Leute, I'm so sorry for not updating the past few months,  just took a lil break.

It's honestly surprising people still read this book. Anyone still in the Countryhumans fandom?

Warning⚠️: Violence, and language.

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Disclaimer: Each of the chapters in my countryhumans book does NOT intend any harm or racism. If you get offended in some/most of my chapters, please note that my books don't relate to any of the countries stated, and you are free to leave this book anytime.

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Third Reich

•It surprised him when he first heard that you killed someone.
•How did he even heard at first? Well, his spies (that he totally didn't hire to watch over you) reported to him that they caught you knocking someone unconscious and hiding the person's (prolly dead) body.
•The spies were completely shook from this, but Reich thought otherwise.
•Reich thought it was really hot that you suddenly went psycho. This mofo is a sadist.
•With blood all over you? Damn he won't be able to hold back.
•He's glad his love was a murderer, just like him. One day, he invited you for a murder spree.
•"(Y/N), please do join me for a special occasion."

Soviet Union ⚒️

•Unlike Reich, Soviet wasn't phased after hearing the news. He was actually proud of you, like a supportive boyfriend he is.
•He taught you what weapons to use and how to use them.
•What's surprising is that he lend you his sickle and hammer as your weapon, and offered to help when you plan to murder again. He would be pleased to watch you kill someone, he'll be entertained.
Him: "Now you use the sickle like this-" *"accidentally" touches your NoNo square*
You: "Oi, watch your hands."
Him: "I know where my hands are supposed to be."
•What a nice boyfriend he is, isn't he?

Japan 🇯🇵

•"You killed someone? Me too!"
•Japan, wtf-
•We always thought Japan was innocent and pure, well waddaya know, he has another side that nobody really knows.
•Japan totally never stalks you everyday, it's one reason why he found out that you killed someone.
•But he was pleased to know that you have an insane side, just like he does.
•One day, he decided to confess his love for you... by leaving a penetrated head on your freezer with a note "This is how much I love you, (Y/N). I'd do anything for you! Would you kill for me too? Let's both be crazy <3."

Britain 🇬🇧

•A little scared of you but of course he still loves you.
•He's terrified that he'll be on your list next since you know he trusts you a lot, but he knows you would never do such a thing to him, but of course he's still scared of you.
•On times you were saying something completely normal to him, he would mistakenly think of it as a death threat.
You: "Brit, can you please fetch me the bleach?"
Him: 'OH MY GOD IS SHE GONNA PUT BLEACH ON MY DRINK?'
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You: "Brit, we're having something nice for dinner." You grinned at him
Him: 'OH MY GOD I'M THE DINNER'
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You: "Hey Britain, check out this new knife I bought from Japan." *Raises up the knife*
Him: "BLOODY MOTHER FOOOCK-" *covers eyes*
You: "Sheesh, what's gotten into you, Brit? (Yeah Brit, sheeesh) I was just bouta slice this steak."
Him: "Oh."
•You're just delusional, Brit.

France 🇫🇷

•Quite disturbed about the news, didn't really expect you to be some killer.
•He got warnings from his neighbor that there's been a serial killer on loose because they've been receiving deadly threats like "Quiet your dog down or else they gotta go.". "Quit throwing baseballs in our lawn or else I'll throw back a knife."
•France immediately grew suspicious of you when you try hiding some things from him
•When he checked the security cameras, he was shocked at what he saw, he should be scared....and yet he felt a tingling sensation within him. It felt good to him.
•There's something dark about France that you weren't aware of.
•One night, you went home after hiding the evidences of your session.
"France, I'm home!" You greeted
"Welcome home, Mon amour! Please take a seat, let's eat dinner." He smiled welcomingly.
"Ooo, what's for dinner?"
"I'm glad you asked." He smirked. He lifted off the cover of the food. Your eyes widen.
Laying on the plate were two whole arms of...wait you know those tattoos from anywhere, it was the arms of your neighbor who you threatened quite many times.
•What was something dark about France again? Oh yeah...
He's a sadist. A complete psycho...like you.

America 🇺🇲

•'Oh my god, am I trippin? Idk but I'm just bouta head out to McDonald's.'
•Completely terrified of you when he first discovered you secretly murdered someone.
•Although, he did attempted to ask you about it one time but he's too scared he'll be next.
•There are times where he tries to avoid you, and this did not went unnoticed by you.
•One day, you decided to approach him.
You: *touches America's shoulder* "America? Why have you been avoiding m--"
Him: "JESUS, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, TAKE ALL MY GUNS, MY TANK, MY OIL, MCDONALD'S, WENDY'S, BURGER KING, ANYTHING. JUST DON'T KILL ME-"
•Jeez, America, with all those weapons, you could've already killed (Y/N). But I guess that's not how love works, huh?

Russia 🇷🇺

•"Aww yeah. Datz moi gorlfriend, roit derr!" He said with his thick Russian accent (I'm sorry, idk how to spell in accent. Please don't attacc-).
•Wasn't really surprised when he first knew that you killed someone, and he won't be surprised either if it's your routine to kill people.
•In fact, he asks how it was for you whenever you go home.
"Russia, I'm home."
•The usual "How was it?" Was his response and "Did you get caught?"
•Of course, you being smart, you was always uncaught.
•Whenever it's successful, he always throw a vodka party for you...his drunk butt even almost blew up your cover one time right in front of everyone in the party.
•"Oi guys, vodkas up, let's congratulate (Y/N) for successfully murde-- BLYAT!" You kicked his shin.
"Russia shut your drunk ass up, you almost blew up my cove-- I mean, you almost ruined me fine china." You glared at Russia.

Germany 🇩🇪

•Shocked as hell when he realized you're a murderer.
•He gave you a long lecture that killing is wrong
•He's mad at you for doing such a thing...although, he never admitted it but he kinda likes it.
•He secretly gives you a weapon that could be used as your weapon, like a knife or a gun.
•You never knew those weapon you receive are from Germany, since you knew he'll never do such a thing, in fact he's like a father who forbid his daughter from coming out of the house. In other words, he's strict for your well-being.
•One day when he left very early for work, he left a delicious meal on the table and a note saying  "Good luck for your daily murder spree<3", a knife laid beside the note with a clover leaf on top....wait cloverleaf...

...Ireland?

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I might take a rest for a week or so (yes, again. Sorry), I've been having severe cold symptoms for almost a week, and I fear this might be COVID. Anyways, stay safe y'all.