Yeh so I'm rlly tired and I have a french test in a few days and I suck at french but I'm already failing my classes anyways so-
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O and contains some not so family friendly words but you really should be used with it by now
And chaos.
Tony : toss me my keys
*bonk*
*Fredrick falls into the screen, ends up laying on his side while crying*
Tony : ....I said keys
Sketch, poking her head around the corner : I though you said fridge
Tony : why the FUCK-
Twin : you okay bro?
Stanley : yeah just lately I haven't been able to think straight
Stanley, in his mind : gay, penis, dick, balls, wiener, Fredrick-
Sketch : Dude are you drunk
Lamp, wearing a dead flamingo around his neck and walking in tall red heels, carrying the scent of alcohol and weed : nO I aM nOt dRuNk
Sketch : can you tell the time
Lamp, turning to Tony : I aM nOt dRuNk
Tony : get the fuck off me
*Lucy and Colin standing across each other*
Colin : let's tell each other secrets! Imma go first
Colin : I... HATE you
Twin : hi welcome to chillis
*uses a dinner tray to bash in some random kids skull*
Shrignold : I am disgusted, I am revolted, I spend my entire life to our lord and saviour Malcolm (who doesn't exist-) and THIS is the thanks I get!?
Doi, all alone in the house after dhmis 5 : alright, daily check if there aren't any murderous objects in the basement trying to kill me
Doi, walking to the basement : hey is there anyone down there trying to kill me
Lamp, walking around carrying a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a revolver in the other : No s'okay
Doi, walking back : good
Colin : on the first day of Christmas, my true love gives to me...
Colin : nothing because I'm single and I'm never going to be in a relationship
Colin: .... Unless you buy me a ps5
Robin : good night moon
Robin : good night tree
Robin : good night ghosts only I can see
Harry : So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
Fredrick, really ill: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Stanley : several traffic violations
Stanley : three counts of resisting arrest
Stanley : roughly thirteen cans of energy drink
Stanley : 6 corpses
Stanley : also that's not my car
Harry : good morning
Tony : good morning
Lucy : good morning
Robin : good morning
Colin : you all sound like robots, try to spice it up a bit
Sally, kicking down the door : GOOD FUCKING MORNING LADS
Colin : screams
Sketch : screams louder to assert dominance
Stanley : should we do something?
Tony : no, I wanna see who wins
Colin, hanging off a cliff, being hold by Lamp : my life is in the hands of an idiot!
Sketch, shoving Lamp to the side and grabbing one of Colins other hands : nonono, 2 idiots
Stanley to Fredrick after dhmis 5 : What did you do with Robins body?
Fredrick : what did I NOT do with the body?
Stanley : ...
Fredrick : okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully
Robin : you saved me, I owe you my life
Harry : no thanks, I've seen your life, you can keep it
Lamp : hello fellow idiots
Tony : hello
Lamp : no no not you dude you're not an idiot
Tony : you underestimate me
Sally : motherfucking asshole
Twin : we have to work on your cursing
Sally : why? I'm pretty good at cursing already
Stanley : so what would ya like to eat
Roy, standing behind Harry : the souls of the innocent
Harry : a bagel.
Roy : no!
Harry : two bagels.
Tony : can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
Sketch : my record is 4, but I think I can make it
Lucy : what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Twin : wow, can you start with good morning?
Lucy : good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Robin : what are your goals?
Stanley : to murder all the children
Robin, backing away slowly : no no no, I meant as is fitness goals
Stanley, taking out his cleaver : to run fast enough to catch all the children to murder them
Doi : you wanna see how hardcore I am?!
*punches a wall*
Doi : ...
Doi : take me to a hospital
Lamp : you really think I give a fuck? I can't even read
Harry : Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you want to see something both alive and dead at the same time you can talk to me any day
Robin : not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up every day without an alarm clock due to my severe crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Shrignold : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks given! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Colin : are you sure this is the right direction?
Gilbert : certainly, I am as sure as I am honest!
Tony : in that case we're fucking lost
Harry : Robin and I are having a baby
Doi : that's great, how-
Harry, slamming adoption papers on the table : it's you, sign here
Colin : Sally and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and yelled at us
Tony, sighing, already knowing what's coming : what did she do
Colin : well they chased them til the next red light, and then....
Sally, covered in blood, holding a decapitated head : Eyo guys I got us a car
Doi, standing in front of the house burning down : in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Robin : wasn't Harry with you?
Harry : in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Tony : this cookie tastes like shit, it's all crumbly, it's not sweet at all and way too salty and I would give this a 3...
Gilbert : I baked them myself!
Tony, a simp in his natural habitat :.... Out of 3 stars
Sketch : whoops
Tony : whoops? I think this is a situation far from "whoops". I'd rather see this as a "oh fuck" situation
Gilbert : I sleep with a knife under my pillow
Colin : I sleep with a gun under my pillow
Fredrick : y'all are weak af. I sleep with Stanley bitches
Tony : *spits out water*
Colin : if you like me raise your hand
Lucy : what if I don't like you?
Colin : then raise your standards
Stanley : what are you doing?
Tony : apparently Colin wants to know how many weapons I have, but that information is classified, so I'm writing this letter to him instead
Stanley : this says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy
BB : what's up?
Shrignold, with Colin and Lucy trying to murder each other in the background : my blood pressure
Sketch : *gasp*
Sally : ?
Sketch : what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish
Shrignold, in the other room : why do I hear the healthy gang screeching
*Harry, Robin and Doi trying to escape from the teachers*
Doi, whispering : we need to find a way to distract them
Robin, whispering: leave it to me
Robin, walking around the corner and shouting : centaurs have 6 legs and are technically insects
Teachers : *immediately begin to argue loudly*
Tony : what is love?
Shrignold : a place and a thing
Lamp : an emotional minefield
Colin : a neurochemical reaction
Sketch : baby don't hurt me
Colin : guys I have an announcement to make
Lucy : uwu
Colin : well fuck you too
Tony : ah, yes, siblings
Lamp : if you water water, it grows
Sketch : ....what
Tony, stabbing someone : no, he has a point
Shrignold to Tony : you're this close to falling in love with someone who doesn't like you again
Tony, sweating nervously : your fingers are touching
Shrignold : e x a c t l y
Stanley : guess what number I think off when I see you
Fredrick : 420?
Stanley : what? No, I don't just think about nasty numbers you sick fuck
Fredrick :...69?
Stanley : yeah it is 69
*playing twister*
Shrignold : right hand on red
*Fredrick ends up on top of Stanley*
Stanley : ...you're doing this on purpose aren't you
Shrignold : yeah I stopped spinning 15 minutes ago. Surprised you didn't notice sooner
BB : I lost Sally
Stanley : HOW do you lose Sally
Fredrick : to be fair, they are kind of small
Sally, running at them with full speed : AIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU LACTATING MOTHERFUCKERS CALLED ME SMALL BECAUSE I WILL BASH YOUR SKULL AGAINST A WALL AND SHOVE A FUCKING SHOVEL DOWN YOU THROAT
Fredrick, already running away : found them
Sketch, standing on a table : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
*aggressively throws water bottles everywhere*
Tony :...what
Shrignold : they're here to yell mental health and well-being into us
Sketch : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Gilbert, crying : it's working
Colin : I want someone to take me out
Gilbert : on a date?
Lucy : with a sniper rifle?
Colin : surprise me
Shrignold : you're smiling, did something happen today?
Tony : can't I smile because I feel like it?
Sally : Mean Steve tripped and fell off a cliff
Harry : okay, that's it. You're in timeout, get back in the closet.
Colin : ... I need to go back in the closet...?
Harry : yes.
Harry : ....
Harry : wait no not like that-
Colin : YOU HEARD IT BITCHES FROM NOW ON I AM ONCE AGAIN A STRAIGHT FEMALE
*climbs into closet*
Colin : GOODBYE
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