Draco's POV
"APPLE!" I bolt straight up and scream. I know I said I would let her go to live her own life, I know I let go of her, but I still care. Dumbledore is going to kill her. I can't let that happen.
   "How long have I been out?" I ask, I know I passed out but Dumbledore is no longer  here so it must have been at least a few minutes.
   "Not long" Danny said. That's good, extra time to find and murder Dumbledore.
    "Well we need to get out of here" I say.
"agreed, I need to get to the DA meeting" Danny adds.
"What's that"
"Oh it's just this thing where Harry potter trains us on how to do spells and stuff."
"YES THATS PERFECT WE NEED TO ARM OURSELVES IF WE'RE GOING TO TAKE DOWN DUMBLEDORE!" I run up to the door but it won't open. I'm so stupid of course that wrinkly old bat locked the door. I curse and turn to Peppa, "Can you get us out of here?" I ask, even though I already know the answer. Of course as can.
"Yeah sure but we're gonna need disguises, luckily I have just the thing."
Out of seemingly no where she brings out a full vanity with enough seats for all of us and a full wardrobe. I don't know how she does it.
"I never leave my dorm without it." She says while tossing several James Charles makeup palettes on the table like they're frisbees or something.
"Do you children not realize i'm literally standing right here?" Snape asks
"Oh how rude of me, would you like to join in on our quest for justice?" I say

"Wha- no i'll have you expelled for this sort of behavior what you kids are doing is-"
"lemme stop you right there," Peppa says, while reaching in her pocket. "would you do it for a scooby snack?" She pulls out a small bone shaped cracker, and I see Professor Snapes eyes widen. If i'm not mistaken I think he may have also been drooling.
"Fine"
   Then Peppa gets to work. She slaps bright pink blush and blue eye shadow all over our faces and hands us blue dresses with matching hats.
"I thought we were going for incognito?" I asked her, because obviously this would draw unwanted attention towards us.
"Well, yeah, but I happened to have 5 beauxbatons uniforms with matching hats in all your exact sizes with me so I figured why not you know?"
If this were anyone else I may have questioned it but this was Peppa so I dropped it and put on my dress. Across the room was a broken mirror and I couldn't help but admire how the dress accentuates my curves. I wonder what potter would think if he saw me in this... NO stop it bad Draco you mustn't think like that focus on apple.
   Peppa then comes over to hand out blonde wigs, stilettos to Suzy and Danny, and shorter heels to the rest of us. We were all suited up and ready to draw out our plan of attack. We'd walk as a group to The DA, get our training and head out to Dumbledore's office. Once there Peppa and I would sneak in to find Apple,  Danny would strangle Dumbledore, Snape would create a diversion and Suzy would pose as the lookout. We all put our hands in the circle and started rhythmically chanting the lyrics to WAP like some kind of satanic ritual. We were just about to set off when Peppa spoke up.
"Remember everyone, confidence is key. Strut down that hallway and own it. If you aren't confident they'll realize you're lying"
I practiced my pose and pout. "Like this?"
"Exactly."
I strut down the hallway with my heels clacking in the tile. Danny and I were struggling as we'd never worn heels before but professor Snape seemed to be doing just fine. When I asked why he sighed and said he did a little drag back in the day. I decided not to ask anymore questions.
    Once Danny found the room of requirement we all ducked in and removed our wands. We were met with many pairs of eyes but then Peppa spoke up. "Bonjour, I heard you give lessons?" She said in a very bad french accent.
Harry stared at us for a solid couple seconds and then continued speaking about patronuses or something but I was only paying attention to his eyes. I bent down pretending to pick something up but I didn't drop anything, I just wanted to show off my butt in this dress. I stood back up and refocused on his eyes. He stared at me and I blushed so hard it might have shown through my jeffree star foundation. His eyes were green like... apple was. Dangit I did it again. I snap my attention to his words and focus on the the wiggling potato sack behind him instead of his face. Just as I was about to ask what it was he told us.
"Now instead of our regularly scheduled dueling today we will be practicing on a real life target. We found this thing wandering outside the castle. Possibly sent by Voldemort himself. He rips the sack off the victims head as all the candles in the room ignite and a grand piano riffs in the distance. How dramatic. The thing speaks up.
"Hola, soy Dora! Can you help me find Grandmas house?"
"SHUT UP MAGGOT!" Harry kicks the girl as she struggles in the ropes.
"WHO SENT YOU"
"Mi madre of course! Do you know where boots is?"
"What kind of code is that? Does anyone know what a boots is?!" No one responds.
"Swiper no swiping!"
Harry grunts and I see tears pooling in his eyes. "IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!"
"Rojo! Red!"
"Patrificus totalus!" Harry lets out a breath as the small girl freezes. "that was close."
We all start hyping him up for saving us. He bows and chuckles. "I know, I know, i'm pretty great. Haha but seriously guys huddle up we need to devise the best way to take out this beast. We don't want to use the killing curse because everyone should have a shot so maybe just hit her with-"
Behind Harry a dark figure rises.
"yum yum yum DELICIOSO can you say delicioso?"
Harry screams and falls on his face.
"Sectumsempra" I scream, hopefully saving Harry and being his hero. The girls skin cracks open and blood starts streaming out but just as quickly as it happens she healed again.
Her head tilts to the side as she stares into my soul.
"Vamonos!"
I scramble backwards terrified. Harry gets up and his voice cracks as he screams "CRUCIO"
The girl writhes on the floor for a few seconds before getting up and smiling at us.
"This is my friend, backpack"
I exchange a nervous glance with Danny. Oh god what's in the backpack. She pulls out an Ak-47 and starts rapid firing at us.
"Say hola!"
I grimace and oblige, tears streaming down my face. "hola!"
"Very good!"
How were we to outsmart her? That I didn't know. But apparently Peppa did.
"Hey Dora!" She snaps her head over to Peppa.
"How do you say Google translate in Spanish?"
Dora falters and sweats nervously.
"I- I don't- No habla español" She drops the gun and sinks to the the floor. She was a fraud. She didn't really know Spanish, only a select few phrases plus the help of google translate. How did Peppa figure that out? I truly admired her. Dora slowly starts to disintegrate on the floor while hyperventilating.
"NO HABLA ESPAÑOL!" She screams, and then she's gone. She fades into nothingness.
Everyone applauds Peppa and Harry speaks up and says " I think that's enough practice for one day, you're all dismissed." Then He comes up to me.
"That was really brave how you cursed that wretched creature while it was towering over me. I wanted to thank you." I would have burst with happiness but then I remembered he didn't know it was me, I was just some random girl from beauxbatons. I wink and blow him a kiss, "anytime honey!" and trot off to meet Peppa, trying to suppress my smile.