out the lot and drove the 30 minutes to the air bnb to  drop her off while i went to get some more drinks for the night .

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It was about 7:30 pm , everyone was done getting dress and ready to go , the group got in the limousine that pooh had rented out for the night and rode to the venue that 30's party was taken place .  Once they arrived Pooh and 30 were both greeted with old friends of theirs which made 30 really appreciate how much of the extra mile lontrell took by flying out his home boys just for him .

The rest of the group  walked further in the venue and seen how well put together the party actually was there was tons of alcohol,  people, decorations , and disco lights going with the beat of the song the dj played

" You did your thing baby " China complemented almost screaming into pooh's ear

" You think so huh? watch what i do for your birthday , this here ain't nothing " Pooh repiled back into her ear making her smile big

"Nah wait till your birthday imma go crazy folks " She said taking a swig outta her cup

" You been around me too long calling me folks and shit " The two shared a laugh and moved to where foo , mya , 30 and asian where

" It's so many bad bitches in hear right now !!! i'll plant a baby in each one onna gang i ain't lying " 30 said to the group admiring all the women of all ethnicity's  that was around him

" Shit yea fool i just seen a big booty white bitch had a nigga in shock " Foo stated taking a hit of a blunt that was in rotation

"Mya you should try to fuck on one of them Memphis niggas , they got bank " Asian whispered into mya ear making mya scrunch up her face

"Ah nah , i'll pass baby" Mya whispered back , Asian was starting to think mya was gay since she never see or hear mya talk about niggas like EVER

"What y'all girls talking bout ? " China said making her way closer to mya and Asian

" Girl nothing much , we talking about gifts we got 30 ass that's all " Mya lied for no reason , making china just nod her head .

Here lately China's been the outcast low key the two never really talk to her besides when there in the group , so china keep her distance and stay along with Pooh

" LOOK AT 30 BIG NASTY ASS GETTING SONE PLAY BRO " Foo said unknowingly breaking an awkward moment

" Folks lil dick probably wetting up , he like a fish outta water " Asian said laughing watching 30 get a roll up from a big booty girl

"Lemme record my boy we may not ever see him smile like that again " Pooh pulled out his phone and recorded a short video of him then posting it onto his instagram page

10:30

Some time had passed and Pooh felt 30 should open up his gifts so he called everybody around a great round table to watch 30 open his gifts which was mostly clothes ,shoes &  Cologne

" Bro china you got me Gucci , Louis Vuitton , AND some VLONE ??? if you got a lil crush on me just say that " 30 joked pissing pooh off , 30 thought china was a very beautiful girl he just looked at her as a sister though , he loved to say off the wall stuff just to make pooh mad simply because he thought it was comedic

" Aye 30 stop flirting with my girl for i kill you , now this yo second time doing that flirty play boy shit  " pooh said making everybody laugh but he was so dead serious

" Ight dawg "he laughed wiping some sweat that was dripping from his head " But aye thank y'all for all the gifts you got me i appreciate everything! Now let's finish turning the fuck up " 30 continued raising his hands making the crowd cheer

"Nah big bro come out side you got one mo thing " Pooh said making 30 eyes grow big

Most of the party walked outside to see 30's last gift , pooh had got foo to drive it up front once the car was infront of 30 , he almost had a heart attack

" Pooh dawg i - i - i don't even know what to say man !!! i know you ain't get this shit for me dawg " 30 said with a big smile on his face

" Yes dawg it's in your name , you got insurance & it's paid in full !! " Pooh watched 30 smile grow even bigger which made him happy, he really did cut for 30 that has been his best friend since he was three years old , he knows for a fact 30 is the most loyal person on his team so he don't care about dropping a bag on him it's worth it

" Bro THANK YOU POOH !!! THANK YOU i really do appreciate this shit foo" they shared a hug and 30 got in the car to make sure he could fit in it

"China baby take us some pictures please " Pooh asked handing her his phone , she took the pictures and he went to post them on his instagram page

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Everyone walked back in the venue and continued to party amongst each other .

" Yours hands supposed to go around my waist pooh" china said laughing, she was trying to teach him how to slow dance but he wasn't getting it

" My hands gone be on your ass tho " He replied lowering his hands

" I can't with you " China laughed a bit and the two danced very close

" You know i love you right ? " Pooh asked looking down at china , he was starting to fall hard for her he wanted to make her his girlfriend but every time he put a title on things shit fucks up

"Yea i know you love me , I love you too " She replied holding onto his neck a bit more , she loved pooh she just didn't know if she was inlove -well apart of her knew she was but she ignores it simply because she doesn't want to seem like a hoe since not less then a month ago she was happy with a different dude

" Give me a kiss then " pooh moved her hair out the way and kissed her slow , at that exact moment china felt like she was about to throw up in his mouth , the smell of Hennessy & weed on his tongue wasn't sitting right with her

" Mhm okay okay stop " she broke off the kiss making pooh scrunch up his face

" DAMNNNN it's like that now ? ight. " he said low key hurt but he just brushed her off

" Nah i deadass don't feel good , imma go to the room , wake me up whenever you get in there have fun bae i'm just not feeling it " she gave him a kiss and headed to there room , pooh kinda felt bad that he didn't follow her but on the other hand he was glad so he can actually turn up without being judged

" AYOOOO SCARR WHAT GOES DOWN " pooh made his way over to where 30 and his other friends where

"yo ass done cup-caking right ? you finna hang with the big boys !! " scarr replied dabbing him up

"shutcho ass up scarr gimme something good ! " Pooh said referring to drugs

" Scarr ain't got that shit he only got grams i got they good stuff " Pooh's friend rule said with pills in his hand dropping them into pooh's hand

" Now don't take em all they gone have yo ass inna stars - " rylo started to say but pooh did the exact opposite and threw all the pills into his mouth

" Bitch i said don't take em all that was ecstasy , percs and xanax yo ass gone die " Rylo joked but was low key serious and worried

" Imma big boy i can handle it rylo clam down " Pooh downed the rest of his Hennessy and poured him a cup of drank , in his mind he knew he was doing some heavy ass drugs but he just wanted to feel good for a lil bit and have no worries for the rest of the night

Him ,30 , foo and the rest of the guys made there way to the dance floor and rapped tons of songs and plenty of females made there way into there circle

" Aye bitch back the hell up " pooh slurred leaning on a random chick

" you look like you wanna rob me ... you wanna rob me ? my money in my pocket baby take it ! TAKE IT ALL MAMA" pooh said loudly slurring and spitting all on the poor girl making her look at him in disgust , 30 overheard him and laughed to himself

" Cuz hell nah you tripping i'm taking yo ass too china i'm not about to babysit yo ass lets go " 30 dragged him a lil bit forcing him to go to chinas room

" noooo bro i wanna stay for a lil bit " pooh slurred trying to plant his feet on the ground but was too weak to succeed

" Hell no , when you wake up you'll thank me shiest , what room you in dawg ? " 30 asked making his way up the stairs with pooh on his side

" that one " Pooh pointed weakly

30 opened up the door and seen someone sleeping he knew it was china so he just threw pooh into the room . Lontrell crawled his way into bed and kissed all on china face

" Wake yo clown ass up .... i wanna fuck you like a dog ! i'm a lion RAWWWRRR !!! imma fuck the attitude outta you since you wanted to get all smart with me today imma show you — ima show you —who tha boss is " Pooh stated pulling china over him , she felt light ass a feather nigga thought he had super powers

"Oh forreal ? do it then i bet you won't " she replied re-adjusting her body onto his

" you bold huh ? imma show you girl!"Pooh started to do his thing for a good 2 rounds and on the 3rd with fifteen minutes he passed out mid stroke

" this bullshit is so over hyped " She said to herself rolling her eyes , then pushing him to the side drifting asleep in disappointment

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