Guys you won't believe this, so I was just watching a video about mascots, and then this girl appeared and i was like 'oh look, I remember reading a one shot about her, maybe I should make one to since the one I read is gone' and because of the fact that I don't know much about her, things will be slightly altered, ok.

Zone-tan and everything from Zone belongs to Zone-sama

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"Wow, there just like rabbit's! (Y/N) make sure you get all of it" Zone-tan said as we where recording a video.

"Relax Tan I never miss single second when im filming... Plus your drooling again" I said nonchantedly.

"What do you mean *sluurg* how could I not drool at this" she said as we kept on doing our job.

And before you ask no, we're not animal documentrs. Normally Zone-tan is a news reporter that brings up the latest topics about parodys, projects and movies, but when she's not reporting, which is almost most of the time, she usually is send to find and record the most unusual character's to be in a parody, and I'm brought along to fix the equipment.

After about ten minutes of filming the two love bunny's both Tan and I went driving back to the studio we work for.

"Man, who knew such a wholesome girl was able to give such a show, don't you think (Y/N)?"

"I suppose, I mean despite the fact that the girl has communication disorder, she was still able to say things that only people driven by pleasure would say"

"Ahh, that certainly got me turned on, how about you"

"Not really"

"Pfft  yeah right, I know that on the inside your just feeling really needy to release some poison onto a tissue paper before you go to sleep" she said teasingly.

"Um no, I kid you not that I don't feel aroused"

"Oh yeah, why don't we see if that's true"

"About 10 weeks ago"

Zone-tan then pulled out a flash light and shined it at my crotch, surprised that there is no bump there.

"Told ya"

"Perhaps, unless your still a small little boy jeje" she said, but I kept driving ignoring that insult.

After a while of driving later we made it to the studio, and we both headed to the bosses room and report that our new film has been done.

"Well that's wonderful news, maybe those manga readers would finally shut up about this girl now" our boss Master Bate's said as he was behind the light.

"Well I think I know what we're gonna receive nowso if you'll excuse us we have some news to discuss, come on (Y/N)" Tan said relaxed with her hands behind her head.

"Actually, there's one thing I'd like to talk about"

"Huh?" Tan asked confused.

"Oh right, I almost forgot, just leave your sign here and your free to go" the boss said and a piece of paper slid in front of me, and I signed my name in "well it was a pleasure working with you"

"Same here" I then put the pen down and made my way to the door "see you around Tan" I said as I left the room.

Zone-tan's POV

"Umm, Master Bate's, what was (Y/N) talking about?"

"What do you mean, he never told you that he was going to quit today?"

"WHAT!"

"yeah, something about him not feeling inspired to film these scene's now, but it's ok we can easily replace him, you have no idea of how many people ask for this job"

"AGAIN WHAT!"

"...well if it worries you that much then you can choose your next camera man"

"Choose my- I'll be right back" I said and I sprinted to the studios entrance to catch up with (Y/N), Who just so happened to be just in front of the door.

"Hey (Y/N), WAIT!" I said making (Y/N) turn around.

"Oh Tan, is there anything you need from me?"

"(Y/N)... Why... Didn't you...tell me-"

"That I was quiting?... I don't know, I thought you wouldn't care about it"

"Could you have at least... Tried to tell me then... I'm your partner after all" I said regaining my breath again.

"Well I'm sorry I didn't told you, I'll make it up to you someday if you want, anyways I got to go now, my bus will leave soon" (Y/N) said leaving me alone in the entrance.

"... Well, you know what! I don't even need you anyway! I can replace you with literally any fool here!" I yelled at (Y/N) Who already left on his bus "... Yeah you'll see, it won't need you anymore once I get my next camera man" I said to myself.

1 week later

"Ah money~ moneymoneymon-"

*Slam* "hey boss, I'm back" I said with a miserable tone.

"Ahhh! Zone-tan please knock on the door before you enter, you almost gave me a heart attack... Hey, why the long look"

"Oh nothing, just the fact that after working with ninety six new camera man they ALL SUCK AT FILMING!!" I crossing my arms.

"Aw don't me hard on them, I'm sure they're trying there best"

"Bate's, they all LITERALLY beat their meat before they even start recording, and when they eventually start recording, it's always after the best part has passed"

"Oh, then I guess it is somewhat of a problem"

"Um boss, I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation but, no any of you know how to clean that white sticky stuff that I accidentally got inside the camera?" A snot nosed guy said showing his camera covered in...

"Coconut soap?" I said smelling the soap.

"Yeah, I tried to clean the camera because I got another type of white stuff on it"

"Err, hoy you even managed to get it inside" Master Bate's asked a bit frightened

"Oh well it was simple, I just-"

"Nobody cares! Just get out before I rip that thing you call a manhood off of you!" I yelled irritated.

"Umm yes boss" the guy said running away.

"So, I guess your going on to the ninety seventh try?"

"Um no, I'm going to try to get (Y/N) back so that I can stop dealing with this"

"Are you sure he'll want to come back, he did say he was done with this type of-"

"Oh relax, I'll make him come back, one way or another" I said smirking at the last part.

(Y/N) POV

"Alright let's see, which one of these shall I take now?" I asked myself as I was looking at the game shelf of a game store "eh, this one will do"

I then made my way to the counter to pay for the game, which just so happens to be next to a purple statue that's crossing her arm's

"... Hm that's odd, I didn't know that Tan had real life sized figure of her"

"That's because I'm not a figure idiot"

"AHH! Tan!?, What are you doing here?"

"I needed to tell you something"

"But how did you know I was here"

"Your always here"

"...yeah I guess that makes sense"

"So anyways, this is what I wanted to ask you" Tan then got on one knee and she got a small box out.

"Umm ok, this is unusual" I asked confused

"(Y/N)" Tan Then opened the box that had a shiny film roll inside "will you be my camera man again?"

"No"

"Great, then I'll ask the... Wait did you say no"

"Obviously, I mean I did quit for a reason didn't I"

"' And I thought you could be easily bought like this' is  that reason the fact that you can't get yourself hard anymore"

"Yes, since I feel bored about this whole inappropriate act filming thing I decided to find other things I might find intrest In that doesn't involve that"

"But you're the best camera man the studio had"

"Well I don't know, have you hired a new camera man"

"I did, and they all suck at filming"

"Well I'm sorry, but I don't feel like going back" I said paying for the game and leaving Zone-tan behind.

...

In the food court, I was getting myself ready to eat a burger I just ordered, and just when I was about to take a bite...

"(Y/N)! what if I make the boss give you a higher budget?" Tan asked me in a waitress outfit

"...?No, and how did you get that?"

"That's doesn't matter now, what matters is that how about you get your own office"

"No"

"Then what about a-"

"It's still no, and stop insisting, I have to go back home now" I said now leaving Zone-tan Alone

A long time later

After that hangout with tan back at the mall I made my way back home where I got started on that new game I bought, until all of a sudden...

*Knock knock* "... Hello?" I said opening the door

"Hey (Y/N), I just thought of-" *slam*

I slamed the door in front of Tan, thinking she's here for the same reason again, and she proceeded to bang on the door.

"(Y/N) OPEN UP AND LISTEN!" She yelled and I opened up again.

"FINE! COME IN AND LETS TALK ABOUT IT!"  He yelled and I walked in "NOW! If your here for me to get the job back my answer is still no"

"Well I'm not here for that anymore"

"Your not"

"No, I'm here to fix your antirotic problem"

"Oh really? And how do you plan to do that?"

"Let's copulate" after she said that the room went dead silent, and it only took a while for me to react.

"Ja...jaja jajajaja, wait, I can't get it up, and you expect me to get it on"

"Well for it to work we gotta start slowly" and when I was not paying attention, Zone-tan grabbed my face and kissed me, giving me a ton of confusion once we separated.

"W-what was that... For?" I said feeling sleepy.

"Just a way to get you relaxed for what's about to come" she said as I completely lost concussion and fell asleep.

Soon enough I was waking up, but I wasn't in my room, as a matter of fact I'm not in my house anymore.

"Hey there big boy, you got up late~" I heard Tan said next to me, and as I turned to look at her I saw she was naked, with only a blanket covering her body

"Wait, what happened, and where am I?"

"Well, my plan was when you woke up you'd see me I'm something hot to get you on, but even when you where asleep you where still able to control yourself and got things started"

"So, we actually did it?"

"Yes, and if you want we could go for a second round~" she said striking a pose, and all of a sudden I felt an urge in between my legs "Don't worry I'll take care of things now, you did a lot while you where asleep"

"Oh boy" I said worried.

And at the end of the day, after having the time of my life I agreed to go back and work with Zone-tan as the camera man, but now with Zone-tan a lot more attached to me, but hey I'm not complaining.

The end