You and Dipper's Age: 16

~•~Your POV~•~

Dipper and I were both thrown on the cold floor, the police closing the bars behind us. I shot up from the ground and grabbed the cold metal bars.

"You can't do this to us! You don't understand!" I yelled.

"Don't care!" The policemen yelled.

Let me tell you how this happened. It all started on Christmas Eve morning.

:::::A FEW HOURS EARLIER:::::

Dipper and I were walking down the the sidewalk, bundled up in a winter clothing while it lightly snowed.

"So, what did you get everyone this year?" I asked.

"Well, I bought Mabel a new sweater, I'm giving Stan money, Soos is getting nice tools which will be better then the crappy ones that Stan gave him, and I'm getting Wendy a new axe since hers is pretty old." Dipper said.

"What about me?" I asked.

"What about you?" Dipper asked.

I gave him a glare and playfully punched his arm.

"What are you getting me for Christmas?" I asked, laughing.

"I'm not going to tell you. You'll just have to find out." Dipper said.

~•~Dipper POV~•~

Well, I just lied to (Y/n).

I am getting her a present and all, but I don't know what to get her. And it was getting close to Christmas. I'm getting really worried. What if I don't find something to get her? Then she's going to hate me for getting her nothing and we'll never end up as boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Hey, are you ok? You look like you're about to cry?" (Y/n) asked.

I blinked a couple of times and quickly wiped my eyes with my hands.

"Yeah, I'm fine. I wasn't crying, I-I had something in my eye." I said.

(Y/n) rolled her eyes at me and we continued to walk. After walking for a little while, I heard (Y/n) gasp. Before I could respond, she pointed at a shop. I looked over at the shop. It was a pet shop.

"What? You wanna go look inside? I asked.

"Heck yeah!" (Y/n) said, starting to walk towards the shop.

I shook my head and chuckled a bit as I followed. We both stepped inside of the shop and looked around.

"Awe! Look at that puppy!" (Y/n) said, pointing at a glass exhibit.

She was pointing at a small, golden retriever puppy, and might I add an adorable one too. (Y/n)'s eyes lit up as she got closer to the puppy. When the puppy noticed her, he started to get excited and jump up and down the glass frame. (Y/n) put her hand over the glass frame to pet him. When she tried to, instead, the puppy constantly licked her hand, making her giggle.

"He's adorable! I already love him!" (Y/n) said.

"You can hold him if you want." The employee said as she walk past us.

(Y/n)'s smile grew even bigger as she picked the puppy up. The puppy was happily barking and licking (Y/n)'s face.

"Hey Dipper, why don't you say hi to him?" (Y/n) asked, laughing a little cause the puppy was still licking her.

"Ok." I said, walking over to her.

The puppy looked at me and his tail wagged faster. A smile crept on my face has I petted him. He's pretty soft.

"I wish we could get him, he would probably be the best present ever." (Y/n) said.

It'll be the best present ever, eh?

(Y/n)'s phone went off and the song 'Same Old Love' went off. She placed the puppy back into the exhibit and pulled out her phone.

"Hello?.. Yeah... We'll be there in like ten... Nothing important... Ok... Bye~" She hung up after.

"Who was it?" I asked.

"It was Mabel. She wants us back at the shack now so we can finish wrapping our presents." (Y/n) sighed.

She looked back at the puppy. She bent down at eye level and put her hand against the glass frame. But what probably was the cutest thing ever was, the puppy placed his paw against the glass frame too, right where (Y/n)'s hand was. I heard (Y/n) sniffle a little and stand back up.

I looked at her face and she looked like she was on the verge of tears. I swung my arm around her shoulders as we started to walk out.

"It'll be ok." I said.

"I really did love that puppy." She mumbled.

"Well who knows. You might see that puppy again." I smiled.

:::::TIMESKIP:::::

(Y/n) and I were in the living room, wrapping our presents. While (Y/n) was wrapping her presents, she was humming a song to herself.

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

But the very next day, you gave it away

This year, to save me from tears

I gave it to someone special~"

"Hey, what did you get me for Christmas?" I asked.

She stopped her singing and looked at me.

"I can't tell you. It'll ruin the fun of Christmas." (Y/n) laughed.

"Can you at least give me a hint?" I asked.

(Y/n) tapped her chin and scrunched up her face, making it look like she was thinking.

"Ok, the hint is... It doesn't need to be wrapped up." She said.

"...Can you give me another hint?" I asked.

She rolled her eyes and smiled.

"Fine, you won't be getting it until later tonight, or tomorrow." (Y/n) smirked.

I rasied my eyebrow at her. I then got a phone call, the ringtone 'Sorry' going off. I answered it.

"Hello?" I said.

"Hey Dip, it's Mabel! I got the puppy you wanted me to pick up!" Mabel said.

"Really? Thats's great! Thanks again for doing this for me, Mabel. I promise I'll pay you back." I said.

"No prob-blame-o bro bro, besides, if it's for (Y/n), it'll be a perfect match-made opportunity for me!" Mabel laughed.

In the background, I could hear a puppy barking.

"Sir Licks-a-lot, you need to stay in the car seat!" Mabel yelled.

"You nick-named him Sir Licks-a-lot?" I asked, laughing.

"And you didn't?" She asked, "I gotta go anyways, bye!" She hung up.

I sighed as I put my phone away.

"Sir Licks-a-lot?" (Y/n) asked.

"Were you listening to the conversation I was having?" I asked.

She smiled and nodded, without any hesitation. I just rolled my eyes at her as I continued to wrap presents.

"So, what are other things you would like for Christmas?" I asked.

"Why? Did you not get me a present or something?" She asked.

"No, I did. I just want to know what else you'd like." I said.

"Well, there is a pair of (F/c) converse I saw in in the shoe store, an iMac laptop, and some bags of (F/candy)." (Y/n) said.

Ok, I know I already got (Y/n) a puppy, but I wanted to make (Y/n) super happy this Christmas. So I'm definitely going to get her all the stuff she said.

:::::TIMESKIP:::::

It was pretty late at night, and super dark. I did buy all the stuff I wanted to get for (Y/n), but I brought a big red sack to carry all of the stuff. And to make it look like I was not a burglar, I put a Santa hat on my head. Clever right? I was about to turn a corner, when someone tapped my shoulder. I yelped and jumped as I turned around to a laughing (Y/n).

"Dip, where were you? It's almost twelve o'clock?" (Y/n) asked, "And what's in the bag?

"Um, well, uh-"

I was interrupted by a bright light shining on me and (Y/n). I had to use my hand to block the light, and so did (Y/n).

"Freeze burglars!" Someone yelled, "You two are under arrest!"

:::::TIMESKIP:::::

~•~Your POV~•~

And that's how we ended up here.

"Look (Y/n), I'm sorry I brought you into this mess." Dipper mumbled.

"It's ok, it wasn't your fault." I said.

I heard the police officer walk past our cell, towards his desk with Dipper's red sack. Dipper quickly walked towards the cell bars, grabbing them and shaking them.

"Hey! Be careful with that sack! I'm warning you! Or else you're paying for my stuff!" Dipper yelled.

"Be quiet!" The officer yelled.

He dumped out the sack on his desk. Wait a mintute? A coverse box? An iMac laptop? Bags of (F/candy)? I looked at Dipper, who had a little worry on his face.

"For all I know you could have stole this!" The officer said.

"No! I swear I bought it! Here, I have the receipt." Dipper said.

Dipper pulled out a piece of paper and stuck it out of the cell. The officer walked over towards our cell and quickly grabbed the paper. As he read it, his eye widened a little. He looked back up at us. He sighed and handed back the paper to Dipper.

"I am very sorry about this misunderstanding. I was only doing my job." The officer said.

"It's alright. We understand. I mean, it did look suspicious anyways." I said.

"Again, very sorry. I'll be right back. Let me go get the papers you need to sign to let you out." The officer said, walking away.

I looked over at Dipper again and smiled at him.

"You got me the stuff I wanted?" I asked.

"I wanted to make this your best Christmas ever." He smiled.

We were both standing right in front of each other. He looked up at the ceiling and pointed upwards.

"Missile-toe." He said.

I looked up. He was right. I looked back at him. When we were about to kiss,

I put my hand in front in his face.

"Hey, I don't wanna ruin my Christmas present." I smirked.

:::::BONUS:::::

~•~3rd POV~•~

You opened up your present from Dipper on Christmas morning to find yourself getting licked by a puppy repeatedly. You were thrilled to see the puppy again. You decided to name him (F/dog name).

Later on after everyone got there presents, you waited for the end of the day to give Dipper his special present. You left a note by his bed to where you were. Around nine o'clock, he read your note. You wrote to meet him in the secret break room at midnight. He couldn't wait to see what you got him.

The time went so slow for him, having to wait for three hours. Finally when it was time, he left his room to the break room (well, he left ten minutes early). When he reached the room, he stepped inside and looked around. He didn't see anyone. When he was about to leave, he noticed another note by the small table next to the couch.

He walked over to it and picked it up. The note said to sit down on the couch and wait. He was confused as hell, but he did it anyways. A few seconds later, he heard footsteps slowly walking towards him. He turned his head to see you, smiling at him. But what shocked him the most was what you were wearing. You had on what he thought was the most sexiest Christmas outfit ever. Even though it was kinda dark in the room, you could see his face burn red.

You also noticed he looked at you in awe. Your smile grew bigger as you walked closer to him. Eventaully, you sat on his lap, wrapping your legs around his waist. He was completely stiff, his heart beating a mile a minute. You leaned down towards his neck, sending butterfly kisses on his soft skin. Small whimpers escaped from Dipper, and he fidgeted a little. You bit his soft skin lightly, making him moan a little, then whispered in his ear,

"I'm your Chritmas present. Merry Christmas, Dipper."

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Sorry this is a late one-shot

I hope you guys enjoyed this!

And a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!🎄🎊⛵️

~gianna_northwest