Chapter 22

Background color
Font
Font size
Line height

I arrive at the town and head to the Magic Delivery Services. I hand in my parcels and letter and write down the address of the church.I say thanks and head to one of the gardens in Nean.

As I was looking for one, I spot Asta swinging around with children on on his arms.

"Yo! Asta!" I shout greeting him, he stops and looks behind him before smiling and waving back.

"Yo! (Y/n)! What brings you here?" He asks as I walk over, he places the children down.

"I wanted to send back some gifts to Sister and the kids.I also came here to grab some flowers for Captain."I answer bending down and greeting a little girl.

"Hello Miss!" She exclaims happily. She had a bob cut with wavy brown and blond hair and big shining brown eyes.

"Okay! You're next, Marie!" Asta exclaims with wide open arms, as Marie runs towards him. Before she makes it, a foot collides with Asta's face.

Eh?

"You get away from her this instant, trash!!" A man with an evil aura steps his foot on Asta's face, I look at the person, he had messy pale purplish hair that covered one of his eyes.He wore a Black Bull's robe just like Asta.

"Oh! You're the senior member with the nosebleed and the sister complex!" Asta exclaims.

That explains all the toys...

"Who has a nosebleed and a sister complex, you muscle-bound runt? I'll stomp you to death."

"I'm in great shape, so you'll have to do more than that!" Asta blurts with a shoe print on his cheek and a thumbs up.

"The church in this town cares for my little sister. I only get to see her once a month. Today is the day I get to unleash those pent-up feelings, worship the heck out of my little sister and be all over her, so why are you here worshiping her first, huh?" He bellows with blood dripping down his nose.

How the hell has this guy not died of blood loss yet?!

"So this is your little sister, Mister Gonzales?" Asta asks .

"Who are you calling Gonzales? It's Gauche, you moron! And I know I showed you Marie's photo, Pasta." He says in a deep voice.

"I'm not Pasta! I'm Asta!" Asta exclaims.

"Rebecca from the restaurant here is my friend.I just came by just t play." Asta explains as Rebecca says hello to me and Gauche.

"Marie's really cute." I compliment trying to calm the mood.

"What else would she be, crimson brat. And you! Pasta, keep you hairy eyeballs off my sister. You pervert." Gauche continues to stomp Asta on the floor as I sweat drop.

"Stop it! Big brother, don't be mean to Asta! I'm going to marry him!" Marie squeals next to me. Immediately hearing this, Gauche freezes and stops stepping on Asta and he starts to get up.Asta looks up and freezes, I look at Gauche too.

Uhhhhh is nosebleeding and blood spilling from his eyes normal?!

"I'll kill you...." He mutters in a deadly tone, followed by more screaming and running. I just stood by Rebecca and Marie, just staring at the scene.

"It's rather noisy out here, isn't it?"A voice calls as footsteps near us. I look up to see an old woman in a nun uniform stop near Gauche.

"Marie! It's time. We need to go back to the church now." She says to Marie.

"Sister!" Marie exclaims happily.

"Well, well, you're here Gauche?" The nun says as she spots Gauche in front of her.

"Old hag....!"He mutters curses under his breath, to not be heard by the children around us.

"Not, 'old hag', call me 'sister'." The nun specifices.

"Marie's going on a date with me. Go home by yourself, Old Sister Hag." Gauche declares.

"No can do. It's time. You go home. You sister-complex punk." She snaps back.

Jeez, this woman has one hell of a vocabulary.

"In any case, it's not good for Marie to spend time with a fellow like you. Your attitude's always terrible, you have mean eyes and a filthy mouth."She remarks.

She's right about that one.

"I what, you damn hag?!"

"You see? Filthy."

"Shaddup.Die."

"How can you say that to an old lady who's not long for this world, you fool?"

"Yeah, right, moron. You look like you could live another hundred years, you old she-ghoul."

"Don't talk about people like they're monsters, thug."

"Shaddup, Gangster Hag."

"Mister Gauche! You shouldn't talk to the elderly like that!" Asta blurts at Gauche.

"Don't but in when we're talking." Guache snaps.

"In any case. Go home. Come along Marie." The nun gestures.

"Brother Asta! See you later! You too Miss!" Marie waves at us, I wave back as she jogs to the nun's side.

"Marrriiieee!" I hear Gauche's exaggerated shout and the nun walks away with Marie. Asta waves one last time.

"Well... do you three want to spend the night at my place?" Rebecca asks us.

"Can we?!"Asta exclaims.

"Yea sure, I mean it's a bit late to head back to your place isn't it?" She states as a matter of factly.

"Well yeah...I didn't get the flower I wanted though."I mutter the last bit, but Rebecca hears it.

"What flower?" She perks up.

"O-oh! A Red Gerbera Daisy, I wanted to give one to my Captain, so he can make a full recovery." I answer, slightly embarrassed.

"Oh I see, you can go grab some tomorrow in the green house a few blocks from here, it's too hot for it grow so they didn't in the gardens at this time." She answers. I nod as I look at my newly found hope.

We all go into the restaurant, upstairs was where she lived. Asta, Gauche and I make it upstairs with his sibling. Rebecca cooks and she serves up some food.

"T-this is delicious!" I exclaim as Asta beams and yells after me. I look over the table to see Gauche on the floor still depressed about Marie.

Oh yeah. I wonder what happened to the toys...

"You're going to make somebody a real good wife, Rebecca!" Asta suddenly exclaims. I gulp down my bite fast enough so I couldn't chocke on his comment. 

We finish up and I help Rebecca t the dishes.We then hit the shack.

"Unfortunately, I only have two spare rooms." She says.

"Oh it's fine! I can share one with Asta! We always slept on the same bed back in the church!" I explain. Gauche pays us no mind and heads to his room.Asta and I walk into our rooms and we take off our robes. 

"WHHHHAAAA! Sleep! Finally!" He shouts, jumping on the sheets and rolling.I sigh and climb in after him.

*****

Halfway through the night....

"Asta! Move you arms!" I shout as I smack his arms from my face.

I forgot he always sleeps like this, so that's why I always sleep with Yuno in between us...

I pull the sheets up and try to fall alsleep again, I hear a slight creek but I pay it no mind and fall back alsleep.

.

.

.

"WHU WACHHHHAAAAA!!!" I sit straight up at another of Asta's frantic.

"Shut UP!" I yell angrily and grab his head, and shove it into his pillow.

"m-mister Guuuuaachhheee!" I amke out from his cries and look you to see Guache with a mirror in front of me.

"Die, Asta."I let go of Asta and wave my hand.Guache and his mirror flew against the wall and he slid down.

"Shut up and let me sleep!" I shout at him.

"I won't let you get in my way. I won't let Asta marry Marie! I'll stop it before it happens with your death." Gauche breathes out deadly. I roll over and push Asta off the bed to deal with him.

"She was just talking! She's a little kid! Only cowards attack people in their sleep!" Asta shouts trying to fight all the attacks thrown by Gauche with sleep in his eyes.

"I don't care. As long as I kill you.Mirror Magic: Real Double."I roll over and see two Gauche's.

Troublesome Bulls.....

I sit up and rub m eyes with a yawn.

"Your crime, is having met my sister."Gauche says and both of mirror starts to shoot reflective rays at Asta.

"But that means pretty much everybody's a criminal!" Asta shouts in panic slashing through all the attacks.

"Shut up and die." Asta gets flown against the wall and it breaks making him fall outside.I catch him with a bit of clouds. I grab my robe from the corner of the bed and put it on.

It's cold....But....NO ONE DISTURBS MY SLEEP.NO ONE.

I turn to Gauche with an angry look as the cloud sets Asta on the snow outside.

"How. Dare. You. Disturb.My.Sleep. Heavenly Sky Magic: Heaven's Harp. Now fall in slumber as I befall judgement upon you." A bright white harp appears and plays a sweet melody.

"Wha? What are you three doing!" Rebecca shouts as she comes running from the front door of the restaurant.I stop the harp from playing and turn to her.

"Oh, Rebecca! I'm really sorry about your house!" Asta cries.

"Now's no the time for that! The kids are gone!" She exclaims.

"...huh?!" I shout, wide awake from the news.

You are reading the story above: TeenFic.Net