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Yeh so I'm rlly tired and I have a french test in a few days and I suck at french but I'm already failing my classes anyways so-

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O and contains some not so family friendly words but you really should be used with it by now

And chaos.







Tony : toss me my keys

*bonk*

*Fredrick falls into the screen, ends up laying on his side while crying*

Tony : ....I said keys

Sketch, poking her head around the corner : I though you said fridge

Tony : why the FUCK-









Twin : you okay bro?

Stanley : yeah just lately I haven't been able to think straight

Stanley, in his mind : gay, penis, dick, balls, wiener, Fredrick-





Sketch : Dude are you drunk

Lamp, wearing a dead flamingo around his neck and walking in tall red heels, carrying the scent of alcohol and weed : nO I aM nOt dRuNk

Sketch : can you tell the time

Lamp, turning to Tony : I aM nOt dRuNk

Tony : get the fuck off me









*Lucy and Colin standing across each other*

Colin : let's tell each other secrets! Imma go first

Colin : I... HATE you









Twin : hi welcome to chillis

*uses a dinner tray to bash in some random kids skull*







Shrignold : I am disgusted, I am revolted, I spend my entire life to our lord and saviour Malcolm (who doesn't exist-) and THIS is the thanks I get!?







Doi, all alone in the house after dhmis 5 : alright, daily check if there aren't any murderous objects in the basement trying to kill me

Doi, walking to the basement : hey is there anyone down there trying to kill me

Lamp, walking around carrying a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a revolver in the other : No s'okay

Doi, walking back : good







Colin : on the first day of Christmas, my true love gives to me...

Colin : nothing because I'm single and I'm never going to be in a relationship

Colin: .... Unless you buy me a ps5







Robin : good night moon

Robin : good night tree

Robin : good night ghosts only I can see









Harry : So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress





Fredrick, really ill: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Stanley : several traffic violations

Stanley : three counts of resisting arrest

Stanley : roughly thirteen cans of energy drink

Stanley : 6 corpses

Stanley : also that's not my car





Harry : good morning

Tony : good morning

Lucy : good morning

Robin : good morning

Colin : you all sound like robots, try to spice it up a bit

Sally, kicking down the door : GOOD FUCKING MORNING LADS





Colin : screams

Sketch : screams louder to assert dominance

Stanley : should we do something?

Tony : no, I wanna see who wins





Colin, hanging off a cliff, being hold by Lamp : my life is in the hands of an idiot!

Sketch, shoving Lamp to the side and grabbing one of Colins other hands : nonono, 2 idiots







Stanley to Fredrick after dhmis 5 : What did you do with Robins body?

Fredrick : what did I NOT do with the body?

Stanley : ...

Fredrick : okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully









Robin : you saved me, I owe you my life

Harry : no thanks, I've seen your life, you can keep it







Lamp : hello fellow idiots

Tony : hello

Lamp : no no not you dude you're not an idiot

Tony : you underestimate me





Sally : motherfucking asshole

Twin : we have to work on your cursing

Sally : why? I'm pretty good at cursing already







Stanley : so what would ya like to eat

Roy, standing behind Harry : the souls of the innocent

Harry : a bagel.

Roy : no!

Harry : two bagels.









Tony : can you please be serious for 5 minutes?

Sketch : my record is 4, but I think I can make it







Lucy : what the fuck is wrong with you!?

Twin : wow, can you start with good morning?

Lucy : good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you!?







Robin : what are your goals?

Stanley : to murder all the children

Robin, backing away slowly : no no no, I meant as is fitness goals

Stanley, taking out his cleaver : to run fast enough to catch all the children to murder them









Doi : you wanna see how hardcore I am?!

*punches a wall*

Doi : ...

Doi : take me to a hospital







Lamp : you really think I give a fuck? I can't even read







Harry : Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you want to see something both alive and dead at the same time you can talk to me any day









Robin : not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up every day without an alarm clock due to my severe crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...





Shrignold : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks given! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!







Colin : are you sure this is the right direction?

Gilbert : certainly, I am as sure as I am honest!

Tony : in that case we're fucking lost







Harry : Robin and I are having a baby

Doi : that's great, how-

Harry, slamming adoption papers on the table : it's you, sign here







Colin : Sally and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and yelled at us

Tony, sighing, already knowing what's coming : what did she do

Colin : well they chased them til the next red light, and then....

Sally, covered in blood, holding a decapitated head : Eyo guys I got us a car







Doi, standing in front of the house burning down : in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Robin : wasn't Harry with you?

Harry : in my defense, I was also left unsupervised





Tony : this cookie tastes like shit, it's all crumbly, it's not sweet at all and way too salty and I would give this a 3...

Gilbert : I baked them myself!

Tony, a simp in his natural habitat :.... Out of 3 stars





Sketch : whoops

Tony : whoops? I think this is a situation far from "whoops". I'd rather see this as a "oh fuck" situation





Gilbert : I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Colin : I sleep with a gun under my pillow

Fredrick : y'all are weak af. I sleep with Stanley bitches

Tony : *spits out water*





Colin : if you like me raise your hand

Lucy : what if I don't like you?

Colin : then raise your standards











Stanley : what are you doing?

Tony : apparently Colin wants to know how many weapons I have, but that information is classified, so I'm writing this letter to him instead

Stanley : this says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy







BB : what's up?

Shrignold, with Colin and Lucy trying to murder each other in the background : my blood pressure







Sketch : *gasp*

Sally : ?

Sketch : what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish

Shrignold, in the other room : why do I hear the healthy gang screeching









*Harry, Robin and Doi trying to escape from the teachers*

Doi, whispering : we need to find a way to distract them

Robin, whispering: leave it to me

Robin, walking around the corner and shouting : centaurs have 6 legs and are technically insects

Teachers : *immediately begin to argue loudly*







Tony : what is love?

Shrignold : a place and a thing

Lamp : an emotional minefield

Colin : a neurochemical reaction

Sketch : baby don't hurt me





Colin : guys I have an announcement to make

Lucy : uwu

Colin : well fuck you too

Tony : ah, yes, siblings





Lamp : if you water water, it grows

Sketch : ....what

Tony, stabbing someone : no, he has a point





Shrignold to Tony : you're this close to falling in love with someone who doesn't like you again

Tony, sweating nervously : your fingers are touching

Shrignold : e x a c t l y







Stanley : guess what number I think off when I see you

Fredrick : 420?

Stanley : what? No, I don't just think about nasty numbers you sick fuck

Fredrick :...69?

Stanley : yeah it is 69







*playing twister*

Shrignold : right hand on red

*Fredrick ends up on top of Stanley*

Stanley : ...you're doing this on purpose aren't you

Shrignold : yeah I stopped spinning 15 minutes ago. Surprised you didn't notice sooner







BB : I lost Sally

Stanley : HOW do you lose Sally

Fredrick : to be fair, they are kind of small

Sally, running at them with full speed : AIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU LACTATING MOTHERFUCKERS CALLED ME SMALL BECAUSE I WILL BASH YOUR SKULL AGAINST A WALL AND SHOVE A FUCKING SHOVEL DOWN YOU THROAT

Fredrick, already running away : found them





Sketch, standing on a table : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

*aggressively throws water bottles everywhere*

Tony :...what

Shrignold : they're here to yell mental health and well-being into us

Sketch : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gilbert, crying : it's working







Colin : I want someone to take me out

Gilbert : on a date?

Lucy : with a sniper rifle?

Colin : surprise me





Shrignold : you're smiling, did something happen today?

Tony : can't I smile because I feel like it?

Sally : Mean Steve tripped and fell off a cliff

Harry : okay, that's it. You're in timeout, get back in the closet.

Colin : ... I need to go back in the closet...?

Harry : yes.

Harry : ....

Harry : wait no not like that-

Colin : YOU HEARD IT BITCHES FROM NOW ON I AM ONCE AGAIN A STRAIGHT FEMALE

*climbs into closet*

Colin : GOODBYE


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