Another groupchat bc I lack motivation for the antique shop
This is still in the "this is the reason why we got fired" btw
Also contains meatlocker (finally)
Wattpad is still being an ass, so I hope this'll come out right
And mentions of k*dnapping , and I know somepeople are sensitive to that. Also slight mentions of t*rture
Colin : guys has anyone seen my glasses
Colin : can't find them
Lucy : even if I had, I wouldn't tell you
Colin : bitch
Lucy : you're welcome
Fredrick : uh I lost some of my magnets as well
Sketch : what's up with everyone losing shit I can't find my favourite pair of scissors
Gilbert : can't you like, create a new pair?
Sketch : yeh but that's tiring and I just wanna know who's stealing our shit
Shrignold : I lost one of my books as well, and Tony's eye-clock-thing is missing
Sally : BB I swear if this is you again-
BB : no??
BB : I lost my favourite recipe book
Stanley : the orange one?
BB : yeah, have you seen it?
Stanley : no, saw it was missing from our collection
Twin : what's happening lmao-
Tony : yes I'd like to get my eye back please
Lucy : fuck I can't find my laptop
Gilbert : Lucy.
Lucy : yes I know I'm a laptop haha
Lucy : but it doesn't hurt to have one extra right?
Tony : agree
Lamp : alright which one of you motherfuckers stole my beer
Stanley : !?
Shrignold : you think it's the trio?
BB : lemme check
BB : be right back
Stanley : stay safe
BB : I will dad
Tony : did he just-
Sally : HAHAHAHAHAHHA HE CALLED YOU DAD
Sketch : PFFT LMAO
Twin : I mean you kinda act like our dad sometimes
Stanley : wdym
Shrignold : you were making us sandwiches for lunch yesterday
Stanley : anyone would do that
Colin : no you're our dad
Colin : just accept ur fate
Stanley : no
Fredrick : wait if Lee is the dad can I be the mom :D
Tony : sure
Fredrick : YES
Gilbert : steak dad and refrigerator mom
Twin : you know what to do Lucy
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[error:404/unknownentity827371777] has changed "Fredrick"s name to "Refrigerator Mom"
Refrigerator Mom : best day of my life
Steak Dad : can I have my old name back please-
Lucy : no
Steak Dad : I don't think me and Fred are even the oldest here-
Gilbert : don't care
Lamp : wait-
Lamp : if you guys are our parents...
Steak Dad : no
Lamp : does that mean you're married :0
Steak Dad : -
Refrigerator Mom : ...
Tony : what no
Sketch : what Y E S
Colin : damn tea
Shrignold : about time
Refrigerator Mom : Shrignold shut the hell up
Twin : ๐
Lucy : I fucking knew it
Shrignold : Sally and Colin dear, you owe me a snickers and 10 bucks each
Colin : damn it
Sally : worth it
Refrigerator Mom has left the group chat
Colin has added Refrigerator Mom to the group chat
Refrigerator Mom has left the group chat
Colin has added Refrigerator Mom to the group chat
Colin : s t a y
Refrigerator Mom : n o
Steak Dad : Fred don't bother
Steak Dad : they obviously already know
Sketch : yes yes yes yeS YES YES YES Y E S-
Refrigerator Mom : OKAY FINE
Tony : you know I'm not even gonna bother
Steak Dad : I thought you were still kinda on the whole "no romance" thing
Tony : yea but since you're our dad you make the rules here
Steak Dad : fucking darnit
Gilbert : okay how long-
Lamp : how long what
Gilbert : how long have they been dating obv
Steak Dad : fhuefbrhuberbhub
Colin : gay panic
Refrigerator Mom : 6 months-
Sketch : WOO DAMN
Sally : Jesus we're stupid as fuck
Shrignold : yeh it was obvious
BB : what in the world-
Sally : o hey
Sketch : you missed out on a lot
BB : I n o t I c e d
BB : anyways trio aren't home and I can't find our stuff anywhere
Twin : weird I thought they only went out on Fridays
Twin : outside maybe?
Tony : why the hell would anyone want to bring my eye outside
Shrignold : perhaps because it's a rather expensive watch
Tony : don't they fucking dare sell it
Lamp : so we gotta find out who "they" is
Shrignold : or are
Gilbert : yeah there could be more than one
Lucy : I don't think we know anyone who hates us and knows about this space
BB : any of the other teachers maybe?
Sally : they said they didn't want anything to do with us anymore so probs not
Colin : this has turned into a crime scene / murder mystery and I'm not complaining at all
Gilbert : yeah first thing something interesting happens for weeks
Tony : Sketch?
Sketch : sup
Tony : do you remember that time you and the trio were hold hostage?
Lucy : sorry what
Lamp : ?!
Tony : they and the trio got kidnapped by this dude a while back and ransom had to be paid to get them back
Steak Dad : why didn't we know this
Tony : guess I forgot to tell you
Twin : Sketch?
Sketch : sorry
Sketch : try not to think about that time
Twin : o sorry
Tony : apologies for bringing it up, but it might help us
Sketch : fine
Sketch : it's not like we can go get therapy anyways
Tony : do you think he was the one who stole our stuff
Sketch : uh
Sketch : maybe?
Colin : could be a trick to lure us
Gilbert : why would anyone want to lure us-
Lamp : cuz we're able to do cool shit
Lamp : like idk bout u all but I'd kidnap someone who's able to control time without a heartbeat
Lamp : if I had a way to steal their abilities that is
Shrignold : I suppose that's true yes
Tony : Sketch, I hope you don't mind me asking what exactly happened back there
Sketch : damn you're all really out here forcing me to remember that shit aren't ya
Twin : sorry
Sketch : but as for your question
Sketch : I don't remember a lot, but I do know that the trio were getting pretty beaten up
Sketch : he tore some pages from me, dunked me in a bucket of water, used me as a post it note and did some other horrible stuff
Sketch : I was too afraid to change forms so I stayed as an object the entire time
Sketch : until Tony came to save us
Refrigerator Mom : oh my god I'm so sorry dear
Sally : that's it we're beating the absolute fuck out of that asshole
Gilbert : holy shit
Shrignold : sorry for asking you Sketch
Sketch : s'alright
Sketch : if that motherfucker really entered the house it'll hopefully be worth it
Steak Dad : I still don't get why he'd want to lure us
Colin : yeh there's not really anything we want right now
Colin : or at least I think
Sally : oh
Sally : oh no
Twin : ?
Sally : the trio
Sally : they aren't supposed to be gone around this time
Steak Dad : fuck
Tony : grab everything you need and meet up in the living room
Tony : Lucy Colin I'm gonna need you 2 to search for any leads using the cameras
Tony : Shrig once we're ready, fly above the neighbourhood to look for clues
Sketch : guys
Sketch : I don't think I can do this
Shrignold : don't worry sweetheart I'll stay with you the entire time
Sketch : thank you
Tony : go now
Tony : this might be the only chance we have at redeeming ourselves with the three
Colin : let's save those fuckers
Everyone is offline. "This is the reason why we got fired" has closed down
O hey look a story. Bet you all weren't expecting that were you. But yeah, there is an actual story coming up, with a bunch of angst, torture, and more wonderful stuff. Either next chapter or the one after that
But hey it'll be the first time the teachers and trio actually interact with each other in the main au
Also yeah meatlocker is canon in this book now hurray
Comments are greatly appreciated!
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