Idk either tbh

Warning : contains swearing (a lot of it), adult jokes, and maybe some gay, who knows

Names :

Steak guy : Stanley

Fridge : Fredrick

Laptop : Lucy

Lamp : doesn't have a name, goes by anything really

Colin has made the groupchat : "Stan the Onceler" and added ; Sketch, Tony, Shrignold, Gilbert, Lucy and 6 others

Colin : Welcome my friends!

Tony : change the name or I'm leaving

Colin : awww y, there's nothing wrong with it :C

Tony : Colin.

Colin : geez fine

Colin has renamed the chat name to : "Tony is a boring prick"

Tony : 🔪

Colin has renamed the chat name to : "Please don't stab me Tony"

Tony : will do for now

Colin : 😔

Stanley : Colin why did you make a groupchat-

Colin : idk seemed fun

Stanley : define "fun"

Colin : fun as in, yelling at each other on our phones instead of strangling me because I said the cookies tasted bad?? Maybe??

Spinach : yeah u totally deserved that

Colin : Sis I don't even have a neck 🤠

Spinach : oh so you don't mind me chopping your head off?

Colin : wAIT NO-

Lucy : I heard something about hurting Colin what's up

Colin : oh fuck off

Lucy : you fuck off

Colin : nu uh I was here first

Colin : besides I'm the mod

Gilbert : I don't think that's what it's called-

Lucy : shut it nerd

Colin : shut it nerd

Lucy : Jinx

Colin : Jinx

Lucy : double Jinx

Colin : double Jinx

Lucy : triple Jinx

Colin : triple Jinx

Fredrick : oh Christ-

Tony : can both of you shut up I'm working

Lucy : no u

Colin : no u

Lucy : Jinx

Colin : Jinx

Sketch : can someone please do something about this-

Shrignold : don't worry, I got blackmail

Colin : Oh really huh

Shrignold : yup

Colin : prove it

Shrignold : my pleasure

Shrignold : Colin, stop it, or I'll tell the healthy gang what you drink when you want to pull an all-nighter and play Minecraft for 48 hours straight

Stanley : 👁👄👁

Fredrick : 👁👄👁

Twin : 👁👄👁

Twin : 👁👄👁

BB : 👁👄👁

Spinach : 👄👁👄

Spinach : fuck

Spinach : * 👁👄👁

Colin : WAIT NO-

Shrignold : hehe

Colin : PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING THEY'LL TEAR ME APART

Colin : PLEASE I CAN SHARE TONY'S INTERNET HISTORY WITH YOU

Tony : I beg your pardon?

Colin : I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE-

Shrignold : no thanks, I already have someone else for that

Sketch : 👁👄👁

Tony : 👁👄👁

Colin : 👁👄👁

Lucy : 👁👄👁

Gilbert : 👁👄👁

Stanley : 👁👄👁

Fredrick : 👁👄👁

BB : 👁👄👁

Spinach : 👁👄👁

Twin : 👁👄👁

Twin : 👁👄👁

Lamp : 👁👄👁

Tony : please tell me you're joking

Shrignold : idk, maybe 🗿

Gilbert : oh my god-

Twin : you know that's kind against our rules right

Shrignold : didn't we already get fired?? I mean, we kinda killed our students

Twin : Touché

Lucy : anyways before all . . . this, happened, you said you had blackmail

Lucy : I don't have any secrets so idk what blackmail u wanna use but sure go off sis

Shrignold : I know who your crush is

Lucy : I don't have a crush dimwit

Shrignold : sweetheart, I teach love, I know a crush when I see one

Lucy : . . .

Lucy : fuck off

Shrignold : you asked for it

Sketch : wait do you have blackmail for everyone lmao

Shrignold : pretty much yeh

Sketch : how much for some of Tony's

Tony : Sketch Shrignold don't you fucking dare-

Shrignold : dunno what do u got

Sketch : uh

Sketch : anything art related, pretty sure I still have some pretty eyes stored in my drawer, some organs as well

Sketch : oh wait

Shrignold : ?

Sketch : I still have the heart of the red one

Tony : you have what now

Lamp : 👀

Sketch : the red guy? Student? Covered his heart in glitter? I still have it hanging on my wall lol

Fredrick : y would you do that

Spinach : fam I'm pretty sure you still have the canned remains of the bird somewhere

Fredrick : maybe 🌚

Gilbert : what is it with you guys and your fascination with keeping limbs and organs stored-

Twin : yeah that's a lot coming from the guy who keeps several deadly poisonous plants in his room

Gilbert : they're pretty, shut up >:C

Shrignold : as for your question Sketch, you wouldn't happen to have some child limbs/organs/just meat in general would you?

Stanley : say what now 😀

Sketch : uh sure whadya need 'em for

Shrignold : business

Lucy : help I'm sitting next to him and he's looking evil whatdoIdo-

BB : hit him with something

Lucy : with what??

BB : a flyswatter

Shrignold : you do realise I'm sitting next to you right-

Shrignold : and that I'm also in this chat

Colin has banned Shrignold from "Please don't stab me Tony"

Lamp : pesky 🅱️

Tony : we gotta change the chatname

Gilbert : nah I like it this way

Sketch : darn it, there goes my blackmail

Tony : Sketch I swear to Malcolm-

(Fun fact, I named my animal crossing island "Malcolm")
Stanley : don't, you might summon him

Lucy : uh guys

Lucy : Shrig is gone

Fredrick : 👀

Lamp : F in the chat for Colin

Sketch : F

Tony : F

Lucy : I'm good

Gilbert : same

Stanley : F

Fredrick : F

Twin : F

Twin : F

Spinach : F

BB : F

Colin : gUYS WAIT PLEASE HELP-

Colin : HE'S IN FRONT OF MY DOOR PLEASE I'M BEGGING

Gilbert : revenge motherfucker

Colin : OKAY IF THIS IS ABOUT THE WHOLE INTERRUPTING THING I'M SORRYGNSUDBAUSHEAJ

Fredrick : rip

Lucy : he won't be missed

Colin has added Shrignold to "Please don't stab me Tony"

Colin has changed the chatname to : "Colin just fucking died Shrignold owns this chat now"

Colin has made Shrignold the groupowner

Colin has left the groupchat

Shrignold : 🙂

Lamp : what just-

Stanley : so is anyone gonna check up on Colin r what-

Lucy : nah

Gilbert : I'm good

Spinach : the bitch said my cookies tasted bad

Sketch : he still owes me a snickers

Tony : he stole my top hat once

Lamp : ugh fine sure

Lamp : only because he's my wingman

Lamp : brb

Stanley : wait is Shrig still there

Lamp : lemme check real quick

Lamp : wtf

Twin : ?

Lamp : he's on the ceiling with glowing eyes like some sort of rabid fucking moth

Sketch : you might wanna run-

Tony : no wait I wanna see where this goes lmao

Sketch : I-

Lamp : he just fucking hissed at mr

Lucy : *me

Lamp : oh sorry miss perfect, it's a bit difficult trying to type while also trying not to get

Lucy : ight damn calm down

Lamp : I tried telling him off and he hissed again

Lamp : I'm scared 🤠

Gilbert : don't hug me

Lamp : what

Gilbert : what

Sketch : spray him with a bottle of water?

Lamp : on it

Lamp : lmao he fell on his face

Lamp : oh fuck he has a knife

Spinach : how-

Lamp : imma run now ciao

Fredrick : I'm hearing screaming from the kitchen and I am staying here no thank you

Spinach : same

Stanley : it's like hell out there

BB : found Colin, he's alive

Gilbert : fuck

Lucy : dang it

Shrignold has added Colin to the groupchat

Colin : ight now change the name

Shrignold : no

Colin : I have bugspray now and I am not afraid to use it

Shrignold changed the groupname to : "this is the reason why we got fired"

Colin : now make me mod again

Shrignold : no thanks

Colin : I have my bugspray

Shrignold : 🙂

Colin : what-

Shrignold : hey healthy gang~~~

Colin : WAIT FUCK NO

Stanley : ?

Shrignold : Colin makes himself a combination of energy drink and coffee, and adds a shit ton of sugar, and then mixes everything in the blender

Stanley : HE DOES W H A T

Colin : fuck I'm running bye

Spinach : O LIKE HELL WE'RE GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT

Tony : sadly, I believe we do have to help him this time

Lucy : aww y

Tony : because it's not a fair fight, 6 vs an already weakened Colin

Tony : and I just cleaned the carpet so I don't want any blood on it

Gilbert : ugh let's just go

No one is online anymore, "this is the reason why we got fired" closed down

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Should I do another one of these? Idk

I was also too lazy to proofread everything so welp