Groupchat 2 (X)

Background color
Font
Font size
Line height

Another groupchat bc I lack motivation for the antique shop

This is still in the "this is the reason why we got fired" btw

Also contains meatlocker (finally)

Wattpad is still being an ass, so I hope this'll come out right

And mentions of k*dnapping , and I know somepeople are sensitive to that. Also slight mentions of t*rture







Colin : guys has anyone seen my glasses

Colin : can't find them

Lucy : even if I had, I wouldn't tell you

Colin : bitch

Lucy : you're welcome

Fredrick : uh I lost some of my magnets as well

Sketch : what's up with everyone losing shit I can't find my favourite pair of scissors

Gilbert : can't you like, create a new pair?

Sketch : yeh but that's tiring and I just wanna know who's stealing our shit

Shrignold : I lost one of my books as well, and Tony's eye-clock-thing is missing

Sally : BB I swear if this is you again-

BB : no??

BB : I lost my favourite recipe book

Stanley : the orange one?

BB : yeah, have you seen it?

Stanley : no, saw it was missing from our collection

Twin : what's happening lmao-

Tony : yes I'd like to get my eye back please

Lucy : fuck I can't find my laptop

Gilbert : Lucy.

Lucy : yes I know I'm a laptop haha

Lucy : but it doesn't hurt to have one extra right?

Tony : agree

Lamp : alright which one of you motherfuckers stole my beer

Stanley : !?

Shrignold : you think it's the trio?

BB : lemme check

BB : be right back

Stanley : stay safe

BB : I will dad

Tony : did he just-

Sally : HAHAHAHAHAHHA HE CALLED YOU DAD

Sketch : PFFT LMAO

Twin : I mean you kinda act like our dad sometimes

Stanley : wdym

Shrignold : you were making us sandwiches for lunch yesterday


Stanley : anyone would do that

Colin : no you're our dad

Colin : just accept ur fate

Stanley : no

Fredrick : wait if Lee is the dad can I be the mom :D

Tony : sure

Fredrick : YES

Gilbert : steak dad and refrigerator mom

Twin : you know what to do Lucy

[error:404/unknownentity732744827] has changed "Stanley"s name to "Steak Dad"

[error:404/unknownentity827371777] has changed "Fredrick"s name to "Refrigerator Mom"

Refrigerator Mom : best day of my life

Steak Dad : can I have my old name back please-

Lucy : no

Steak Dad : I don't think me and Fred are even the oldest here-

Gilbert : don't care

Lamp : wait-

Lamp : if you guys are our parents...

Steak Dad : no

Lamp : does that mean you're married :0

Steak Dad : -

Refrigerator Mom : ...

Tony : what no

Sketch : what Y E S

Colin : damn tea

Shrignold : about time

Refrigerator Mom : Shrignold shut the hell up

Twin : ๐Ÿ‘€

Lucy : I fucking knew it

Shrignold : Sally and Colin dear, you owe me a snickers and 10 bucks each

Colin : damn it

Sally : worth it

Refrigerator Mom has left the group chat

Colin has added Refrigerator Mom to the group chat

Refrigerator Mom has left the group chat

Colin has added Refrigerator Mom to the group chat

Colin : s t a y

Refrigerator Mom : n o

Steak Dad : Fred don't bother

Steak Dad : they obviously already know

Sketch : yes yes yes yeS YES YES YES Y E S-

Refrigerator Mom : OKAY FINE

Tony : you know I'm not even gonna bother

Steak Dad : I thought you were still kinda on the whole "no romance" thing

Tony : yea but since you're our dad you make the rules here

Steak Dad : fucking darnit

Gilbert : okay how long-

Lamp : how long what

Gilbert : how long have they been dating obv

Steak Dad : fhuefbrhuberbhub

Colin : gay panic

Refrigerator Mom : 6 months-

Sketch : WOO DAMN

Sally : Jesus we're stupid as fuck

Shrignold : yeh it was obvious

BB : what in the world-

Sally : o hey

Sketch : you missed out on a lot

BB : I n o t I c e d

BB : anyways trio aren't home and I can't find our stuff anywhere

Twin : weird I thought they only went out on Fridays

Twin : outside maybe?

Tony : why the hell would anyone want to bring my eye outside

Shrignold : perhaps because it's a rather expensive watch

Tony : don't they fucking dare sell it

Lamp : so we gotta find out who "they" is

Shrignold : or are

Gilbert : yeah there could be more than one

Lucy : I don't think we know anyone who hates us and knows about this space

BB : any of the other teachers maybe?

Sally : they said they didn't want anything to do with us anymore so probs not

Colin : this has turned into a crime scene / murder mystery and I'm not complaining at all

Gilbert : yeah first thing something interesting happens for weeks

Tony : Sketch?

Sketch : sup

Tony : do you remember that time you and the trio were hold hostage?

Lucy : sorry what

Lamp : ?!

Tony : they and the trio got kidnapped by this dude a while back and ransom had to be paid to get them back

Steak Dad : why didn't we know this

Tony : guess I forgot to tell you

Twin : Sketch?

Sketch : sorry

Sketch : try not to think about that time

Twin : o sorry


Tony : apologies for bringing it up, but it might help us

Sketch : fine

Sketch : it's not like we can go get therapy anyways

Tony : do you think he was the one who stole our stuff

Sketch : uh

Sketch : maybe?

Colin : could be a trick to lure us

Gilbert : why would anyone want to lure us-

Lamp : cuz we're able to do cool shit

Lamp : like idk bout u all but I'd kidnap someone who's able to control time without a heartbeat

Lamp : if I had a way to steal their abilities that is

Shrignold : I suppose that's true yes

Tony : Sketch, I hope you don't mind me asking what exactly happened back there

Sketch : damn you're all really out here forcing me to remember that shit aren't ya

Twin : sorry

Sketch : but as for your question

Sketch : I don't remember a lot, but I do know that the trio were getting pretty beaten up

Sketch : he tore some pages from me, dunked me in a bucket of water, used me as a post it note and did some other horrible stuff

Sketch : I was too afraid to change forms so I stayed as an object the entire time

Sketch : until Tony came to save us

Refrigerator Mom : oh my god I'm so sorry dear

Sally : that's it we're beating the absolute fuck out of that asshole

Gilbert : holy shit

Shrignold : sorry for asking you Sketch

Sketch : s'alright

Sketch : if that motherfucker really entered the house it'll hopefully be worth it

Steak Dad : I still don't get why he'd want to lure us

Colin : yeh there's not really anything we want right now

Colin : or at least I think

Sally : oh

Sally : oh no

Twin : ?

Sally : the trio

Sally : they aren't supposed to be gone around this time

Steak Dad : fuck

Tony : grab everything you need and meet up in the living room

Tony : Lucy Colin I'm gonna need you 2 to search for any leads using the cameras

Tony : Shrig once we're ready, fly above the neighbourhood to look for clues

Sketch : guys

Sketch : I don't think I can do this

Shrignold : don't worry sweetheart I'll stay with you the entire time

Sketch : thank you

Tony : go now

Tony : this might be the only chance we have at redeeming ourselves with the three

Colin : let's save those fuckers

Everyone is offline. "This is the reason why we got fired" has closed down



O hey look a story. Bet you all weren't expecting that were you. But yeah, there is an actual story coming up, with a bunch of angst, torture, and more wonderful stuff. Either next chapter or the one after that

But hey it'll be the first time the teachers and trio actually interact with each other in the main au

Also yeah meatlocker is canon in this book now hurray

Comments are greatly appreciated!


You are reading the story above: TeenFic.Net