Crazy Valentine

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Song: I Write Sins Not Tragedies/
By P!ATD

Haven't you you ever heard of closing the god damn door guys? ;)))

Valentines one-shot since it's that special occasion for you lovers out there ;))) Girl imma be having soooo much fun watching marathons of anime shows with my ice cream :')

Actually I am going to have a lot of fun, I wasn't being sarcastic😂

[Haven't checked for spelling errors yet]

You and Dipper's Age: 15

~•~3rd POV~•~

"Why can't you just tell me already?!" Mabel complained, throwing her hands up.

"I-I don't want to, okay?!" Dipper said.

"Why?!"

"You know exactly why!"

"No, I don't, actually." Mabel said.

"Yes, you actually do, Mabel." You said from Dipper's bed.

The twins looked over at you. You were laying on your back on Dipper's bed, shooting one of your hair ties at the ceiling, then catching it when it falls, "What are you talking about?"

You sat up from the bed slightly, propping yourself up from the bed, "Whenever someone gets a crush or thinks someone's cute, you go on a hectic chase to get them together."

"Exactly." Dipper said, "Thank you, (Y/n)."

"But she's still your sister, you should be able to talk about your feelings to her. Plus, she just wants to help since Valentine's Day is coming up." You also pointed out.

"Thank you, (Y/n)." Mabel said, throwing a smirk at Dipper.

He gave her a slight glare, before sighing, "I'm leaving."

"No you aren't, mister!" Mabel yelled, "Tell me who you like or else."

Dipper was already walking out of the room, but he stopped from Mabel's words. He poked his head back into the room, giving a small smirk, "Or else what?"

"I'll... I'll-" Mabel thought to herself, tapping her chin, before an idea struck her head, "I'm not gonna tell you, but if you don't tell me, you're going to be sorry."

Dipper gave her a look, before he left.

"I warned you!" Mabel yelled.

She quickly went over to her bed, searching frantically for something. You sat up from Dipper's bed all the way, your feet hanging off the edge, "Whatcha doin'?"

"Searching." Mabel commented, still looking frantically for whatever she was looking for.

"And your searching for what exactly?" You asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Um... AHA! Got it!" Mabel yelled, as she pulled out a potion bottle.

"Whoa whoa whoa-" You got up quickly, your eyes widening, "Isn't that one of the Love God's potions?!" You asked.

"Yup." Mabel said, then letting out a maniacal laugher.

You started to back out of the room, your hands up in surrender, "O-Oh, I just remembered, I, um... l-left something in the oven at home! Yeah! So I'll... see you later! Bye!" You said, then quickly running out of the room.

If Mabel has a love potion on her, then shit is about to go down. She already knows that you like Dipper, so who knows what she's going to with potion. But the one thing you needed to do was warn Dipper.

Once getting downstairs, you looked around for Dipper. You checked the living room, the kitchen, even the back rooms. You finally found him in the shop, sitting on one of the tall stools by the cash register, reading another book.

"Dipper!" You yelled, quickly going up to him.

From your sudden outburst, he yelled aloud and dropped his book, "What?! What happened?" He asked.

"No time to explain! We need to leave now!" You said, grabbing his hand and yanking him off the stool.

"What?! Why?!"

"Because-"

"Oh Dipper~" Mabel's voice came from the other room.

You shot a worried look behind you, then looking at Dipper, "Run."

The two of you dashed out of the shack, "What did Mabel do this time?!"

"It's not that she did something, she's just about to do something, to you." You said.

Dipper's eyes widened, "...What?!"

"Well, let's just say that she still has one of the Love Gods potions." You said, "And she's going to use it on you to get you to tell her who your crush is."

"Oh god." Dipper said.

"DIPPER! WHERE ARE YOU AT BRO BRO?!" A voice yelled behind us.

"Run faster!" You said, as you both sped up your pace.

And of course, like every cliché movie, you tripped on a tree root, "Dammit!" You hissed.

"(Y/n)!" Dipper started to turn back to get you.

"No! Go on without me! It's for the greater good!" You said.

"Like I'm going to leave you behind with a crazed manic with a magic love potion." He said, helping you up.

You laughed slightly, which caused a pink tint to appear on his cheeks, but he still continued to help you. He threw one of your arms around his shoulders, while one hand went onto your hip. The two of you start to run — well, sped walk — again.

"There you are!" Mabel's voice yelled behind you two.

You both yelled, turning around to face her. She had a craved smile plastered on her face, while holding up the potion, "I warned you about earlier~"

The two of you back up slightly from Mabel, "Now, what was the thing Love God said before he used this potion on me? Oh, right- Visions of heartbreak past!"

Before she slammed the potion onto the ground, Dipper quickly pushed you out of the way. You feel on your bottom away from the two, and before you could do anything, there was pink smoke everywhere. You wave a hand in front of your face, coughing. You blinked a couple of times, trying to adjust your eyes. Once they did, your mouth dropped and your eyes widened.

Mabel was just as shocked as you were, but it quickly changed to an excited expression, "Oh my god."

Dipper stared at the figure who had appeared from the potion. He stiffened up completely, holding in a breath.

The figure was you.

She smiled at Dipper, walking over to him, "Have I ever told you how adorable you are?" She flirted, giving him a small smirk.

Dipper's face had gone all red by now, while he only just blinked at her in response. She continued to walk towards him until she was right in front of him. She slung an arm around his shoulders, then giving him a kiss on the cheek. He still stood frozen, not saying a word.

"What's the matter, sweetheart? Paralyzed because of me?" She said, fluttering her eyelashes at him.

You could feel your blood boil from the sick comments the fake you were saying. You'd never say those things to anyone. That wasn't you.

Dipper blinked again, before slowly speaking up, "Y-You're not... the real (Y/n)."

That's when the fake you paralyzed. Instead of reacting, her pink figure turned into a puff of smoke with a 'poof'. Dipper took a step back, waving his hand in the air and coughing from the colorful smoke. When he was able to catch his breath, he let out a deep one that he didn't realize he was still holding in. That's when he realized where he still was.

His eyes shot wide and, as he glanced over at you. You were standing up now, but staring back at him.

"Um... I'll just-- be on my way back to the Shack now." Mabel said, starting to run off.

"Mabel get back here!!" Dipper yelled, sighing when it was already too late.

"Uh, Dipper?" You questioned, "Do you... like me?"

He looked back at you again, exhaling again, "Um... yeah. I was planning on telling you today too but... Mabel screwed it up for me."

You still had a confused look on your face, "Did break your heart?"

Now it was Dipper's turn to give you a confused look, "What? Why would you ever?"

"The spell Mabel used... she said vision of heartbreak past." You pouted slightly, "I broke your heart?"

Dipper looked at you for a long moment, before the realization hit him, "N-No! You didn't break my heart. I had thought at one point that you didn't like me at all- well, I still don't know if you like me back, but I dropped a subtle hint one time and what you said to me kind of convinced me that--"

Dipper was cut off from his words when you quickly walked towards him, smiling and laughing slightly to yourself. You smashed your lips onto his his, pulling away before he could react. His face had gone red again, "--you didn't like me..." he finished.

You rolled your eyes playfully and laughed at him again, "How could not like you, dork."

Dipper smiled at you, "Oh, well then-" He took a hold of your hand, "(Y/n), will you do me the honor- and be my Valentine?"

You smiled more at him, giving him a quick kiss again, "Of course."

Dipper smiled more too, "Remind me to kill Mabel later though."

You laughed aloud to his joke, "No promises."

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Okay so like this Valentines wasn't a total disaster as I thought it would be. Yeah, I'm still single, BUT, in the beginning of the year I had become friends with a guy who's in his senior year (I'm a freshman and don't get any ideas you little dirty minded people😂)

But in one of the classes I had with him today he asked me to be his Valentine. He has a girlfriend already but she lives in a different state and he's told me that I was one of his closet friends??

Yeah

But it's only a big deal cause no one — besides my friends that are girls — has ever actually said that to me before and (slightly) meant it

But later on I must gonna have some more ice cream and watch Anime ;))))

Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this!

Love y'all and wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

~gianna_northwest🌸

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