Answer: That I have this account. Literally, no one knows about this side of me except for you guys but I love it this way. I have my freedom! Of course, one day I hope to have people in my life that I can share this with but until then I'm happy writing for you all!

Alec, after a couple moments, broke the eye contact. "Right, next question."

"@lovefanfiction10012 Favorite thing to do together?"

They looked at each other and laughed. Alec was the first one to speak up.

"Now that's private. I mean come on, really? You expect us to share that with you?" Alec said.

"Snuggle!" Magnus winked. "Alec's a great snuggler."

Alec blushed. "Now they're going to think we're some horny homos. Honestly, we love to cook together."

"Yeah, that too." Magnus laughed. "And horny homos? What the fu-dge?"

"All right the next one better be less invasive." Alec pulled the next paper out. "@alecscamera What's your favorite position? "

"Fuck me." Alec blushed and sank down in his chair.

"Oh let me add this one to it @MagniSenpai Who tops?" Magnus laughed uncontrollably and Alec groaned then fell out of his chair reaching out helplessly to catch himself, but only managed to bring Magnus down with him.

Magnus landed on top of Alec with another peal of laughter. "Well, I guess this answers that question."

"Magnus!" Alec screeched as he tried to get his breath back. Was this how he was going to die.

"Fine. We take turns." Magnus stayed where he was, on top of Alec and grabbed the next question. "@malecstongue Have you ever been walked in on?"

"Are you fucking- Ah, no, um, we're not fucking talking about that." Alec hid his face against Magnus's chest.

"Yeah, we're not going to talk about any of the times." Magnus winked at the camera. "Okay, that was the last sex one. I promise."

"It better be." Alec pouted and let Magnus drag him back to his feet.

"@loveislove When you have an inappropriate thought what's better? To wash your eyes or brain with or holy water?"

"Why would you want to wash it away?" Magnus asked.

"True, if you can, you should act on it." Alec continued.

"I mean, that's how we came to be, right? Alec got an inappropriate thought about when he saw me so he assaulted me with his mouth." Magnus shrugged.

"Hey, if I remember correctly, it was you, who kissed me first." Alec raised an eyebrow.

"True. I'm amazing." Magnus did a little shimmy in his seat.

"Next @Ptxaholic123 What annoys Magnus about Alec and what annoys Alec about Magnus?"

"Yes! Finally! I'll be right back!" Alec jumped out of his seat and ran out of the room while Magnus just looked confused. There's a loud crashing sound and then Alec yells, "shit, I'm okay."

"Well, there's mine. That he is just so clumsy. He costs me so much in health bills and he's so picky. I mean I bought him adorable Hello Kitty band-aids but do you think he used a single one? No." Magnus crossed his arms.

"I'm back." Alec announced as he tripped over a pillow on the ground. He held up a notebook that had Magnus written in Alec's handwriting and flipped to a page. He covered the bottom of it so Magnus and the camera could only see the title. "Annoying Things Magnus Does" Then he moves his hand to show the rest of the empty page.

"Oh, I feel terrible." Magnus groaned.

"Did you complain about me not using those damn Hello Kitty band-aids? It was over a year ago. Move on!" Alec laughed and kissed Magnus's frown away.

Magnus looked in the bowl of questions. "Only a couple more."

"Good. I feel like I have no secrets left as is." Alec groaned.

"@cuddleclary123 What's the most annoying thing about each other?"

"Clary is the most annoying person ever!" Alec declared. "Clary, can't you just accept that Magnus and I are perfect and you and Jace are a trainwreck?"

Magnus smiled. "Ouch, poor Clary, but you have a point, Clary, and Jace, together? Now that's annoying." Magnus stuck his tongue out.

"So true, fu-reaking straight people, am I right?" Alec laughed and Magnus did too.

"@gamersimon101 Do our friends have no lives?" Alec asked as he read one of Simon's usernames.

"Wait, when did you start thinking of Simon as a friend? I'm so proud of you." Magnus smiled.

"You're right. Scratch that." Alec smirked. "anyway he asked If you could steal one thing from the other person's possessions what would it be and why?"

"Wow, that's some big words for you Simon." Alec teased.

"Be nice." Magnus smacked him.

"Fine, I'd say my heart because if I could possess that cold, black thing again I could remind it that we don't like glitter." Alec shook his head at the glitter on his suit that Magnus had thrown on him.

"I love you." Magnus declared and kissed him. "And I was going to say that I'd steal your ass because if I had an ass like yours I'd be damn near perfect."

"You are perfect." Alec smiled then picked up another question. "@killjoynotes Do you think you could adopt Madzie together?"

"Sure, we could, but as we mentioned earlier we're not ready yet and I'd rather her get into a family now. She shouldn't have to wait on us to be ready for kids." Magnus said.

"@joelyjelly14 Do you share each other's clothes? What else do you share?" Magnus reads and looks between himself and Alec at their switched suits. "Well, I think we've already answered that question."

Alec laughed. "To be fair, we don't have a lot of the same taste, but when we're home I might wear a glittery button up shirt every once in awhile and he might wear a plain black shirt and sweats. But we generally stick to our own clothes."

"Oh, and we share everything. I mean we will be sharing our lives together forever starting Saturday it will even be official so I'd say so.

"Wahoo! Only two left!" Alec pumped his fist and picked up the second to last paper. "@RainbowsNarnia&Glitter How hard is it to buy clothes for Magnus? Simple. I don't." Alec tossed the paper.

"And the last one from the same person: If you were to have a pet what would it be?"

"Does Jace count?" Magnus asked.

"I mean we do have to feed him." Alec rubbed his chin. "Yeah, I'd count him."

"Alright! Well, we're finally finished. Sorry for it being such a long ass video but you got to look at my beautiful face the whole time and Alec's kind of cute too I guess." Magnus shrugged.

"Bye!" Alec waved. "And don't come to our wedding at the rocky beach across the street from the Chinese place."

"And by don't come he means come, but you better bring me a glittery present."

"No! You better not!" Alec tried to grab the camera.

"Ouch!"

"Hey!"

"Stop it!"

The camera dropped as they rolled on the ground fighting to get ahold of it.

"Ah," Alec giggled. "Stop it. You're cheating!"

"Give up!" Magnus yelled.

"No wa-" Alec's words cut off and then the video cut.

"Can they not keep off each other for even a measly hour?" Jace asked with a shake of his head.

A/N All right so now it's finished. Who knew that an epilogue would last that long. I swear I could keep writing this story forever but I'll just move the other ideas into the other book that I will start posting soon I think I'll call it Behind The Screen or something like that! What do you think?

FYI my goal is to get this book under #50 in fanfiction and you all are amazing at helping me do this. It's just so cool to have a Malec book in the top 100! We shall find more shippers and bring them into the fold and slowly warp their minds and hearts until they feel like they need Malec to live...or I guess we could just make them cookies and share stories about Malec...

Question:  Do you think Magnus or Alec would be better in school?