Narrator's pov

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"What's got you smiling so much?" Aelia asked the CO captain as she dragged her gym bag

"Nothing" Mia giggled

"Uh huh, spill" The blonde girl said with her arms crossed

"There's nothing, really" Mia smiled sweetly

"I don't believe you"

"You'll have to" Mia giggled

"Hmm, I'm watching you Jackson"

"Stalker vibes" the shorter girl smiled

"Joe who?" Aelia chuckled

Ironically, an arm wrapped around Aelia's shoulder a kiss was placed on the side of her forehead. The girl smiled and turned her attention to Luna

"Hi" Luna whispered

"Hi" Aelia giggled

"Mia, what's up?"

"Nothing at all Luna" Mia smiled, Luna furrowed her brows

"Are you okay?"

"That's what I'm trying to figure out" Aelia said

"Did you finally find love?" Zack said as he approached the group

"Wouldn't you like to know" Mia playfully glared at her brother

"Well I'd like to know so I could break his nose on the first date. Just over protective brother duties" He smirked

"You punched Jake once and you suddenly think you're a boxer"

"Hey! I could be a boxer. Taking out one homophobic bitch at a time" Zack said as he squared up

"Okay then, good luck with that" Mia giggled
"I'll see you all tomorrow"

"Where are you going?" Zack asked his sister that was heading towards the exit

"Out"

"With Chad?" He asked

"Nope" and with that, she was out the door. The parking lot was completely empty aside from Dani's car.

The smaller girl approached the Vampire's car, Dani smiled as she opened the car door for the girl.

"How was practice?" Dani asked

"It was great, how was your dance class?" Mia questioned

"Amazing as usual, I made Captain" she smiled

"Holy shit, that's amazing Dani. Congratulations" Mia smiled sweetly

"Thank you thank you, don't throw your panties. Roses and chocolates are appreciated" Dani smirked

"You're not that good to have my underwear thrown at your face Slavic" Mia chuckled

"I'm talented somewhere else" Dani said as she glanced at the girl, a blush crept onto Mia's cheek

"Oh-"

"Are you hungry?" Dani asked

"Starving" the girl groaned

"Pizza?"

"Pizza!" Mia squealed, Dani smiled and pulled the car onto the mainroad

The car drive was filled with small chats of the two girls, Dani focused on the road while Mia stole glances at the girl every few seconds. Dani could physically feel the girl's eyes trailing down her body, it brought a smile to her face but she ignored it.

"We're here" Dani smiled as she parked the car

"This doesn't look like Pizza Hut" Mia said, her eyes looked down the narrow street to see about twenty cars parked in the driveway, her eyes then drifted to the crowd of people that stood before a modern styled house. She furrowed her brows but exited the car nether the less.

It was box-shaped with it's front door dead center, four small windows near each corner and constructed of the same red brick as The Bell. A path made out of leftover bricks made a shallow S-shape between the gate and the front door.

Dani smiled and walked towards the girl who stood at the fence with a confused look on her face

"Just go with it" Dani whispered into the girl's ear, a shiver went down Mia's spine as she bit her lip nervously

"Come along" Dani chuckled and headed towards the crowd

"Ladies and Gentlemen-"

"And non binary pals!" Dani yelled out to the agent

"Ah yes, sorry. Welcome to the open house, we hope you'll find everything you hoped for in a house today and please don't be afraid to ask as many questions as you'd like" the woman said, her hands gripped the door and she pushed it open, the crowd of people piled in

Ivy and ferns grew through the crevices of the old winding stone path, which led directly to the colossal structure. The mansion loomed proudly behind creaky iron gates, flanked by rows of skeletal trees crowned in crimson, swaying gently to the chilly autumn wind. At its threshold stood the delicate marble fountain, the soft gurgling of the clear water melodic as it resonated in the surrounding silence

"Am I welcomed in this house?" Dani asked as she approached the door

"You're more than welcomed, please go in and take a look" the agent said, Dani smirked and headed into the house

"An open house? What the hell Dani" Mia chuckled

"Come on, let's do some role-playing. It'll give you a chance to open up more. It'll help us in theatre class" Dani smiled

"Hmm, what do you have in mind?"

"Let's say we're a couple-" Dani whispered, Mia felt her heart flutter at the thought of Dani and her being a couple

Sure she's thought of it, but never had she actually imaged it would ever happen. There's too many obstacles in her path

"-And we're finishing college soon so we want to buy a house for our adopted children" Dani chuckled

"Oh really, and what makes us look like college students?" Mia smiled, Dani's fingers brushed against hers and a single tingle ran through the smaller girl's veins

Dani intertwined their fingers and tugged the girl in the direction of two small girls sitting on the sofa. Their giggles echoed through the living room, they looked like twins. Blonde curly hair, they looked like seven.

"Wanna make ten bucks?" Dani asked

"Dani!" Mia hissed

"We're in" the girl's said I'm unison

"Good, pretend to be our kids for a couple minutes and it's a deal"

"Aren't you a little too young to have children?" One of the small girl said

"You're smart aren't ya?" Dani smirked

"I got it from you, mother" The girl smiled widely

"I like you already, come along children. Let's go make some trouble" Dani said

"Oh my God, we're going to hell for this" Mia laughed as she was tugged in the direction of the team estate agent. 

"Oh, hello" The ginger hair woman smiled sweetly

"Hi, my children-" Dani pulled the tw girl's forward for the agent to see, they smiled and waved sweetly
"-And I have a few questions"

"Oh- I didn't notice you have children when you came in" the agent furrowed her brows

"Yes they're tiny little beans" Dani smiled

"Hey! No we're not" the girl's said

"How adorable, I'd love to hear any questions you have" the agent said as she lowered her body to be eye level with the children

The two girls turned to each other with a smirk on their faces before glancing at the agent

"Is this house haunted?"

"Why does it smell like sex?"

"Excuse me, what?" the agent asked

"Did witches ever walk this house?"

"Is there a satanic symbol under the carpets?"

"Did a cow die in basement? it smells like shit"

"Did a human die in the basement?"

"Did a hamster die in the basement because no one could find him?"

"If I jumped off the roof, how long would it take until my body splits open like a watermelon?"

"I'm sorry, what are these questions?" the agent asked, her eyes were wide opened as she stood back up to glance at Dani and Mia

"Lovely children you have here" The agent said

"Yes we know, we raised them well" Dani smirked

"No you didn't, you didn't raise us at all" the small girl said

"Yeah, you and mommy always argue all the time" the other girl said

"They do?" the agent asked

A waiter passed around with champagne on a tray, Dani quickly grabbed two as she sipped it and handed the other to Mia.

"Yes, just yesterday they got into a fight"

"It was in their bedroom, Mama kept banging on the walls, it was loud. It sounded like she was being ripped into pieces and the bed shaking"

Dani spat the champagne out her mouth and it landed in the corner of the room. Her laughs filled the living room causing a few heads to turn in their direction

"We thought it was an earthquake, so Julia ran into my room and I hugged her all night, hoping the fighting would stop" The girls pouted

"Oh my God" Mia laughed

"When mama was making breakfast, we heard the same screaming again. This time the kitchen table was rocking back and forth"

"When I walked in, I saw mama with our pool man-" Gasps were heard all throughout the room, the guests were all tuned into the story

"You... You cheated on me?" Dani asked

"What? No I didn't!" Mia answered

"Mama, we know what sex is. You were having sex with the pool boy on our kitchen table while mommy was in bed sick" The small girl said, another wave of gasps were heard throughout the room

"Slut" someone whispered

"No no, I can't explain this!" Mia said

"Don't! Just save it. My mom was right about you!" Dani yelled

"First off, your mom had five husbands in one year. Shut up" Mia said, Dani gasped at her

She held back her smile, amazed at how easily the girl pulled out the line. Dani could sense that Mia was having fun and she loved every second of it

"How dare you say that about the woman that gave you a kidney!" Dani said. Gasps and whispers erupted in the living room again, some heads poked out from the kitchen as they listened in

"Your mother only did that because she wanted my blood test results!"

"That makes no sense!"

"Your mother is obsessed with me!"

"No she's not!"

"Yeah she is, that's why I fucked her too" Mia said.

The entire room erupted in gasps, including the small girls.

"You bitch!" Dani gasped

"That's not what you said lastnight" Mia winked

"We're done" Dani spat, her feet found its way towards the door

"Hell yeah, leave the bitch!" someone yelled as Dani gripped the door knob

"Baby no! Come backkkk" Mia yelled, Dani felt her heart flutter at the nickname but she stayed in character

"Keep the children Lindsey!" Dani yelled

"Um, those are actually our kids" Someone said, all eyes landed on a couple that entered the living room

"Oh shit" Mia said, all eyes turned back to face the two girls

"RUN" Dani squealed, the two girls dashed through the front door and headed towards the car

"No! Stop them!" Someone yelled, a few people that stood inches from Dani's car turned to face them.

They ran towards Dani and Mia, blocking their entrance to the car. The girl's laughed and ran down the street, thankfully they both ran track before and they're both athletic. Adrenaline coursed through their veins, their feet rapidly dashed down the road as a crowd trailed behind them.

"Through there" Dani yelled, the girl's turned a corner and hopped over a fence

Sweat poured down their faces. Their hearts smashed around in their chests. Their lungs screamed for air as their feet flew across the driveway.

Dani looked back, there wasn't a person in sight. The girl's hunched over as they panted for breath, their laughter filled the area.

"Oh my God, that was fucking crazy" Dani laughed

"I can't believe we just did that" Mia said, both girl's stood to their feet as their eyes locked

"Wait, where are we?" Dani asked, they looked around to see that they were standing in front of a tall White House

"Someone's yard" Mia laughed

"We should probably leave before someone catches us" Dani laughed

"Yeah we should" Mia said. They girl's found their way down the path. Only to be interrupted by the sound of a door opening

"They're here!"

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A/N

LMAO I love this chapter 💀