WHEN WAS SOMWONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT CANONICALLY SALLY GOT WILBUR PREGNAT AND WILBUR GAVE BIRTH TO FUNDY?!??

WHY DO I JUST NOW FIND THAT OUT???

Alright let's be reasonable here, I knew that sally had topped wilbur but my god how did this happen????

Excuse me while I have an existential crisis about dream smp lore with a hint of a mental breakdown!