I feel like this more of a random chapter.. eh it's just like every other chapter so whatever.

Oh god I'm still quite tired, and I somehow wrote this entire chapter in one day... probably because it's quite a short chapter.. how nice... I think I'm starting to talk to myself...

Anyways besides that... Hello people who read this. Happy pride month! Though is it too late to say? Probably, probably not. But either way I support y'all!

Now enough of me talking, enjoy the chapter. Or not. I don't care which.

"Hey." New Jersey said as he tapped on Canada's shoulder. Canada hummed as a response. "Wanna see a new word I learned in sign language, or well like sign language?" Canada shrugged. "I guess... what did you learn?" New Jersey then stuck out his middle finger with a smirk on his face. "..."

"Listen here you little shi-"

And that's when I do a time skip. This early in the chapter I know.

"And that's how we managed to almost kill each other." New Jersey said with a smile. America had no response. "What the actual f*ck is wrong with you."

"Haha, I don't know. But don't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing!" America rolled his eyes. "Yea yea whatever. Now is that why when you bursted down my damn door while covered in bruises and blood?" New jersey nodded, "Yep, the fight was quite epic though, but I also came to tell you something else but I forgot."

"Um ok... but other than that, you ask why I won't let you near New York. You fighting with Canada or whatever you did  is already self explanatory. But at least you and him are better around each other now then before." America said. New Jersey laughed nervously. "I don't like the way your laughing. What the hell did you do?"

"Well uh... we're not on good terms... again... after I kept stealing his fruit roll ups..."

America facepalmed. "I swear you guys can get angry at each other for literally anything... but I guess I can't really complain because this was exactly how me, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia were."

"Are they your siblings?"

America shrugged "Well yea I guess but were like half-siblings. Now can you please leave my room."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"... Understandable have a nice day." New Jersey then quickly left America's room. America sighed but as he was about to go on his phone Canada bursted into his room. "Oh for god sakes will anyone leave me alone!?" America shouted. "Sorry Ame, but uh have you seen New Jersey?" Canada asked. "Uh why?"

"Just need to talk with him..." Canada said.

"No, I haven't, plus I'm quite glad you actually remembered a state... or another."

"Heh, uh yea I guess, it's not hard to remember New Jersey's name really because he kinda rhymes with Hershey."

"... wow, you really compared my child's name with a damn Hershey. You really outdid yourself there." Canada chuckled a bit. "Aww come on, don't blame me. It kinda rhymes, but that's what I mostly think. Now enough talk where New Jersey." America shrugged. "I don't know, check the kitchen or whatever."

"I know you know where he is!" America rolled his eyes. "What if I don't know? You can't just be asking me something I don't know!"

"But I know you know where he is. Where is he?!" Canada shouted.

"My "friend" or whatever, your talking sounds like your about to kill him." America said.

"... probably because I am." Canada said as he rolled his eyes.

"What, why?!" Though America already knew the reason, he just acted like he didn't. Canada shrugged, "Oh I don't know, probably because that little sh!t stuck out his middle finger at me!" America started snickered, "I swear to god Ame if you start laughing, I'm going to strangle you." America couldn't help himself by start laughing.

Canada frowned, "Oh now you're getting it." Canada said. He then smirked at America. America knew this wasn't a good sign. "Sh!t..." America mumbled. America then dashed out of his room. "Hey! Where the f@ck do you think you're going?!" Canada yelled as he started chasing America.

"Get back here!" Canada shouted. "I'm not giving up that easily, you idiot!" America shouted as he smirked. Though America passed through the living room where most countries where. He lost Canada though he knew he shouldn't stop moving. "What the f@ck is wrong with you?" Russia asked. "Nothing." America said as he panted. "There you are you little sh!t." America froze. "Welp, bye everyone, I hope I don't die today." America then started running off again.

As America passed the states, the states were so confused on why their dad was running the house but once they saw how angry Canada was, they knew why. "What the f*ck did dad do to make him this mad..." Texas mumbled. "Is this how we look when we're chasing each other..." Florida mumbled. "Never realized we looked like maniacs."

"For real though..." California mumbled. "So what do we do?" Both the two states shrugged. "Uh, I don't know..." Texas said. "Mine as well get out of their way before we end in the same situation as them." Florida said.

"Will you just let me have a nice conversation with you!?" Canada yelled. "Yea a nice conversation, I'm not believing that, you think I'm an idiot?!" America yelled. "No I don't think you are and idiot, you are one!" Canada shouted. America rolled his eyes. Apparently both of the countries started running around the house for awhile and Canada was already getting tired. "Oh my f@cking god, how much f@cking energy do you have?!" Canada shouted.

"Well if you want me, try to catch me!" America yelled. "I will!" Canada shouted. It seems the countries looked concerned for these two countries because they have been running around all over the place, but once the states told the what happened, they understood. "This shows how much they love each other..." France said.

Soon Canada was right next to America and America had his eyes widened. Canada smirked and pushed him onto the ground. "Oh you motherf@cker! I am going to kill you!" Soon both countries started fighting with each other, physically.. "What the heck is going here?!" A state yelled. Both the countries turned their heads towards the state. It was Alaska. "Oh... uh, I was never part of this battle..." Alaska then slowly walked away.

Without hesitation, America punched Canada in the jaw. "Ouch, you little b@tch!" Canada shouted. They both then continued on fighting, soon a few states came up to them and didn't know whether to leave or watch. "So this what we look like fighting with each other... we look like complete idiots..." Wyoming mumbled as she peeled off a string of her string cheese. "I agree with that one.."  Rhode Island said. "Yep, plus you already know why we can't really fight you, if you thought of another reason on why you were probably wrong, it's because of how short you are, if we fight you, you'll already know we're going to win." Montana said as he smirked.

"Hey, I'm not that short!" Rhode Island shouted. "Uh huh sure, think what you wanna think, but I think you're short." Montana said as he patted Rhode's Islands head. This made Rhode Island start mumbling swear words. As the states kept talking they never expected Canada to literally like fly towards them. "Dad, how the f@ck did you make him literally like fly?! Did you kick him?!" Rhode Island shouted. America shrugged.

"Hey talk to him, not me." America said as he crossed his arms. "Ame, what the f@ck was that kick?!" Canada exclaimed as he looked up at America. "We'll that explains.." Alaska said. "Well now that you two are done, fix yourselves. You two look horrible." Texas said. "Oh we didn't notice.." America said sarcastically. "Now before you do that apologize to each other." Florida said. The states looked at Florida like he was crazy, Florida didn't know why, but chose to ignore it. Both the countries rolled their eyes. "I'm sorry I laughed at you because I thought it was funny of what you said you little b*tch."

"Excuse me do you f@cking wanna go again?" America smirked, "Gladly."

"Oh dear god Florida you made it worse." Alaska said. "How was I supposed to know they'll do this?!" Florida yelled. Alaska frowned, "Then what did you expect? Huh?!" Florida shrugged, "I don't know I just expected them to at least say sorry and then leave." Alaska facepalmed, "You idiot! Dad is like us! If we say sorry to each other, we will always well not always add some sort of insult! That's when we'll go back to fighting!"

"Oh... well uh, what do we do now?"

"Are you serious, we can't to anything now! If we try's something we'll end being in the fight with them! I don't want to end with another damn black eye!" Alaska shouted. "Ok, no need to shout." Florida said. "I am not shouting!" Alaska yelled. Florida rolled his eyes, "Yea sure you aren't." Florida mumbled.

"Ok what in the world is happening?!" Britain yelled as he walked up towards the states. "Nothing!" Both Canada and America said as they got up at the same time. "Yea, sure. You both are beat up, please don't tell me you guys fought each other.." Both Canada and America looked at each other then back at Britain, "Yea you guys definitely did.." Britain mumbled as he sipped his tea.

"As you can see little demons, this is what your father always does with his siblings, and this is also what your father deals with because of you guys." Britain said. "Did you really need to tell them that?" America asked. "Yes."

"...I don't think they needed to know or it was already self explanatory, but uh ok..."

"Well whatever, anyways you guys should get cleaned up, I'll be somewhere in the house if you need me." Britain then walked away leaving Canada, America, and the states. "I'm going to my room." America then started heading upstairs, he noticed Canada was following him as he reached the the second step, "We're continuing this..." Canada mouthed. America rolled his eyes and shook his head no. America then continued going to his room along with Canada following him. As they entered Canada nudged America a bit. "Now, let's continue, shall we?"

"Seems like you won't quit any time soon, so why not?"

With the other countries

"Yea so basically there're having those moments again." Britain said as he sipped his tea. "...Oh how wonderful..." France said sarcastically. "What moments?" Philippines asked as he went up to Britain and France. "America and Canada fighting with each other, though this is normal for them. It takes awhile for them to stop... though they stopped more quicker than anticipated."

"... Dear, do you really think they stopped?" Britain thought for a moment before he shrugged. "Well it seemed like it-." Before Britain could finish his sentence the countries heard lots of thumping and yelling coming from upstairs. "Well we just got our answer..." France said. "Yea, I can see that..." Britain said. "Well uh, I was never apart of this." Philippines said as he backed away.

"I'm going to check up on them again..." Britain mumbled. He then started going upstairs, he went to America's room because where would they be? He opened the door and saw Canada basically strangling America. Canada let go of America and America started wheezing. "I swear what the heck is wrong with you two." Britain said as he rubbed the bridge of his nose. "We we're just play fighting." Canada said quickly. "Play fighting? Doesn't seem like it, you were literally strangling America."

"Jesus Canada, maybe next time don't do that so f@cking hard, I though I was going to suffocate soon." America said. Canada chuckled a bit.

"Alright now please clean yourselves up, i don't think anyone wants to see you guys looking all bloody and bruised. Though probably everyone is going to anyways..." Britain said. "Whatever then." America said.

Time skip

Though it's been awhile since the fight happened, everyone seems quite chill which was great. (Though they'd didn't  notice Russia was gone, he was in the basement because the states basically tied him to a chair and left him there, why? Because they got tired of hearing Russia saying to them he doesn't want them near Ame. He's been there for awhile.)

The states were their usual selves. The countries were talking about their own countries, and America was busy dealing with a couple of states. "Ok Montana say sorry to Rhode Island for calling him short, and Rhode Island say sorry to Montana for kicking in the shin."

Montana rolled his eyes, "Fine, I'm sorry for calling short... even though you are.." Montana said as he mumbled the last part. "I heard that!" Rhode Island shouted. "Ok, don't you guys DARE start fighting again. If I come back and you two are fighting with each other, you guys already know what's gonna happen. Understand?"

"Understood..." Montana said. "Rhode?" Rhode just nodded as he glared at Montana. "Alright, I'll be back with two later." America then left the two states and basically did other things. He noticed that certain country was missing. He didn't know who te be exact so he basically started naming everyone till he realized who was missing. "Ok where the f@ck is Russia?!" America yelled. The countries turned to look at him. "I don't know, I haven't seen for awhile." Japan said. "Maybe he left the house?" France said.

Though most of his responses were "I don't know." He asked his children and they looked nervous. "Ok, I know you did something, where is he?" Texas then pointed to the basement door. America walked over to it and opened the door, he walked down and turned on the lights. He noticed Russia sitting in a far corner tied up to a chair along with a piece of tape on his mouth, "So this is where you were." Russia rolled his eyes.

"How long have you been here?" No response. "Oh right.." America then went up to Russia and took the tape of him and untied the rope. "Finally! Jesus, those children put rope tighter than last time..." Russia mumbled as he got up from his seat. "Yea, so how long have you been here for?" Russia shrugged, "What time is it?" America looked at his phone. "3:20 pm."

"So I've been for five hours now." Russia said. "Excuse me, what?!"

"Yea, I've been here for five hours, now I'm going upstairs." Russia then started mumbling some things but America couldn't hear exactly what he said, he chose to ignore it and go back upstairs.

"Ok, so why the f@ck did they tie up Russia for?" America thought, he wanted to know so he decided to ask his kids, they gave him many different answers such as, we hate him, he tried killing us, why not, we were bored, he wanted to, a test, and random things like that. Though America couldn't tell which one was true, so he decided to ask Russia, this time Russia said they just wanted to do it for fun.

Seemed believable for America so he just took that as an answer.

Though as a few minutes passed, it somehow turned from calm to chaos. "Ok, someone grab the extinguisher it seems Arizona is now on fire! Grab it before the damn house turns into ashes!" America yelled. "And there goes Kansas... Someone get Kansas! Hawaii you already know my answer. Nevada no one cares about Las Vegas! Now shut up! California you too, no one cares about Hollywood. Oh my lord, Georgia what the did I say about the peaches?! Wisconsin stop with the cheese, ok?! We know you like it, but just stop, please! Texas no! New York and New Jersey stop that this instant! Florida get rid of that gator! Georgia, why the heck did you tie a potato to the ceiling fan- No one cares Nevada, now stop!"

"Heh, should we tell America that the kids ate the cookies again?" Italy whispered. Russia shook his head no, "I think he will be better off not knowing.." Russia whispered.

Ima just end it here.. my mind has gone blank right now.. I can't even think of what to write next.. so yea..

I for real want to sleep but the same time I don't-

Why the hell did I stay up till 3 am?! Well it was was almost 4..  but whatever! I had online class at 7! Why couldn't I sleep?! Something is probably wrong with me... I think I'm talking to myself again..

Welp bye people