Operation apple: part 1

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Peppas POV
I knew Draco would come crawling back, poor boy couldn't survive without me! It had only been a couple of weeks since they started dating but I already have him back in my grasp, maybe the whole making him jealous with Danny thing worked! While I'm still heartbroken from him leaving me and ignoring me, this project could be what brings us back together. When I return his Apple he'll see me as his savior and fall back in love with me. I feel bad using Danny, he really is a great person but I have to do what I have to do to get back with my drakee poo.
     After Zoe zebra falls asleep, I plan my attack.  I roll out my blueprints once again as I did the night I stole her from Draco. The only different part about this would be that Suzy is in Hufflepuff, not my slytherin. I have learned from lunch with Suzy that to get in, you tap some barrels in a certain sequence. I, however, was not paying attention when she told me which ones. Which is why I need to enlist the help of an old friend.
      I met peeves my first year at hogwarts. After Rebecca Rabbit called me a fat hog Peeves helped me prank her by pumping poison into her night time carrots. It wasn't deadly poison, but she was in the hospital wing for two months and it was hilarious. I knew peeves would help me now, he and I had always stayed in contact since then. The only problem was getting past the bloody baron, the ghost of the slytherin house. He and I are on decent terms, I've never gotten in trouble by him, however he is the only one who is able to control peeves so if we get caught by him we're done.
      One of the only things I know about the bloody baron is that he was in love with Helena Ravenclaw. He was one of the first students to attend hogwarts and fell in love with the daughter of the head of ravenclaw, who didn't return feelings for him. I know this sounds crazy but if I disguise myself as Helena ravenclaw maybe he'll be too shocked to stop me. I took out my duffle bag and stuffed it with my wand, my hufflepuff robes (I have a set for every house) my weave, and some twinkies to keep up my energy. I then went to the closet to start looking for something that Helena ravenclaw would wear, I had a few of my sexy red dresses but nothing that looks like something a tenth century witch would wear. But then I remembered. What an idiot I am. Zoe zebra dressed as her for Halloween last year! She probably still has the costume! Zoe very much wanted to be a ravenclaw and looked up to her, so of course she'd keep it! I found it neatly hung in her wardrobe and tried to slip it on. I was, however, dummy thicc. Therefore the dress was a bit tight in certain areas but I'd have to deal with that to get my drakee poo back. I got my light brown weave and put it on, and then I pulled two pieces of it back for a half up half down look. I whipped out my james Charles make up palette and got to work. A little bit of blush here, some highlighter there, and I looked almost like a human! The only difference was I was about a foot too short so I once again unsheathed my sparkly stilettos. I was looking like an absolute goddess. All I had to do was quietly sneak down the stairs and hope the bloody baron didn't notice me, and if he did that he would let me go. I tip toed as quietly as someone in 12 inch stilettos could, and surprisingly enough I didn't see the bloody baron at all! Hopefully it stayed that way. I sling the dufflebag over my shoulder and started creeping toward the common room door and the across the hall to Hufflepuff common room and the kitchens.
I figured I could sneak into the kitchens for a replacement Apple to keep Suzy off my trail. That wasn't too hard to do, all you had to do was tickle the pear everyone knew that. When I came in I saw two house elves having a conversation. They turned and looked at me and the smaller one said "Ms. You aren't supposed to be on here" I turned on my fake smile and said "oh I'm really sorry it's just my blood sugar is low could I have an Apple?" They looked confused for a second. "Blood sugar?" I gave them a fake giggle and said "yes it's a muggle thing, I have diabetes and I need an Apple" I don't have diabetes, frankly I don't even know if an Apple would help but it seems they know even less about it than I do so they just agreed and handed me a green Apple. I felt kind of bad tricking them. They really are very sweet creatures but alas I have a mission, and I'm about to pull an Indiana Jones on that Apple.
All I need to do now is find peeves to help me open up the hufflepuff door. I will take a long time though because I have to walk past the moving stairs, the courtyard, the suspended bridge, through the defense against the dark arts classroom, and through the bigger hallway to the East towers. Peeves normally hangs out around the divination classroom which is conveniently on the other side of the school so I'll have to hurry. I look around and start my journey, and the hallways are empty so I take my Apple and dufflebag and start scurrying across the stone floor, lightly snorting as I go. My stilettos are just too loud though! I guess I'll have to deal with it for a couple more minutes and then I can take a detour into moaning myrtles bathroom to change into my Hufflepuff robes.

I catch my breath I scramble Into the shadows. I see Harry, Ron and hermione from gryffindor walking around and violently whispering to each other. I swear every time something happens it's always those three. When they're a safe distance away I sneak through over the stone bridge to where the stairs down to potions and moaning myrtles bathroom is. There's no one in the bathroom but me and her so I quickly get into a stall and change into my robes and wash off the makeup. She looks at me and says "what are you doing here, aren't you're supposed to be in bed?" The key to being a sneaky sneak such as myself is manipulation. I turn on my fake tears.
"M-my b-boyfriend broke up with me!" And then I fall to the ground sobbing. She looks uncomfortable for a second and says "but why are you here?" I sniffle and say "I don't want them to see me like this. I thought it would be safe in here and that you would understand." She nods and goes back into her stall. Man I'm so good at this.
I wipe off the tears and gather my stuff, running out of there as fast as possible. I don't have the stilettos on anymore so it's easier. I also switched to my blond wig. I went back over the bridge to the courtyard and then I went to the suspension bridge. It's unlikely that anyone would catch me now, I'm pretty far away from all the dormitories. I'm just getting to the defense against the dark arts room when I hear a rattle. I'm terrified thinking it's filches cat but i turn around and see him, "PEEVES!" I whisper shout.
"Just the ghost I was looking for! I need your help!" He rolls his eyes but I can tell he's excited too.
"So you only come to me when you need help? I'm just kidding I'm in, what are we doing blowing someone up?"
"no we're stealing something from a Hufflepuff"
"Sounds pretty boring are you sure no one needs to explode"
"I'm sure.
"Fine. I'm bored anyway."


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